I was looking at rings

METEOR sits on sidewalk bench adjacent to the sidewalk duds. She immediately commences a LOUD, badass telephone conversation.

METEOR

Did you know today was valentine's day?.... (cackles) Me neither...When I was picking up my medication at the pharmacy, I heard shoppers talking about it..



.....I smoked so much weed last night that I passed out. I don't know how I got home. I took the WRONG bus. Alot of men callling me SEXY.....I was like 'WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?'

[The sidewalk duds are trying very hard to stifle their amusement]


........I'll buy you a valentine's gift....next week. I have NO money. I spent it all on alcohol....How come you have no money? What did you do with your money?..I just farted....You are as funny as that fart!


KATE
(whispered to KRISTEN)

She's hilarious! If he's more hilarious, then I would LOVE to meet him.


METEOR
.
...I was looking at rings today....I SAID 'I was looking at RINGS.'...Would you marry me?...I love you. I wasn't gonna tell you..

[She rang him back minutes after that conversation ended]


METEOR

I think we should tattoo each others name on our bodies....next week. What do you think. Okay, let's do it then...next week, when we both get some money....I love you..


{She called him back a minute later]


METEOR

One more thing, I love you


[When this chat ended, she started to make up a song]

METEOR

(raps)

There is no one to me like my man Hugh
There is nothing I wont do for you
I ride and die for you
I ride hard like Sean Paul

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EXT.  SIDEWALK – DAY

LANA

                               THANKS for walking me to the eye clinic, EMMY. I don't know how I'm gonna

                               manage if they operate on my eye AGAIN.UGH!

FIONA

(yawning)

                               You call this exciting? Kelsey, who should I throw my shoe at? Corrie or the two

                               women?

EMMY

                               That's what friends are for, Lana. Look on the bright side. You worry yourself

                               superlatively. That's why your eyelashes are turning grey.

LANA

                              I can hardly see where I'm walking so how the hell can I LOOK ON THE BRIGHT

                             SIDE? And why are YOU looking in my eyes. Are you a man?... You call yourself

                             my friend yet my eye lashes turning grey AND you didn't tell me before? UGH!

FIONA

(dozing off)

                              Wake me up when you switch to something less PRETENTIOUS

EMMY

                              I understand you’re facing a frightening situation but don't worry. I will pray for you.

LANA

(sarcastically)

                     Just praying! Is that it?

KELSEY

(impatiently)

                     That’s it! I’m going to the toilet.

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