SIDEWALK FM PLAYS AVRIL ALVIGNE'S 'SKATER BOY.' Everyone watches in awe as CL P skates skillfully down the sidewalk with two bags of groceries in both hands. The approaching skaters, afraid of falling or colliding with him, looked quite stiff. However, you could tell that CL P had skated before. To the admiring pedestrians and onlookers, he displays poise, grace and a swagger.
CL P swerves just a bit to avoid a pot hole. Everyone jumps and gasps. He smiles to assure them that he is STILL in FULL control.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Some mangoes fall from one of CL P's grocery bags as he attempts some skateboard tricks. He tried to hold the bags proplerly, lost control, then fell in the split position, on the bags.
CL P:
OUCH!!!Holy crap.
HARD LAUGHTER
Pedestrians normally find it hilarious when skaters fall, especially after failing to accomplish attempted tricks.
CL P is badly bruised. He groans as he eases himself off the crushed vegetables and fruits. To make matters worse, in an attempt to get his skateboard off the ground, he kicks its edge, but fails to catch it, so it flies straight into his groin.
HOLDING HIS GROIN AREA, HE GROANS
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
He looks like someone just beat him up. OUCH!
Billie Piper:
Whoever said today was'nt gonna be boring, GOT IT WRONG
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
Indeed, today is gonna be a great day on the sidewalk
Billie Piper:
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Good thing I brought my camera. I can make some serious money from spectacles like this
hocus pocus:
Too bad, there is no carpet on the sidewalk to cushion his FALL..
Billie Piper:
...FAIL!
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
All his swagger has been lost now
Billie Piper:
OUCH!
hocus pocus:
He should stick to walking on the sidewalk
LAUGHTER
CL P BLEEDS FROM THE SIDE OF HIS FACE. PEOPLE RUSH TO HIS RESCUE
Billie Piper:
Are you okay?
CL P:
Think I suffered a concussion
hocus pocus:
Did you hit your head?
CL P:
NO!
hocus pocus:
It's not a concussion then. You are just feeling light-HEADED
Billie Piper:
Doctor on the sidewalk!
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
SHUT UP, YOU MITTLE!
CL P:
OUCH!
HOCUS POCUS SHOOTS CL P A DIRTY LOOK
CL P:
I'M IN PAIN, REMEMBER?
hocus pocus:
WHATEVER! anyway, I know a injury lawyer...
CL P takes one last look at everyone then walk away as if nothing had happened.
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Sunday, 30 October 2011
Thursday, 20 October 2011
clash on bus
Passengers pour off packed bus. African tries to board, realizing that he is unlikely to land himself a seat, took off his cap and quickly threw it on a newly vacant seat. 'I'm gonna sit there', he announces.
An african already on board, hisses his teeth, pushes the cap aside and plants himself on the seat.
scott hall:
Can't you see my cap on it? It's MY seat. UGH!
Kara Tointon:
I been standing on the bus for hours. You're not even on board as yet, yet you are DEMANDING SEAT. UGH
scott hall
IT DOES NOT MATTER! you should just let me have the seat since my cap is on it. thats my roots. UGH!
PASSENGERS PUT AWAY THEIR SMARTPHONES, BOOKS AND TABLETS, EAGER TO WITNESS THE CLASH ESCALATE.
Kara Tointon:
sorry, you're not in Africa, YOU'RE NOT IN AFRICA
Scott takes up his cap then turn his back on Kara.
Hayley Roberts
PUNCH HIM!
lindsey lohan:
Two grown men with no courtesy for the kids on board. It's too early for this bullshit. STOP IT!
scott hall:
EARLY? I am so late for work
EXCITED LAUGHTER
scott hall GETS OFF AT NEXT STOP
Kara Tointon:
COWARD!
scott hall:
Actually, this is my INTENDED stop.
Hayley Roberts:
Damn! I thought they would exchange blows over the seat
lindsey lohan:
That would have been pretty exciting stuff
Hayley Roberts
Sometime when I'm on a packed bus I would vacate my seat long before I reach my stop
lindsey lohan:
THAT'S THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. I do the same for pensioners, disabled people or people with babies. YOU?
Hayley Roberts:
I do it just to observe other passengers fighting for it. HILARIOUS!
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An african already on board, hisses his teeth, pushes the cap aside and plants himself on the seat.
scott hall:
Can't you see my cap on it? It's MY seat. UGH!
Kara Tointon:
I been standing on the bus for hours. You're not even on board as yet, yet you are DEMANDING SEAT. UGH
scott hall
IT DOES NOT MATTER! you should just let me have the seat since my cap is on it. thats my roots. UGH!
PASSENGERS PUT AWAY THEIR SMARTPHONES, BOOKS AND TABLETS, EAGER TO WITNESS THE CLASH ESCALATE.
Kara Tointon:
sorry, you're not in Africa, YOU'RE NOT IN AFRICA
Scott takes up his cap then turn his back on Kara.
Hayley Roberts
PUNCH HIM!
lindsey lohan:
Two grown men with no courtesy for the kids on board. It's too early for this bullshit. STOP IT!
scott hall:
EARLY? I am so late for work
EXCITED LAUGHTER
scott hall GETS OFF AT NEXT STOP
Kara Tointon:
COWARD!
scott hall:
Actually, this is my INTENDED stop.
Hayley Roberts:
Damn! I thought they would exchange blows over the seat
lindsey lohan:
That would have been pretty exciting stuff
Hayley Roberts
Sometime when I'm on a packed bus I would vacate my seat long before I reach my stop
lindsey lohan:
THAT'S THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. I do the same for pensioners, disabled people or people with babies. YOU?
Hayley Roberts:
I do it just to observe other passengers fighting for it. HILARIOUS!
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Friday, 14 October 2011
PENSIONER ON BUS
PENSIONER ON BUS
Pensioner
Pick up the phone. PLEASE! I know you're there. JUST PICK UP THE PHONE..PICK..UP...THE...PHONE..PICK THE PHONE UP.....Why do you REFUSE to answer my calls all the time?... I am just calling to let you know that I will be home soon...I have been stucked on the bus for 5 minutes. There's a fat woman beside me. Her baby WILL NOT stop crying. It's driving me INSANE. My back is killing me. ..There is a TWAT sitting in front of me....HE SMELLS.....I don't wanna take another bus. When I get off this one, I'll just walk it home....I will wALK IT HOME. I don't want you to pick me up anywhere. It's fine. It will not take me long to walk it home. Don't worry. It will kill me to get on another bus today.... You dont have to pick me up. I'll be fine. I thought you said you were BUSY and that's why you could'nt pick up the phone. Just continue watching YOU'RE usc football until I get there....FOR HEAVEN SAKE! Okay, meet me at KFC....You don't know where KFC is?...OKAY FORGET IT. I'll walk it home by myself. It's just opposite Mcdonald's....COME ON DRIVER!....I TOLD you, K F C....GET OFF THE PHONE! I don't know why you picked it up in the first place. UGH!
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Pensioner
Pick up the phone. PLEASE! I know you're there. JUST PICK UP THE PHONE..PICK..UP...THE...PHONE..PICK THE PHONE UP.....Why do you REFUSE to answer my calls all the time?... I am just calling to let you know that I will be home soon...I have been stucked on the bus for 5 minutes. There's a fat woman beside me. Her baby WILL NOT stop crying. It's driving me INSANE. My back is killing me. ..There is a TWAT sitting in front of me....HE SMELLS.....I don't wanna take another bus. When I get off this one, I'll just walk it home....I will wALK IT HOME. I don't want you to pick me up anywhere. It's fine. It will not take me long to walk it home. Don't worry. It will kill me to get on another bus today.... You dont have to pick me up. I'll be fine. I thought you said you were BUSY and that's why you could'nt pick up the phone. Just continue watching YOU'RE usc football until I get there....FOR HEAVEN SAKE! Okay, meet me at KFC....You don't know where KFC is?...OKAY FORGET IT. I'll walk it home by myself. It's just opposite Mcdonald's....COME ON DRIVER!....I TOLD you, K F C....GET OFF THE PHONE! I don't know why you picked it up in the first place. UGH!
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cliff richard
PEDESTRIANS CHAT
Pedestrian(gushes)
Just seen some images of Cliff Richard in the gallery. Wow! I had no idea he was so HOT when he was 17
He was a pretty boy. I am heading to the gallery now. Wanna come.
Pedestrian (gushes)
SURE! Sorry Mick Jagger, but Cliff Richards was much hotter than you
I love his calendar. No wonder he got all the girls
Pedestrian(gushes)
Gives me goose bumps
Really? He's much older now
Pedestrian
I'm serious a hell. I don't care
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Pedestrian(gushes)
Just seen some images of Cliff Richard in the gallery. Wow! I had no idea he was so HOT when he was 17
He was a pretty boy. I am heading to the gallery now. Wanna come.
Pedestrian (gushes)
SURE! Sorry Mick Jagger, but Cliff Richards was much hotter than you
I love his calendar. No wonder he got all the girls
Pedestrian(gushes)
Gives me goose bumps
Really? He's much older now
Pedestrian
I'm serious a hell. I don't care
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Saturday, 8 October 2011
Sidewalk Narrative: So much leaves
Burger King diners, including Nancy Shevell, peer through windows, in amazement as the breeze relentlessly chases orange and brown crunchy leaves down the sidewalk.
Ryan Howard
So much leaves on the sidewalk today? What's going on?
Janet Devlin
Duh! It's autumn, where do you expect to see them? On the trees?
Ryan Howard
Oh I see! Aren't they gonna block the drains?
Janet Devlin
Who cares! Autumn comes only once per year
CHILDREN jump in a heap of rustling leaves
Janet Devlin
I love the crunchy sounds under their feet
Ryan Howard
Sometimes it sounds like footsteps. But there is no greater feeling..it's wonderful!
Janet Devlin
OH NO!
Ryan Howard
What's the matter DRAMA QUEEN?
Janet Devlin
I think I stepped on a frog beneath this pile of leaves
Ryan Howard
You EVIL, HEARTLESS... Let me help you clear away the leaves so we can have a better look at it
Janet Devlin
Thanks
Ryan Howard(Laughs)
Wait! It's not a frog, you muppet! Its a rotten grapefruit
Janet Devlin (sighs in relief)
Thank you God
Janet Devlin
Look at this idiot with the leaf-blower!
Ryan Howard
He is not an idiot. He is blowing the leaves OFF the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
Yes, thats not bad. But he's blowing them into someone's yard
Ryan Howard
I think he's a smart-ass. He realizes his mistake, so he's now blowing them back to the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
IDIOT!
FALLiNG LEAVES HITS CYCLIST IN THE FACE. CYCLIST LOSES CONTROL CRASHES INTO ONCOMING CYCLIST WHO HAS A PASSENGER.
Ryan Howard and Janet Devlin try to stifle laughter as cyclists blame each other.
CYCLISTS SHOWS THEM MIDDLE FINGER AND HURL INSULTS
Janet Devlin
Lots of leaves in your hair
Ryan Howard
Lots of leaves
CYCLIST BRUSHES HAiR FRANTICALLY WITH BACK OF HIS HAND.
Cyclist
liars liars!
LAUGHTER
CYCLIST CURSES, SWEARS THEN RIDES OFF IN THE OPPOSIT DIRECTION
Ryan Howard (laughs)
He even forgets his own direction
Janet Devlin
Just another IDIOT
Janet Devlin
There are fallen leaves all over the sidewalk. Autumn is definitely here.
Ryan Howard
I think you said that earlier, but this time it sounds like you are reading a romance novel
Janet Devlin
OMG! This is my favourite time of the year! I can’t help but gush about it. I am especially obsessed with the browned, fallen leaves.
Ryan Howard
Mine also. Listen to the sound of dry leaves dancing and colliding on the sidewalk; no doubt about it AUTUMN IS HERE!
Janet Devlin
Hurrah! I Love autumn
They both stomp through pile of leaves heaped up by sweeper
SWEEPER:
I HATE AUTUMN! When it’s not the darn wind scattering the leaves I swept, its IDIOTS LIKE YOU. DO YOU MIND?
Ryan
I think you're just making a mess(giggle)
SWEEPER
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE. I have swept this area lots of times in the last hour but the damn trees keep letting go of their leaves
Ryan Howard
It's autumn, you MUPPET!
THEY KICK THROUGH OTHER PILES. Sweeper chases them with his broom and clenched fists
Janet Devlin
Let's collect the ones with the most beautiful colours
Ryan Howard
What for? You idiot! Don't have anything better to do?
Janet Devlin
The other girls will love them, don't YOU think?
Ryan Howard,
OH YES! Why didn't you say so earlier?
Janet Devlin
It's a pity we will not be able to capture the sound of the other leaves blowing along the sidewalk
Ryan Howard
Sorry Winsome. You win some, You lose some
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Ryan Howard
So much leaves on the sidewalk today? What's going on?
Janet Devlin
Duh! It's autumn, where do you expect to see them? On the trees?
Ryan Howard
Oh I see! Aren't they gonna block the drains?
Janet Devlin
Who cares! Autumn comes only once per year
CHILDREN jump in a heap of rustling leaves
Janet Devlin
I love the crunchy sounds under their feet
Ryan Howard
Sometimes it sounds like footsteps. But there is no greater feeling..it's wonderful!
Janet Devlin
OH NO!
Ryan Howard
What's the matter DRAMA QUEEN?
Janet Devlin
I think I stepped on a frog beneath this pile of leaves
Ryan Howard
You EVIL, HEARTLESS... Let me help you clear away the leaves so we can have a better look at it
Janet Devlin
Thanks
Ryan Howard(Laughs)
Wait! It's not a frog, you muppet! Its a rotten grapefruit
Janet Devlin (sighs in relief)
Thank you God
Janet Devlin
Look at this idiot with the leaf-blower!
Ryan Howard
He is not an idiot. He is blowing the leaves OFF the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
Yes, thats not bad. But he's blowing them into someone's yard
Ryan Howard
I think he's a smart-ass. He realizes his mistake, so he's now blowing them back to the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
IDIOT!
FALLiNG LEAVES HITS CYCLIST IN THE FACE. CYCLIST LOSES CONTROL CRASHES INTO ONCOMING CYCLIST WHO HAS A PASSENGER.
Ryan Howard and Janet Devlin try to stifle laughter as cyclists blame each other.
CYCLISTS SHOWS THEM MIDDLE FINGER AND HURL INSULTS
Janet Devlin
Lots of leaves in your hair
Ryan Howard
Lots of leaves
CYCLIST BRUSHES HAiR FRANTICALLY WITH BACK OF HIS HAND.
Cyclist
liars liars!
LAUGHTER
CYCLIST CURSES, SWEARS THEN RIDES OFF IN THE OPPOSIT DIRECTION
Ryan Howard (laughs)
He even forgets his own direction
Janet Devlin
Just another IDIOT
Janet Devlin
There are fallen leaves all over the sidewalk. Autumn is definitely here.
Ryan Howard
I think you said that earlier, but this time it sounds like you are reading a romance novel
Janet Devlin
OMG! This is my favourite time of the year! I can’t help but gush about it. I am especially obsessed with the browned, fallen leaves.
Ryan Howard
Mine also. Listen to the sound of dry leaves dancing and colliding on the sidewalk; no doubt about it AUTUMN IS HERE!
Janet Devlin
Hurrah! I Love autumn
They both stomp through pile of leaves heaped up by sweeper
SWEEPER:
I HATE AUTUMN! When it’s not the darn wind scattering the leaves I swept, its IDIOTS LIKE YOU. DO YOU MIND?
Ryan
I think you're just making a mess(giggle)
SWEEPER
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE. I have swept this area lots of times in the last hour but the damn trees keep letting go of their leaves
Ryan Howard
It's autumn, you MUPPET!
THEY KICK THROUGH OTHER PILES. Sweeper chases them with his broom and clenched fists
Janet Devlin
Let's collect the ones with the most beautiful colours
Ryan Howard
What for? You idiot! Don't have anything better to do?
Janet Devlin
The other girls will love them, don't YOU think?
Ryan Howard,
OH YES! Why didn't you say so earlier?
Janet Devlin
It's a pity we will not be able to capture the sound of the other leaves blowing along the sidewalk
Ryan Howard
Sorry Winsome. You win some, You lose some
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Thursday, 29 September 2011
Distracted taxi driver Lee Evans
TAXI driver, Lee Evans: lights a cigarette and starts to sings Christina Aguilera's CAR WASH
PASSENGER Martyn Pawpaw:
You sound like a strangled mice..WHAT THE HELL! Have you gotten tired of watching Desperate Housewives, counting money or making telephone calls?
TAXI driver:
NO! Advert break
PASSENGER Martyn Pawpaw:
MY LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS. It’s against the law to endanger your passengers' lives. You know that!
My fare is in your pocket. YOU KNOW THAT! You don’t have to wait till you reach your destination to pay me, you know. Don’t worry about my driving. I’m not new to THIS.
You’re not new to DRIVING? Thank God!
I’m not new to watching DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES or doing other stuffs while my passengers sit QUIETLY in the back or JOIN IN. Never had an incident. HA HA HA!
I pay you….
....You have not paid me YET, REMEMBER?
I will be paying you to take me to my destination safely but you are worrying me more and more
Stop worrying. If you had kids with you, I could understand your concern….cheer up
Okay. (starts praying)
That’s not necessary. You’ll be fine. What’s your favourite beer? A COLD one? HA HA HA
You drink while driving with passengers?
SURE. If they are not too shy, they happily drink with me. I ALWAYS have enough to share
DRIVER RESUMES WATCHING DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THAT? You're scaring me!
DRIVER IGNORES HER
UGH: I HAVE TO GET MY OWN CAR!
I AGREE
DRIVER ANSWERS TELEPHONE, STARTS STEERING WITH ELBOW
MUPPET! ARE YOU MAD? You’re getting from BAD TO WORSE! This is unacceptable. If you wanna kill yourself, do so when I get out of your taxi
This is what you get when you complain too much.
I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU OR YOUR TAXI AGAIN
AND IF YOU SEE IT, PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT. I HATE BORING PASSENGERS!
I hate RECKLESS TAXI DRIVERS!
I'm a trendsetter kind of guy. I’m not your average taxi driver. I have hobbies.
RIGHT HERE, PLEASE!..Thanks for the ride. Good night
You forget to pay me
I did not forget. GOOD NIGHT!
I will call the police
I DARE YOU. After behaving like a PRICK, you'll only make it easier for me to REPORT YOU
I...I..I I WON'T CALL THEM. I change my mind
Good! Good night!
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PASSENGER Martyn Pawpaw:
You sound like a strangled mice..WHAT THE HELL! Have you gotten tired of watching Desperate Housewives, counting money or making telephone calls?
TAXI driver:
NO! Advert break
PASSENGER Martyn Pawpaw:
MY LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS. It’s against the law to endanger your passengers' lives. You know that!
My fare is in your pocket. YOU KNOW THAT! You don’t have to wait till you reach your destination to pay me, you know. Don’t worry about my driving. I’m not new to THIS.
You’re not new to DRIVING? Thank God!
I’m not new to watching DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES or doing other stuffs while my passengers sit QUIETLY in the back or JOIN IN. Never had an incident. HA HA HA!
I pay you….
....You have not paid me YET, REMEMBER?
I will be paying you to take me to my destination safely but you are worrying me more and more
Stop worrying. If you had kids with you, I could understand your concern….cheer up
Okay. (starts praying)
That’s not necessary. You’ll be fine. What’s your favourite beer? A COLD one? HA HA HA
You drink while driving with passengers?
SURE. If they are not too shy, they happily drink with me. I ALWAYS have enough to share
DRIVER RESUMES WATCHING DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THAT? You're scaring me!
DRIVER IGNORES HER
UGH: I HAVE TO GET MY OWN CAR!
I AGREE
DRIVER ANSWERS TELEPHONE, STARTS STEERING WITH ELBOW
MUPPET! ARE YOU MAD? You’re getting from BAD TO WORSE! This is unacceptable. If you wanna kill yourself, do so when I get out of your taxi
This is what you get when you complain too much.
I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU OR YOUR TAXI AGAIN
AND IF YOU SEE IT, PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT. I HATE BORING PASSENGERS!
I hate RECKLESS TAXI DRIVERS!
I'm a trendsetter kind of guy. I’m not your average taxi driver. I have hobbies.
RIGHT HERE, PLEASE!..Thanks for the ride. Good night
You forget to pay me
I did not forget. GOOD NIGHT!
I will call the police
I DARE YOU. After behaving like a PRICK, you'll only make it easier for me to REPORT YOU
I...I..I I WON'T CALL THEM. I change my mind
Good! Good night!
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Thursday, 22 September 2011
Meg Whitman and Rihanna see condom on the sidewalk
GRRR Meg Whitman:
LOOK!
UGH Rihanna:
What is it?
GRRR:
NOTHING! Just a random condom on the sidewalk. I wonder how it got here.
UGH: (turns face away)
I HAVE NO IDEA! Can't you see I'm eating my Big Mac. UGH! PLEASE talk about something more pleasant or SHUT THE HELL UP!...People are so UNSAVOURY these days. UGH!
GRRR:
Unlike you, there is no doubt that these UNSAVOURY people use protection. You should follow their example. It's NEVER too late to start. I'll pick up this ONE for you
UGH:
For heaven sake! NO! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT. Are you out of your mind? PICK IT UP FOR YOURSELF! ARGHH!
GRRR:
Chum, this is your chance to do your bit for the environment. RECYCLE IT!
UGH:
HELL NO! I can't do that. THERE ARE ANTS ALL OVER IT. YUCK!
GRRR:
Its’ very good for them; packed with vitamins, proteins and minerals, VITAMINS…
UGH:
…THAT'S DISGUSTING!
GRRR:
They are having the blood also
UGH:
STOP! PLEASE!
GRRR:(cackles)
Okay. Look where you're walking...You just stepped on another condom
UGH:
DAMN! There are so many trash cans on the sidewalk. WHY THE HELL are these people REFUSING to use them?
GRRR:
I have no idea
UGH: (mutters to himself)
One hundred and twenty third day of the year, so far I have seen 17 condoms on the sidewalk. UGH!!!
GRRR
Here is another one. Shall I pick it up for you?
UGH:
NO!
GRRR:
There are no ants on it.
ARGH:
I DON'T CARE
GRRR:
It is UNOPENED also
ARGH:
BUT, BUT but...
GRRR:
If you had looked at them when I invited you to do so, you would have seen that for yourself
ARGH: (chases GRRR)
You made me feel nauseous over NOTHING?...Wait till I get my hands on you...
GRRR: (running away)
Spare me and I will give you BOTH OF THEM
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LOOK!
UGH Rihanna:
What is it?
GRRR:
NOTHING! Just a random condom on the sidewalk. I wonder how it got here.
UGH: (turns face away)
I HAVE NO IDEA! Can't you see I'm eating my Big Mac. UGH! PLEASE talk about something more pleasant or SHUT THE HELL UP!...People are so UNSAVOURY these days. UGH!
GRRR:
Unlike you, there is no doubt that these UNSAVOURY people use protection. You should follow their example. It's NEVER too late to start. I'll pick up this ONE for you
UGH:
For heaven sake! NO! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT. Are you out of your mind? PICK IT UP FOR YOURSELF! ARGHH!
GRRR:
Chum, this is your chance to do your bit for the environment. RECYCLE IT!
UGH:
HELL NO! I can't do that. THERE ARE ANTS ALL OVER IT. YUCK!
GRRR:
Its’ very good for them; packed with vitamins, proteins and minerals, VITAMINS…
UGH:
…THAT'S DISGUSTING!
GRRR:
They are having the blood also
UGH:
STOP! PLEASE!
GRRR:(cackles)
Okay. Look where you're walking...You just stepped on another condom
UGH:
DAMN! There are so many trash cans on the sidewalk. WHY THE HELL are these people REFUSING to use them?
GRRR:
I have no idea
UGH: (mutters to himself)
One hundred and twenty third day of the year, so far I have seen 17 condoms on the sidewalk. UGH!!!
GRRR
Here is another one. Shall I pick it up for you?
UGH:
NO!
GRRR:
There are no ants on it.
ARGH:
I DON'T CARE
GRRR:
It is UNOPENED also
ARGH:
BUT, BUT but...
GRRR:
If you had looked at them when I invited you to do so, you would have seen that for yourself
ARGH: (chases GRRR)
You made me feel nauseous over NOTHING?...Wait till I get my hands on you...
GRRR: (running away)
Spare me and I will give you BOTH OF THEM
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