Sidewalk vendor:Enjoy it. So you going home now?
**: No! Not ready yet. The stock market today is too depressing. I'm just gonna sit in the car, rev the engine and honk the horn repeatedly
Sidewalk Vendor: No need to be rude, the traffic will clear soon
**: I wont be rude, I'm just gonna pretend
Sidewalk Vendor: Motorists will think you wanna move the car forward so jump out of the way fast. That could cause confusion and accidents.
** (laughs) I just wanna see the look on their faces when they realize that I'm not moving the car at all
What happens if the car in front of you takes too long to move?
I will just honk my horn louder and rev the engine harder
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