SIDEWALK FM PLAYS AVRIL ALVIGNE'S 'SKATER BOY.' Everyone watches in awe as CL P skates skillfully down the sidewalk with two bags of groceries in both hands. The approaching skaters, afraid of falling or colliding with him, looked quite stiff. However, you could tell that CL P had skated before. To the admiring pedestrians and onlookers, he displays poise, grace and a swagger.
CL P swerves just a bit to avoid a pot hole. Everyone jumps and gasps. He smiles to assure them that he is STILL in FULL control.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Some mangoes fall from one of CL P's grocery bags as he attempts some skateboard tricks. He tried to hold the bags proplerly, lost control, then fell in the split position, on the bags.
CL P:
OUCH!!!Holy crap.
HARD LAUGHTER
Pedestrians normally find it hilarious when skaters fall, especially after failing to accomplish attempted tricks.
CL P is badly bruised. He groans as he eases himself off the crushed vegetables and fruits. To make matters worse, in an attempt to get his skateboard off the ground, he kicks its edge, but fails to catch it, so it flies straight into his groin.
HOLDING HIS GROIN AREA, HE GROANS
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
He looks like someone just beat him up. OUCH!
Billie Piper:
Whoever said today was'nt gonna be boring, GOT IT WRONG
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
Indeed, today is gonna be a great day on the sidewalk
Billie Piper:
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Good thing I brought my camera. I can make some serious money from spectacles like this
hocus pocus:
Too bad, there is no carpet on the sidewalk to cushion his FALL..
Billie Piper:
...FAIL!
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
All his swagger has been lost now
Billie Piper:
OUCH!
hocus pocus:
He should stick to walking on the sidewalk
LAUGHTER
CL P BLEEDS FROM THE SIDE OF HIS FACE. PEOPLE RUSH TO HIS RESCUE
Billie Piper:
Are you okay?
CL P:
Think I suffered a concussion
hocus pocus:
Did you hit your head?
CL P:
NO!
hocus pocus:
It's not a concussion then. You are just feeling light-HEADED
Billie Piper:
Doctor on the sidewalk!
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
SHUT UP, YOU MITTLE!
CL P:
OUCH!
HOCUS POCUS SHOOTS CL P A DIRTY LOOK
CL P:
I'M IN PAIN, REMEMBER?
hocus pocus:
WHATEVER! anyway, I know a injury lawyer...
CL P takes one last look at everyone then walk away as if nothing had happened.
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