using ONLY fresh, raw ingredients

AT THE sidewalk's Pure Raw Foods place, a suited and booted Wimbledon, aka the sidewalk playboy crafts sumptuous desserts using ONLY fresh, raw ingredients. The sidewalk fashionistas growing appetite for his creations, keeps him very busy.

[WATCHES AS PEDESTRIAN, KWOK TRIPS OVER HIS DOG, Kat Von, FALLS ON HIS FACE]


MILEY

　
Craft me a special salad....with broccoli and fruits...any fruit.


Wimbledon

I can craft you a special salad, but not with vegetables and fruits combined


MILEY

Why not?

Wimbledon

I NEVER mix the two in salads


MILEY

Okay. You know best



[ Marian and Mr Lucarelli walk pass a sidewalk bench - TOPLESS. Wimbledon nods at them in approval]



WIMBLEDON

Thanks. I can combine tomatoes with broccoli


MILEY

Tomatoes makes me develop skin rashes. I love pretty much all fruits and vegetables but not tomatoes.

　


No problem. I have cauliflower

　

MILEY

Great.! I love it , I love it , I love it . Can't live without it...


KARIMA

.....Calm down...



MILEY

....I wish my children would adopt my style, and not their father's. He does'nt like vegetables at all. He will eat vegetables but only from a can. And like you said 'fresh fruits and Vegetables are superior.'

　

WIMBLEDON

That's right. But it's still better to eat fruits and vegetables from a can, than not eating any at all..Some vegetables and fruits are not available fresh, so it's fine to have the frozen or canned ones.

　

KARIMA

Fruits and vegetables in cans? What the HELL! I would'nt eat that...I wish my children would adopt my style

　

MILEY

Don't be rude!

　

KARIMA

SHUT UP! You're too sensitive

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[Jaclyn urinates on the sidewalk]


WIMBLEDON
(in disgust)

Crazy man!


Tsarnaev

I can't afford fresh vegetables


GOMEZ

Well, you can plant your vegetables


Tsarnaev

I knew you would say that. For your information, I would live to plant my own vegetables, but I don't have the time and place


WIMBLEDON

Well, shop around for discounted fruits and vegetables. Most times, they are taste just as good, and have the same nutritional value, as premium ones

　
Tsarnaev

GOMEZ, I hope someday, you'll be forced to eat fruits and vegetables from cans.

　

GOMEZ

I would'nt mind...Like the sidewalk playboy said, 'it's better to eat them from a can, than not eating any at all.

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skater falls on sidewalk

SIDEWALK FM PLAYS AVRIL ALVIGNE'S 'SKATER BOY.' Everyone watches in awe as CL P skates skillfully down the sidewalk with two bags of groceries in both hands. The approaching skaters, afraid of falling or colliding with him, looked quite stiff. However, you could tell that CL P had skated before. To the admiring pedestrians and onlookers, he displays poise, grace and a swagger.


CL P swerves just a bit to avoid a pot hole. Everyone jumps and gasps. He smiles to assure them that he is STILL in FULL control.



CHEERING AND APPLAUSE



Some mangoes fall from one of CL P's grocery bags as he attempts some skateboard tricks. He tried to hold the bags proplerly, lost control, then fell in the split position, on the bags.



CL P:

OUCH!!!Holy crap.



HARD LAUGHTER

Pedestrians normally find it hilarious when skaters fall, especially after failing to accomplish attempted tricks.



CL P is badly bruised. He groans as he eases himself off the crushed vegetables and fruits. To make matters worse, in an attempt to get his skateboard off the ground, he kicks its edge, but fails to catch it, so it flies straight into his groin.


HOLDING HIS GROIN AREA, HE GROANS



LAUGHTER




hocus pocus:

He looks like someone just beat him up. OUCH!


Billie Piper:

Whoever said today was'nt gonna be boring, GOT IT WRONG


LAUGHTER


hocus pocus:

Indeed, today is gonna be a great day on the sidewalk


Billie Piper:

Ouch, ouch, ouch. Good thing I brought my camera. I can make some serious money from spectacles like this



hocus pocus:

Too bad, there is no carpet on the sidewalk to cushion his FALL..



Billie Piper:

...FAIL!



LAUGHTER



hocus pocus:

All his swagger has been lost now



Billie Piper:

OUCH!



hocus pocus:

He should stick to walking on the sidewalk



LAUGHTER






CL P BLEEDS FROM THE SIDE OF HIS FACE. PEOPLE RUSH TO HIS RESCUE



Billie Piper:

Are you okay?


CL P:

Think I suffered a concussion


hocus pocus:

Did you hit your head?


CL P:

NO!


hocus pocus:

It's not a concussion then. You are just feeling light-HEADED



Billie Piper:

Doctor on the sidewalk!


LAUGHTER



hocus pocus:

SHUT UP, YOU MITTLE!


CL P:

OUCH!


HOCUS POCUS SHOOTS CL P A DIRTY LOOK


CL P:

I'M IN PAIN, REMEMBER?


hocus pocus:

WHATEVER! anyway, I know a injury lawyer...


CL P takes one last look at everyone then walk away as if nothing had happened.


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