Traffic in all directions halts at busy intersection. Out of order traffic lights continues to flash RED. Drivers look pretty bemused, angry and frustrated because no one knows whose turn it is to GO.
UGH:
CHRIST! WALE! This could go on for HOURS. Good thing I had some Starbucks before I left the house
Suddenly the light turns to green in UGH’s lane.
GRRR:
HURRAH!
In less than 30 seconds it changes to YELLOW
ARGH:
FUDGE! FUDGE! You cheered too soon GRRR! It’s your fricking fault.
Motorists in other lanes start to GO even though the red light was still flashing.
GRR:
I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN! Where the FUDGE do you lot think you’re going? Wait till it’s your turn. ARGH!!!!!
MOTORIST:
Okay, so whose turn is it now? What's your problem, you fugging AMOEBA!!!!!
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