MONDAY
Car suddenly pulls out in front of GRRR's van without using indicator. GRRR presses the breaks sharply to avoid an accident. Van screeches to a virtual halt. The car has POLICE emblazon on its sides.
GRRR: PHEW! Can you believe this realtor?
ARGH: WHAT A MORON!
Car driver smirks, turns then speeds away. Once again, driver did not use the indicator.
GRRR: I wonder how the TWERP manage to get a driver's licence
GRRR catches police car at the traffic lights. The light changes to green but the car moves off a bit too slow for GRRR. Apparently, the driver was using a hp tablet. GRRR honks his horn. Car driver shoots him a dirty look. GRRR and ARGH grin.
GRRR is not amused when he finds himself behind the same car at the DRIVE THROUGH. To make matters worse, the car driver take a long time to place order.
GRRR honk the horn while ARGH shouts GET MOVING TWERP! Arrrrrgh!
CAR DRIVER: (defiantly) YOU have anger issues. You need to calm down!
TUESDAY
Man wolf whistles at girl on the sidewalk.
SHE LOOKS BACK
MAN: You're looking fine
She is pretty dolled up and wearing a cute summer dress.
GIRL: (smiles) It's such great fun being a girl!
^^: HOOK! The old television is gone
++: DON’T LIE. You put it by the sidewalk less than an hour ago
^^: From my window, I watched as people ambled over the fallen tree to get their hands on it.
++: Brilliant!
WEDNESDAY
WASHING SIDEWALK
Student watched from his window as neighbour reprimanded man who was washing the sidewalk with a hose. On her way back to her house, she saw student disapprovingly shaking his head at her. She said ‘GET LOST SCROUNGER.’
F:Did you curse her back?
S: She was bigger than me
F: How old?
S:About 63. quite rude. If I could afford it, I’d move out of this town
F:Don’t mind her. Probably lonely. So what was her problem?
S: Flooding the sidewalk, wasting water, WHO KNOWS! The poor man was apologising profusely, BUT WOULD SHE EVEN LISTEN?
F: Probably forget to take her medication. She should be happy that someone is getting rid of some of the dirt of the sidewalk. You just can’t please some people
S: You can repeat that again
THURSDAY
SIDEWALK SMELLS
++Something is smelling disgusting. I wonder if its the fish stall
**No. Its that mattress that SOMEONE just threw on the sidewalk
++Are you sure SYRIA?
**The owner died in bed from last week. They just find his body
++That's terrible, but they can't leave that mattress there
NOTE ON MATTRESS ON SIDEWALK
I miss you ALOT. You SAVE ME from the sidewalk's cold concrete, and help me better myself. I wish I could join you in heaven. I love you ALOT. My best lover, my powerball, you stay in my heart..
FRIDAY
^^ (saying lyrics from Taylor Swift's Tonight, on the phone) - And I could wait patiently but, I really wish you would drop everything now, Meet me in the pouring rain, Kiss me on the sidewalk, Take away the pain, Cause I see sparks fly, Whenever you smile......
Parent strolling with child on sidewalk
Child: When are we going to el bulli, Mom?
Parent: In two weeks time. I told you already
Child: When tommorrow comes, will it be 2 weeks still?
NO REPLY
Child: Two weeks takes a long time
Parent: It does
^^ (sings along to tune blaring from radio on the Sidewalk) - Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk , Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt , Because of you I try my hardest just to forget everything , Because of you I don't know how to let anyone else in , Because of you , I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty . Because of you.. I am afraid.....
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