Burger King diners, including Nancy Shevell, peer through windows, in amazement as the breeze relentlessly chases orange and brown crunchy leaves down the sidewalk.
Ryan Howard
So much leaves on the sidewalk today? What's going on?
Janet Devlin
Duh! It's autumn, where do you expect to see them? On the trees?
Ryan Howard
Oh I see! Aren't they gonna block the drains?
Janet Devlin
Who cares! Autumn comes only once per year
CHILDREN jump in a heap of rustling leaves
Janet Devlin
I love the crunchy sounds under their feet
Ryan Howard
Sometimes it sounds like footsteps. But there is no greater feeling..it's wonderful!
Janet Devlin
OH NO!
Ryan Howard
What's the matter DRAMA QUEEN?
Janet Devlin
I think I stepped on a frog beneath this pile of leaves
Ryan Howard
You EVIL, HEARTLESS... Let me help you clear away the leaves so we can have a better look at it
Janet Devlin
Thanks
Ryan Howard(Laughs)
Wait! It's not a frog, you muppet! Its a rotten grapefruit
Janet Devlin (sighs in relief)
Thank you God
Janet Devlin
Look at this idiot with the leaf-blower!
Ryan Howard
He is not an idiot. He is blowing the leaves OFF the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
Yes, thats not bad. But he's blowing them into someone's yard
Ryan Howard
I think he's a smart-ass. He realizes his mistake, so he's now blowing them back to the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
IDIOT!
FALLiNG LEAVES HITS CYCLIST IN THE FACE. CYCLIST LOSES CONTROL CRASHES INTO ONCOMING CYCLIST WHO HAS A PASSENGER.
Ryan Howard and Janet Devlin try to stifle laughter as cyclists blame each other.
CYCLISTS SHOWS THEM MIDDLE FINGER AND HURL INSULTS
Janet Devlin
Lots of leaves in your hair
Ryan Howard
Lots of leaves
CYCLIST BRUSHES HAiR FRANTICALLY WITH BACK OF HIS HAND.
Cyclist
liars liars!
LAUGHTER
CYCLIST CURSES, SWEARS THEN RIDES OFF IN THE OPPOSIT DIRECTION
Ryan Howard (laughs)
He even forgets his own direction
Janet Devlin
Just another IDIOT
Janet Devlin
There are fallen leaves all over the sidewalk. Autumn is definitely here.
Ryan Howard
I think you said that earlier, but this time it sounds like you are reading a romance novel
Janet Devlin
OMG! This is my favourite time of the year! I can’t help but gush about it. I am especially obsessed with the browned, fallen leaves.
Ryan Howard
Mine also. Listen to the sound of dry leaves dancing and colliding on the sidewalk; no doubt about it AUTUMN IS HERE!
Janet Devlin
Hurrah! I Love autumn
They both stomp through pile of leaves heaped up by sweeper
SWEEPER:
I HATE AUTUMN! When it’s not the darn wind scattering the leaves I swept, its IDIOTS LIKE YOU. DO YOU MIND?
Ryan
I think you're just making a mess(giggle)
SWEEPER
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE. I have swept this area lots of times in the last hour but the damn trees keep letting go of their leaves
Ryan Howard
It's autumn, you MUPPET!
THEY KICK THROUGH OTHER PILES. Sweeper chases them with his broom and clenched fists
Janet Devlin
Let's collect the ones with the most beautiful colours
Ryan Howard
What for? You idiot! Don't have anything better to do?
Janet Devlin
The other girls will love them, don't YOU think?
Ryan Howard,
OH YES! Why didn't you say so earlier?
Janet Devlin
It's a pity we will not be able to capture the sound of the other leaves blowing along the sidewalk
Ryan Howard
Sorry Winsome. You win some, You lose some
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