tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74726102275657626032024-03-13T19:16:56.927-07:00TVsidewalkINDOLENT chums are in for an ambrosial treat.Perched on a sidewalk bench, popcorn on hand, binocular in hand, er, handkerchief in bag, they are ready to WATCH the mode, the theatre and the espièglerie up and down the sidewalk...Better than TV. Just saying.zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.comBlogger113125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-1881324220823973392014-02-07T23:48:00.002-08:002014-02-07T23:54:40.745-08:00the sidewalk's Health Store<span class="userContent"></span><br />
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<span class="text_exposed_show">[#SidewalkAesthetic - <a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a> ]<br /> [SUBSCRIBE to TVsidewalk - on youtube]<br /> <br /> ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ<br /> Can you taste the kale in the smoothie?<br /> <br /> Fritzbox<br /> It depends..<br /> <br /> ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ<br /> (laughs)<br /> Depends? Depends on what?<br /> <br /> WATSON<br /> I didn't use alot of kale in the <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/recipes">#recipes</a>, so <br /> you wont really taste it at all. It has been overpowered by the bananas and mix berries. <br /> <br /> ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ<br /> AWESOME!<br /> <br /> [MAN CHASES THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE 5 CENTS HE FOUND ON THE SIDEWALK]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ソチオリンピック<br /> How much <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/calories">#calories</a>, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/protein">#protein</a>, vitamins, minerals does the smoothie contain?<br /> <br /> Fritzbox<br /> Er, erm...I don't know the precise amount for each, but I'd say a 'good amount' of the <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nutrients">#nutrients</a>, but not alot of calories.<br /> <br /> ソチオリンピック<br /> How do you <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/craft">#craft</a> the smoothie?<br /> <br /> <br /> Fritzbox<br /> I simply purée all the #ingredients in this blender until <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/change">#change</a> into a <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/creamy">#creamy</a>, smooth consistency....<br /> <br /> <br /> [COUPLE JOG PASS IN MATCHING <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bikinis">#BIKINIS</a>]<br /> <br /> <br /> ソチオリンピック<br /> ....Do you have a recipe book?<br /> <br /> Fritzbox<br /> Not really. We come up with different smoothie concoctions each day. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ソチオリンピック<br /> I don't like kale but I'll try your smoothie since you say <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thetaste">#thetaste</a> of the kale in it is not strong. <br /> <br /> Fritzbox<br /> It's good; like honey. Try it. It's awesome; regular passers-by admitted that it's their favorite smoothie.<br /> <br /> ソチオリンピック<br /> It's time to start <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/drinking">#drinking</a> #healthy, I suppose. The sidewalk's Health Store is my inspiration.<br /> <br /> FANN WONG<br /> (passer-by)<br /> <br /> What's up, ソチオリンピック?? What are you doing at the Health Store?<br /> <br /> ソチオリンピック<br /> Here's 'what's up'...drinking healthy...<br /> <br /> Fritzbox<br /> At the sidewalk Health Store, of course. It's our mission to inspire the whole sidewalk into healthy drinking. So make sure you tell your sidewalk friends<br /> <br /> <br /> ソチオリンピック<br /> (beams)Yummy! #Thetaste is hot. That's what Im talkin about.<br /> <br /> FANN WONG<br /> Where's mine?<br /> <br /> ソチオリンピック<br /> Where's your money? <br /> <br /> Fritzbox<br /> Show me the money, Fann, and I'll fill a glass for you. You'll enjoy your walk on the sidewalk - alot better.<br /> <br /> FANN WONG<br /> Here you go! Make sure you fill my glass...<br /> <br /> FRITZBOX<br /> ....I'll give you so much, you'll be unabale to drink it off<br /> <br /> <br /> [ALL LAUGH]</span></div>
</span><br />zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-79971086165289356692014-01-30T04:59:00.000-08:002014-02-07T23:53:53.126-08:00#Superfood ‘banana #smoothie<span class="userContent">AT THE sidewalk’s #HealthHouse, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/wireless">#Wireless</a>, aka the sidewalk playboy, crafted a highly <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nutritious">#nutritious</a>, insanely delicious, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/superfood">#superfood</a> ‘banana <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/smoothie">#smoothie</a>’, for <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/healthfood">#healthfood</a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/nuts">#nuts</a>; pedestrians and joggers. The heavenly combined <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ingredients">#Ingredients</a> ar<span class="text_exposed_hide">...</span><span class="text_exposed_show">e; a <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/splash">#splash</a> of coconut oil, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/chia">#chia</a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/seeds">#seeds</a>, ripe bananas, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/organic">#organic</a> almond milk, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/dates">#dates</a>, strawberries, vanilla and coconut water. (Subscribe to TVsidewalk - on youtube)</span></span><br />
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If you add some Manuka honey to mine, I’ll be happy to buy some<br />
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WIRELESS<br />
If I add honey to it, it will become sweeter. Remember, the overly riped bananas and dates that I used, have <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sugar">#sugar</a> in them.<br />
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I look forward to having mine, just the way you made it. <br />
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Wow! <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thetaste">#Thetaste</a> is <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/healthy">#healthy</a> …..Delicious. Oh my <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/goodness">#goodness</a>! This is my new favourite meal.<br />
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Can<span class="text_exposed_show">'t <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/blame">#blame</a> them, it's packed with <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/vitamins">#vitamins</a>, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/digestive">#digestive</a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/enzymes">#enzymes</a> and minerals, it's so simple to make, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/tasty">#tasty</a>, a <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/sweet">#Sweet</a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/treat">#Treat</a>, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/heaven">#heaven</a>. Recipe - organic <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/superfruits">#superfruits</a>; <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/bananas">#bananas</a>, raspberries, pineapple, strawberries, <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/mango">#mango</a> and <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/avocados">#avocados</a>. Dschungelcamp used so much avocados that <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/thetaste">#thetaste</a> of the smoothie is of avocados only..However, it's suitable for vegans, vegetarians and <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/rawfoods">#rawfoods</a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/enthusiasts">#enthusiasts</a> and <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/meat">#meat</a> <a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/eaters">#eaters</a>.</span><br />
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</span><br />zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-57695162917098452732013-11-17T01:39:00.001-08:002013-11-17T01:39:25.663-08:00walk faster, honey..We are running lateTHE ambassador for sidewalk aesthetic, Jodi, aka the sidewalk playboy, is, astonishingly, not in a hurry, to walk pass two crawling pedestrians in front.<br />
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er, er, Thirty<br />
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Thirty? Wow, you are older than Miranda<br />
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I know who you are...You are my mother's uncle<br />
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I am already marry to her.....How old are you Carol?<br />
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Five....Why do you and mother always shout at each other?<br />
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Damn!<br />
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Is it because she annoy you?<br />
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Yes, Carol...Let us walk faster, honey....We are running late<br />
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<br />zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-15575075055066330542013-07-19T03:11:00.000-07:002013-07-19T03:11:19.728-07:00This is a public sidewalk, not a churchMAVERICK pedestrian, VONN, batted away the sidewalk preacher's pronouncements, "Tell Jesus to F*** OFF! Passers-by stopped to see what the all the uproar was about.. Stunned onlookers on the benches outside the sidewalk's Pure Raw Foods place, held their breaths. Some sniggered. Fernandez, aka, the sidewalk playboy, was crafting raw desserts; smoothies with coconut oil, raw cocoa powder, and cucumber, but was too disorientated to toss the ingredients properly.<br />
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Tell Jesus to F*** OFF!....<br />
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VONN<br />
<br />
Don't talk too much. PLEASE!<br />
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<br />
THE OPEN<br />
<br />
Everyone MUST be born again. Accept Christ as your personal saviour. TODAY! It's time to follow the Lord's footsteps.<br />
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VONN<br />
<br />
Bla Bla Bla....Shut up! This is PUBLIC sidewalk, not a church<br />
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Ratajkowski<br />
<br />
(to Vonn)<br />
<br />
This is a public sidewalk, the Man of God is free to do what he likes. If you don't want to listen, DON'T listen<br />
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VONN<br />
<br />
I don't want to listen to him<br />
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Ratajkowski<br />
<br />
Then go and sit on another sidewalk bench. Walk on, and leave the Man of God alone.<br />
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THE OPEN<br />
<br />
Amen. Only his blood can save us. We have all sinned.....<br />
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VONN<br />
<br />
ENOUGH! My God! Shut up!<br />
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THE OPEN<br />
<br />
Come and shut me up! You cannot see the Kingdom of God unless you repent...<br />
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VONN<br />
(sang mockingly)<br />
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HALLELUJAH<br />
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Ratajkowski<br />
(shook head in scorn)<br />
<br />
Are you taking the Man of God's sermon for a JOKE?<br />
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THE OPEN<br />
<br />
Singing hallelujah not gonna save you. Unless you repent... you are gonna end up in the wrong place - HELL!<br />
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VONN<br />
<br />
GO TO HELL!<br />
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FAUXPAS<br />
<br />
Let him speak his religion..You must learn to be tolerant of others' religions. This is a free sidewalk. Otherwise, JOG ON!<br />
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Ratajkowski<br />
<br />
Amen!<br />
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Pasapalabra<br />
<br />
This is a free sidewalk. Pedestrians have a right to RELAX on the benches, enjoy the sun - without this FLIPPING annoyance. This is not the time or place for sermons. Find a church or something...<br />
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THE OPEN<br />
(faced Pasapalabra sternly)<br />
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NO-ONE cometh to the FATHER but by me....<br />
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VONN<br />
<br />
....Shut up!<br />
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The OPEN<br />
<br />
I don't need this from you ANYMORE<br />
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<u><span style="color: #16387c;"></span></u><br />zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-64216997758852756632013-07-11T16:39:00.002-07:002013-07-11T16:39:42.164-07:00and other sidewalk health NUTS<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">UTILISING real fruits; mangoes, mixed berries, strawberries, soursops, SHOMUNI, aka the sidewalk playboy crafts SWEET, FRESH smoothies for the sidewalk style sirens, jogging, brisk-walking and other sidewalk health NUTS.</span><br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">SHOMUNI</span><br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Welcome to the Pure raw Foods place, Ryan, sorry, I mean RANDY. How may I help?</span><br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">RANDY</span><br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">I'm gonna try your <span class="highlight">raw</span> desserts today, SHOMUNI</span><br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Rivera</span><br />
<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">Yuck! Aren't you scared of food poisoning and diarrhoea? Raw foods is not healthy.. It's not for HUMANS......I love your cute summer dress... and wedges. Its going to be hot so cuteness, casualness and comfort are fundamental.Very casual </span><br />
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SHOMUNI<br />
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.....Don't believe the NONSENSE you heard about 'raw foods are bad for you.' I have never heard such, unpalatable, indigestible NONSENSE. <br />
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<span class="messageBody" data-ft="{"type":3}">RANDY</span><br />
Me neither<br />
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Rivera<br />
GOSH Shomuni! I know you are passionate about your pure raw foods' beliefs so I have no objective to perpetuating a verbal war<br />
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SHOMUNI<br />
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Me neither...Everyday, we serve raw desserts to the fashionable sidewalk - bowls of raw smoothieS, raw salads, raw juices, bigger than your head. So far, no one's tooth has dropped out - only a little cat-like flatulence<br />
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zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-78823007883526398732013-07-08T17:58:00.000-07:002013-07-08T18:04:41.159-07:00will NEVER touch my lips..WHILE crafting bad-ass fruit salads, for the sidewalk fashionistas, a suited and booted Andy, aka the sidewalk playboy, was interrupted by a tastefully-attired passer-by, Zara.<br />
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ZARA<br />
What raw ingredients are you experimenting with today, Andy?<br />
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ANDY<br />
watermelon, cantaloupe, pineapple, grapes, and erm, erm, almonds...It's gonna be a bad-ass desserts<br />
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ZARA<br />
Gorgeous..No raw asparagus salad? <br />
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ANDY<br />
asparagus is very <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;">versatile. </span></span>It can be prepared in so many different ways - steamed, cooked, grilled...HOWEVER, here at the Pure Raw Foods place, we use use it RAW in salads, smoothies, juices...wait a minute....Yesterday, you told me how much you detested asparagus. Why the sudden interest?<br />
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ZARA<br />
(pointed down the sidewalk)<br />
<br />
Look! MAVERICK sidewalk police, Lamar, is heading this way. He'll reach us in a few minutes.....I MUST pass any drug test he administer on me...You sure you don't have some left-over raw asparagus salads from yesterday?<br />
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ANDY<br />
<br />
(laughed)<br />
<br />
Get out of here! You JOKER<br />
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ZARA<br />
(cackled)<br />
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ANd you are my MENTOR.....My first skool.....I still HATE asparagus. It will NEVER touch my lips..<br />
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<span class="hottrends-single-trend-title">AT THE sidewalk's Pure Raw Foods place, a suited and booted Wimbledon, aka the sidewalk playboy crafts sumptuous desserts using ONLY fresh, raw ingredients. The sidewalk fashionistas growing appetite for his creations, keeps him very busy. </span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">[WATCHES AS PEDESTRIAN, KWOK TRIPS OVER HIS DOG, Kat Von, FALLS ON HIS FACE]</span><br />
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MILEY<br />
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Craft me a special salad....with broccoli and fruits...any fruit. <br />
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Wimbledon<br />
<br />
I can craft you a special salad, but not with vegetables and fruits combined<br />
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MILEY<br />
<br />
Why not?<br />
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Wimbledon<br />
<br />
I NEVER mix the two in salads<br />
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MILEY<br />
<br />
Okay. You know best<br />
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<br />
[ Marian and Mr Lucarelli walk pass a sidewalk bench - TOPLESS. Wimbledon nods at them in approval]<br />
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WIMBLEDON<br />
<br />
Thanks. I can combine tomatoes with broccoli<br />
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MILEY<br />
<br />
Tomatoes makes me develop skin rashes. I love pretty much all fruits and vegetables but not tomatoes.<br />
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<br />
No problem. I have cauliflower<br />
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MILEY<br />
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Great.! <span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[4385728].[2]{comment363017647154718_1741222}.[1:0].[4:0:1].[3:1].[4:0:1].[1:1].[1:0].[1:0:2]"><span id=".reactRoot[4385728].[2]{comment363017647154718_1741222}.[1:0].[4:0:1].[3:1].[4:0:1].[1:1].[1:0].[1:0:2].[2:0]"><span id=".reactRoot[4385728].[2]{comment363017647154718_1741222}.[1:0].[4:0:1].[3:1].[4:0:1].[1:1].[1:0].[1:0:2].[2:0].[3:0:0]">I love it , I love it , I love it . Can't live without it...</span></span></span><br />
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KARIMA<br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">.....Calm down...</span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">MILEY</span><br />
<br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">....</span>I wish my children would adopt my style, and not their father's. He does'nt like vegetables at all. He will eat vegetables but only from a can. And like you said 'fresh fruits and Vegetables are superior.'<br />
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WIMBLEDON<br />
<br />
That's right. But it's still better to eat fruits and vegetables from a can, than not eating any at all..Some vegetables and fruits are not available fresh, so it's fine to have the frozen or canned ones.<br />
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KARIMA<br />
<br />
Fruits and vegetables in cans? What the HELL! I would'nt eat that...I wish my children would adopt my style<br />
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MILEY<br />
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Don't be rude!<br />
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KARIMA<br />
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SHUT UP! You're too sensitive <br />
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[Jaclyn urinates on the sidewalk]<br />
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WIMBLEDON<br />
(in disgust)<br />
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Crazy man!<br />
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Tsarnaev<br />
<br />
I can't afford fresh vegetables<br />
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GOMEZ<br />
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Well, you can plant your vegetables<br />
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Tsarnaev<br />
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I knew you would say that. For your information, I would live to plant my own vegetables, but I don't have the time and place<br />
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WIMBLEDON<br />
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Well, shop around for discounted fruits and vegetables. Most times, they are taste just as good, and have the same nutritional value, as premium ones<br />
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Tsarnaev<br />
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GOMEZ, I hope someday, you'll be forced to eat fruits and vegetables from cans.<br />
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GOMEZ<br />
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I would'nt mind...Like the sidewalk playboy said, 'it's better to eat them from a can, than not eating any at all.<br />
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zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-49612576819353265852013-06-24T10:17:00.000-07:002013-06-24T15:31:50.980-07:00Is it okay to eat RAW kaleAARON, aka the sidewalk playboy sniggers as he prepares ingredients. Chewing gums, Bernard had just jogged passed.<br />
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PASSER-BY, Wozniacki:<br />
<br />
I just started healthy eating...a vegan lifestyle, to be precise. I need some advice...Is it okay to eat RAW kale?<br />
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SIDEWALK PLAYBOY, Aaron<br />
<br />
Welcome to the sidewalk's Raw Foods Place. Everyday, we craft raw desserts for sidewalk fashionistas on their healthy journey...The answer is YES and.....yes! The flavor is out of this world.<br />
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<br />
Wozniacki:<br />
<br />
Any suggested recipes?<br />
<br />
<br />
Aaron<br />
<br />
Take a seat. I'll let you taste one in an hour or so...Right now I'm crafting a bad-ass raw kale smoothie for the sidewalk fashionistas.....<br />
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<br />
Wozniacki<br />
<br />
Wow!<br />
<br />
<br />
Aaron<br />
<br />
Other ingredients are tomatoes, blueberries, Brazil nuts and pumpkin seeds<br />
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Wozniacki<br />
<br />
That sound delectable, sidewalk playboy<br />
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<br />
Aaron<br />
<br />
It's ultra- amazing. You'll love it<br />
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Wozniacki<br />
<br />
By the way, did you hear that the sidewalk will be closed to pedestrians tommorow?<br />
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Aaron<br />
<br />
What!. Why on earth will they such a thing? That's CRAZY!<br />
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Wozniacki<br />
<br />
I just got my drivers licence...Tomorrow, I'll drive my new car for the first time<br />
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Aaron<br />
(sarcastically)<br />
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Exciting<br />
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<a href="http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=7472610227565762603#"></a><br />zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-22068412687545250442013-05-27T05:41:00.002-07:002013-05-27T18:10:45.408-07:00sMOOTHIE TIMENothing like a kick-ass banana smoothie from the sidewalk's Nature base Boutique. It causes cat-like flatulence in certain factions of the stylish sidewalk diaspora but no one gives a heck. Existing customers still crave it and new ones are willing to try it. Besides, <b>Palme d'Or, </b>aka the sidewalk playboy, finds it easy and convenient to make. No need to stress about his statement suit and tie getting dirty or his impeccably edgy look, getting messed up in the process.<br />
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<br />
[TASSIE chases missing cat on the sidewalk, Nick parks her car on the sidewalk]<br />
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<br />
Passer-by, CARRIE<br />
(grunts)<br />
<br />
Where does she expects pedestrians to walk now?....Anyway, I heard that you are the artisan of the greatest raw foods dinner...What's your special today?<br />
<b><br /><br />Palme d'Or<br />
</b><br />
I think Nick is only concerned about other motorists hitting her new car. It's quite safe on the sidewalk...We do DESSERTS, not dinner. Today, we have a wicked smoothie. It's a complete meal, so it has a good amount of protein and enough carbohydrates....We NEED protein<b>.</b><br />
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CARRIE<br />
<br />
.....sounds wonderful and healthy. Bring me one. Wait. What are the ingredients?<br />
<b><br /><br />[TASSIE slips and scrapes knees]<br /><br /><br />
Palme d'Or<br />
<br />
</b>Ripe mangoes, strawberries, ripe bananas, raw honey, rolled oats, flax seeds, <b>raspberries, peanut butter, blackberries, </b>skim milk, blueberries,.....<b>great for lunch. </b>Great way to start your afternoon. I used apples as well, and some crunchy raw goji berries. <br />
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CARRIE<br />
<br />
Any dairy?<br />
<br />
<b>Palme d'Or</b><br />
<br />
Not today, sorry. Actually, there are no skim milk. That was a mistake....I blended the raw ingredients in raw rasberry sauce, almond milk and raw honey. <br />
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CARRIE<br />
<br />
You have some <b>pretty good</b> ideas. Almond milk is a great substitute for dairy milk. No wonder it looks so creamy.<br />
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JOANNE PEH<br />
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SIdewalk playboy, I notice you NEVER mention how much of each ingredient you used in your raw foods concoctions?<br />
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<b>Palme d'Or</b><br />
<br />
Crafting raw foods dishes is not an exact science, so I never meausure the ingreidents. I just use amounts that I fancy, amounts that are convenient etc... <br />
<b><br />Joanne Peh<br />
</b>(laughs)<br />
<br />
Sound like a whole lot of EXPERIMENTATIONS to me.<br />
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<b><br />Palme d'Or<br />
</b>That's exactly what they are.<br />
<b><br /><br />Joanne Peh<br /><br />That sounds amazing. No better way to share desserts on the sidewalk<br />
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</b>[BILL clears throat loudly.]<br />
<b>..............................<br /><br />Palme d'Or</b><br />
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You'll love it. It tastes great. has no nasty ingredients. It'll fill you with boundless energy. It may make you fart alot though.<br />
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ADRIAN<br />
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That make me really HUNGRY..I LIKE it. I wish I could like this twice..If goodness makes me fart, so be it. <br />
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[LAUGHTER]<br />
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BILL<br />
<br />
No thank you. I'll NEVER have bird food for lunch. (walking away) The sidewalk barbeque smells delicious. I bet it's cheaper too.<br />
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ADRIAN<br />
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That make me really ANGRY, Bill. <br />
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BILL<br />
<br />
Why though? Did the sidewalk playboy hire you as spokesperson for Nature Base Boutique?<br />
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JESSIE<br />
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(shouts at a pedestrian approaching him)<br />
<br />
STOP texting while walking on the busy sidewalk, you LEMMING!<br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; font-size: 12pt;">SEE ALSO<br /><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings"><span style="color: #cc3300;">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara"><span style="color: #cc3300;">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</span></a></span> zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-53946837997430206992013-05-16T09:07:00.002-07:002013-05-17T18:18:34.824-07:00a kick-ass celery saladMAY is national salads month, but at the sidewalk's NATURE BASE BOUTIQUE, every week is RAW SALADS o'clock. Raw foods rocks! David, aka, the sidewalk playboy, suited and booted, of course, <br />
is crafting a kick-ass celery salad for the sidewalk's fashion pack. It wont be ready until an hour or so, yet, it's palatable aroma is already pulling in chic passers-by. Their crave is so palpable, it's causing their mouths to water. <br />
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Normally, David uses lots of fresh vegetables, fruits, seeds, nuts and herbs in all his quick and easy raw foods lunches. Today is no exception.<br />
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INGREDIENTS(inexpensive and organic) for today's kick-ass Celery Salad: celery, baby carrots, avocado, green onions, crushed peanuts, fresh parsley, cherry tomatoes, sliced ginger, fresh minced ginger,cabbage, red pepper, and zucchini<br />
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oriental salad sauce and cold pressed walnut oil <br />
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LUNCH TIME<br />
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RAFA<br />
Celery is my favourite type of salad<br />
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DAVID <br />
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Really! <br />
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RAFA <br />
I REFUSED to date a girl because she didn't like it....celery salads<br />
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BRITNEY<br />
I thought you were a Wardrobe Stylist. You cook also?<br />
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DAVID <br />
I AM a wardrobe stylist, but I'm NOT a cook. I am a RAW MEALS ARTISAN. I craft salads and smoothies, using raw ingredients ONLY..<br />
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BRITNEY <br />
I don't care much for cooked ingredients in my salads at all. You are doing a kick ass job with your raw foods venture<br />
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DAVID<br />
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PASSION, not venture. Thanks. Can't go wrong with raw foods<br />
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<b>SUN HO</b><br />
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David, does Nature Base Boutique, deliver to customers who work on the sidewalk?<br />
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DAVID <br />
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I'm afraid not. Maybe in the future.<br />
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CHAN<br />
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DAMN IT!<br />
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DIESEL <br />
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May I have 300 grams of mixed nuts, 150 grams of dried fruits and 7 bottles of water please<br />
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Muhlach<br />
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SEVEN bottes of water?<br />
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DIESEL<br />
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I drink LOTS of water. It's almost the first thing I do before I go walk the sidewalk.<br />
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DAVID<br />
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Congrats. You can't go wrong with LOTS of water.<br />
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SELENA <br />
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People who eat a whole lot of vegetabes and fruits, can't build muscles. You need protein in your diet<br />
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WHAT! For your information, a WHOLE lot of proteins can be found in beans, vegetables, nuts, seeds..Why are you so vegetable and fruit averse? Bear in mind, in comparison, you are unlikely to find toxins in raw fruits and vegetables...A nature based lifestyle is the way FORWARD<br />
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Never mind the detractors, sidewalk playboy. If you are being attacked it simply means that you are doing the right thing. You are succeeding, not them...I have eat raw foods regularly and have no plans on stopping.<br />
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No wonder your sidewalk pictures are so encouraging to look at. Not to mention your energy levels - they are INSANE<br />
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UPTON <br />
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Thanks. I can't ever see mysef living any other way. This nature-based lifestyle ROCKS!<br />
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LE Spice Boy <br />
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I LOVE raw foods. Thanks for making this sweet raw salad. I'llbe back. I woudn't want to miss out on your daily raw treats<br />
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Sorrry, you will have to miss out on the days when I attend both fashion and fashionable events. These events are VERY important to my sidewalk life also. Later, I'll be at the Royal Air Force museum's 70th anniversary of the Dambusters raid, dressed up in wartime outfit, of course. Just checking out bombs. other war artefacts, and, last but not the pilots' bad-ass uniforms.......<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">SEE ALSO<br /><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings"><span style="color: #cc3300;">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara"><span style="color: #cc3300;">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</span></a></span>zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-88420175197871060632013-05-10T03:35:00.000-07:002013-05-11T02:39:00.258-07:00kick-ass banana-chocolate smoothieTHE irredeeemable raw foods artisan, Simpson, aka the sidewalk playboy, knows how to keep them coming. The sidewalk diaspora just loves his delectable raw foods lunches. <span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[26].[1][4][1]{comment10151581688228599_26526567}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[26].[1][4][1]{comment10151581688228599_26526567}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[26].[1][4][1]{comment10151581688228599_26526567}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"></span></span></span>Raw living foods is the way forward. His raw foods lunches, with real foods, always rocks; heaven on earth, <span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[56].[1][4][1]{comment10151404861771440_25851422}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[56].[1][4][1]{comment10151404861771440_25851422}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[56].[1][4][1]{comment10151404861771440_25851422}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"> to die for. Just saying. </span></span></span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[56].[1][4][1]{comment10151404861771440_25851422}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[56].[1][4][1]{comment10151404861771440_25851422}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[56].[1][4][1]{comment10151404861771440_25851422}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">[POLICEMAN REPRIMANDS CHILD FOR DRAWING HOPSKOTCH GRID ON THE SIDEWALK WITH CHALKS] </span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"> </span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><br /></span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">SIMPSON (shakes head in disgust)</span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><br /></span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">Shame on him!</span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><br /></span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">PASSER-BY, Pakatan</span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><br /></span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">He can't be SERIOUS!</span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">....................................................</span></span></span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">Today's special raw foods lunch is something simple, but inventive with Simpson's personal touch..He has an idea of what foods regular customers and random passers-by like; </span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">natural, fresh and raw. Something cute</span></span></span>;</span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721612}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span class="emoticon_text"> foods for champions</span></span></span></span> . This will be reflected in the kick-ass smoothie he's crafting for the<span class="emoticon_text"> motherlovers. They need the good carbohydrates.</span></span></span></span><br />
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INGREDIENTS are fresh and has no toxic preservatives: <br />
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RIPE bananas, strawberries, blackberries, raw honey, mangoes, dates, blueberry, raw powedered peanuts (not calorie dense) pineapple, cold-pressed avocado oil, pomegranate, raw cacao, goji berries, almond milk, cinnamon, raw chocolate, flaxseeds, vegan protein powder and spring water.<br />
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[IN THE DISTANCE, AFTER A DOG FINISHED SH*TTING ON THE SIDEWALK, IT'S OWNER KNELT, WIPED THE DOG'S BOTTOM, THEN WALK AWAY, LEAVING THE SH*T BEHIND]<br />
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SIMPSON, suited and booted in Comme Des Garcons creations, blends all the ingredients in the spring water. The result; a smoothie that IS ...<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721636}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721636}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[24].[1][4][1]{comment10151383551862466_25721636}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">something different. Not available in ORDINARY restaurants.</span></span></span> <br />
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[HOURS LATER, PASSERS-BY CUSTOMERS, DROP BY]<br />
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PHIL<br />
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YUCK! No one in their right minds gonna try this. Some of your raw foods lunches scare me.<br />
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SIMPSON<br />
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He's hating on my smoothie<br />
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矢部浩之 騒然 (Hiroyuki)<br />
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Never mind. He's STILL drinking it<br />
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PHIL<br />
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Well, I paid for it already, so I might as well get my money's worth.<br />
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矢部浩之 騒然 (Hiroyuki)<br />
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How does it taste?<br />
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PHIL<br />
It's good, actually. I LOVE it. I shoud have waited until I finished before I hate it.<br />
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SIMPSON<br />
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Goodness. It will flatten your tummy and give you more energy. If you want to utilise the full potential of your brain, then raw living foods, like this can do that for you.<br />
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BERRY<br />
Not the typical smoothie<br />
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PHIL<br />
It actually tasted pretty good though<br />
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This is the crazIEST smoothie EVER<br />
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PHIL<br />
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Shut up!<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">SEE ALSO<br /><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings"><span style="color: #cc3300;">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara"><span style="color: #cc3300;">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;"> </span></span>zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-64393640230297797722013-05-07T00:29:00.002-07:002013-05-07T08:56:15.803-07:00nice-looking broccoli salad<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[71].[1][4][1]{comment10200131294068594_4467134}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[71].[1][4][1]{comment10200131294068594_4467134}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[71].[1][4][1]{comment10200131294068594_4467134}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[98].[1][4][1]{comment500731899981551_4922376}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[98].[1][4][1]{comment500731899981551_4922376}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[98].[1][4][1]{comment500731899981551_4922376}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span class="userContent"><span id="id_518753dad38080b66121610">At RAW TASTES, Sidewalk playboy, Spencer; crafts <span class="highlight">superfoods salads especially for the sidewalk diaspora and passers-by. </span>They enthusiasticaly embrace the sidewalk's raw foods diet, from the outset. Spencer</span></span> enjoys revolutionising the sidewalk's diet. It's his passion, you see, not merely a business. The more real food these lot eat, the less cravings they will experience for junk foods. Eating real food keeps their bodies well-nourished and energised.</span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Dressed in a bad-ass TOPMAN suit and tie ensemble,Spencer is designing a kick-ass brocolli salad (packed with Vitamin C and bioflavonoids)</span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}">Tomatoes, asparagus, carrots, <span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">Kale,</span></span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"> radishes, </span></span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">iceberg lettuce, broccoli, </span></span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546576}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">rhubarb, leek, </span></span></span></span>dark greens vegetables, cauliflower, <span class="highlight"></span>avocados...<br />
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Whisks together <span class="highlight">raw</span> honey, cashews, almond oil, rock salt, pepper and balsamic vinaigrette dressing. Then, he drizzle the mixture over the shredded vegetables. <br />
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Keira (Spencer gave her all the details about the salad)<br />
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Sounds like a super yummy summer salad!<br />
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KEVIN<br />
I am super hungry, a bowl of salad is not good enough for me. I need some REAL food.<br />
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KEIRA<br />
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What? This salad is made of real food, silly.<br />
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You call vegetables real food. Where is the bacon?<br />
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ZOE<br />
I would like to have my salad without dressings<br />
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SPENCER<br />
But, the dressing is good for your heath. It will do you no harm.<br />
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ZOE<br />
I'm concerned about the extra calories from the dressings. Besides, dressings always make me feel unwell.<br />
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KEVIN<br />
Okay. I'll make some salad for you without dressings - just a litte rock salt.<br />
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NURUL<br />
all I see in this salad are FLIPPING vegetables. No baked chicken, no ham, no bacon. That's a LIMP salad<br />
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<span class="userContent"><span id="id_5187552f52f420631058153"> </span></span>MIRIAM <br />
<span class="userContent"><span id="id_5187552f52f420631058153">It's amazing how a good <span class="highlight">salad</span> can <span class="highlight">make</span> your day. Another bowl for me please, Spencer. </span></span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546593}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546593}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546593}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">NURUL </span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546593}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546593}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment439087882848867_2546593}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">I'm tempted now. Dammit! I can't believe I'm tempted by RAW foods.</span></span></span><br />
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RAMON<br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[90].[1][4][1]{comment468474949897232_3405901}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[90].[1][4][1]{comment468474949897232_3405901}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[90].[1][4][1]{comment468474949897232_3405901}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">That salad looks so good, BUT</span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[152].[1][4][1]{comment640186672664343_93739867}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[152].[1][4][1]{comment640186672664343_93739867}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[152].[1][4][1]{comment640186672664343_93739867}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"> how can I eat it knowing that I can have pastry instead?</span></span></span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647495}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647495}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647495}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">KEVIN </span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647495}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647495}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647495}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">Raw foods! YUCK! That will make me sick. </span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"> That will make me feel horrible inside.</span></span></span></span><br />
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SPENCER<br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504702}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504702}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504702}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">Not a salad lover, I see</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504702}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504702}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504702}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">CHARICE </span></span></span> </span></span></span></span><br />
<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504672}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504672}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504672}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">What a nice-looking salad. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[61].[1][4][1]{comment10151631160851672_28647970}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504672}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504672}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[43].[1][4][1]{comment600629899962364_6504672}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[117].[1][4][1]{comment648450898505602_112752862}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[117].[1][4][1]{comment648450898505602_112752862}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[117].[1][4][1]{comment648450898505602_112752862}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">It looks tasty and </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>so refreshing.<br />
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[words by zokaya kamara]<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">SEE ALSO<br /><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings"><span style="color: #cc3300;">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara"><span style="color: #cc3300;">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</span></a></span> zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-23087812556222598332013-05-03T03:07:00.004-07:002013-05-04T02:17:09.152-07:00tastefully stunning Dandelion leaves saladEVERY DAY, raw salads artisan, Chris, aka the sidewalk playboy, crafts LOVELY, raw salads and raw smoothies that makes the sidewalk diaspora, HUNGRY - before lunch, even those who claim to have an aversion to raw foods. Today will be no exception. That's delicious!<br />
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[PEDESTRIAN REMONSTRATES WITH MOTORIST WHO BREAKS SHARPLY AT TRAFFIC LIGHT,(Chris feels entertained)] <br />
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Dandelion season is here. In a few weeks, they will disappear until next year. The leaves are great for salads. Dandelion greens are good for your health and well-being. They cleanse the liver, blood and kidneys. They are packed with minerals and vitamins, just what our bodies need.<br />
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[A GROUP OF RANDOM MEN ARE DOING PUSH UPS, BENDING AND SQUATTING ON THE SIDEWALK]<br />
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The sidewalk diaspora will get the OPPORTUNITY to taste raw dandelion salads today. Donning an impeccably stylish outfit, Chris is crafting a very tasty dandelion leaves salad . Yummy. He made sure to pick the leaves on the sidewalk, while they were young; before they start to flower. The young leaves are a lot, LESS bitter than their old counterparts. Exclude the stems; they're can be bitter.<br />
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[SLEET PELTS THE SIDEWALK. THE SOUND AND SIGHT ARE BOTH RELAXING]<br />
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The sidewalk playboy, Chris, mixes Dandelion leaves, dandelion flowers(it's adviseable to use flowers sparingly) sweet red pepper, cucumbers, pecans, rose hips,(lots of vitamin C)sunflower seeds, hemp seeds, collard greens, tomatoes, beets, fresh parsley, spinach, mustard, turnip greens, white onions, leeks and spinach (packed with iron)<br />
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Chris properly RINSED, all the above ingredients, to get rid of dirt and, er, ubiquitous creatures. TOADS, anyone?<br />
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For the dressing, Chris mixes, extra virgin olive oil, balsamic vinegar, raw honey, black pepper, rock salts. Then he pours mixture over the large bowl of mixed vegetables and seeds. Places bowl in fridge to marinate for a few hours.<br />
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(LATER - First passers-by have their say)<br />
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MARGARET<br />
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people actually eat RAW dandelion leaves? Yuck. It's too bitter for me....Disgusting!<br />
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DAVID<br />
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they are supposed to be very good for your liver. This salad is quite delicious, ACTUALLY.<br />
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CHRIS<br />
They ARE good for your liver...It's not bitter, because I picked the blooms BEFORE they bloomed.<br />
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MARGARET<br />
So what part of the dandelion plant do you use, Chris<br />
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Just the leaves<br />
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DAVID<br />
Okay then. Not bad. Not bad at all. the leaves tastes good in desserts.<br />
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CHRIS<br />
Oh, I used a handful dandelion flowers also<br />
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MARGARET<br />
The FLOWERS? Yuck! You make some strange salads, Chris...That must be bitter as hell. I've eaten them....cooked. Raw dandelion leaves, and especially, the flowers, are bitter. I don't think I'd enjoy the RAW TASTES<br />
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[SPRINKLED SIDEWALK RELEASE AN AMAZING AROMA]<br />
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CHRIS<br />
It's not bitter AT ALL. The other ingredients give the salad a beautiful flavor...Dandelion greens are low in calories and packed with fibre. Just saying<br />
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I don't care<br />
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CHRIS<br />
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If you try this raw dandelion salad, I guarantee, it will become your ultimate weakness.<br />
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[words by zokaya kamara]<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">SEE ALSO<br /><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings"><span style="color: #cc3300;">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara"><span style="color: #cc3300;">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</span></a></span>zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-3111843347150777542013-05-01T00:05:00.001-07:002013-05-01T17:39:32.243-07:00Yummy kale smoothieTHOUSANDS more passers-by will be jumping on the raw foods band wagon. At the Sidewalk Raw Foods Restaurant, a smarty dressed Abraham, aka the sidewalk playboy, is crafting a very healthy, organic smoothie. YUMMY! On this warm, sunny day, everyone will be drooling over it.<br />
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[in the distance, a drunkard urinates on the sidewalk in broad day light, in full view of everyone, GROSS]<br />
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Any pastries on the menu?<br />
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ABRAHAM<br />
Sorry. Not healthy enough. We have YUMMY kale chips though.<br />
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[Two kids riding bikes in opposite directions on the sidewalk, collide into each other, argue vehemently] <br />
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ABRAHAM<br />
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If those kids were WALKING on the sidewak, they would'nt crash into each other..<br />
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[April rushes into the kitchen, rants and shouts profanities.]<br />
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APRIL<br />
How dare you replace the lovely pastries with BORING, tasteless, raw foods. <br />
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Abraham<br />
HOW DARE YOU!....<br />
Life is hard...get over it. There is no heat in this kitchen. <br />
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APRIL<br />
Whatever!<br />
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Abraham<br />
If you can't stand the lack of heat in this kitchen, GET OUT!<br />
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APRIL<br />
I have your birthday present, so you better speak to me BETTER.<br />
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Abraham<br />
What is it?<br />
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APRIL<br />
(burst into laughter)<br />
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A bottle of FERMENTED cod liver oil, of course.<br />
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Needless to say, Abraham is using only real, fresh, raw foods for the kale smoothie - ripe bananas, almond milk, soy milk, Apple, peanut butter, cranberries, cinnamon, carrot, mango, cacao, goji berries, avocado, strawberry, LOTS of kale, lemon, orange and pineapple juices, oh, and tangerine mineral water.<br />
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It takes an hour or so to prepare the smoothie. He simply throws these good stuffs in the blender. The result - a lush, bad-ass smoothie. It tastes really good. The whole sidewalk is gonna fall in love with it. <br />
Here's to a happier sidewalk. Cheers<br />
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[words by zokaya kamara]<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">SEE ALSO<br /><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings"><span style="color: #cc3300;">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara"><span style="color: #cc3300;">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</span></a></span> zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-72352709457177156042013-04-29T03:14:00.002-07:002013-04-29T17:33:50.165-07:00Pink salmon saladPASSERS-BY on the sidewak, relish their new guilty-pleasure - raw salads, prepared daily by Ashton, aka, the sidewalk playboy. Some of them have a raw; fruit or vegetable, salad, EVERY DAY. It's their new honey. No other dietary source of sweetness will do. Eat your heart out.<br />
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(Yvette walk briskly on sidewalk, Brad emerges from a sidewalk stall and steps in front of her. Gross!)<br />
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As we speak, Ashton, the dapper sidewalk playboy, is making a kick-ass - to-die-for, Raw Salmon salad. He expects passers-by who have first servings, to be tempted into to having second servings. <br />
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(altercation breaks out between two groups of pedestrians. Group B's power walk is halted when they find it impossible to pass Group A, ambling in front, <span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[93].[1][4][1]{comment10151384749797601_25772775}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[93].[1][4][1]{comment10151384749797601_25772775}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[93].[1][4][1]{comment10151384749797601_25772775}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">reading newspaper, texting, swaying from side to side on the sidewalk. </span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[93].[1][4][1]{comment10151384749797601_25772775}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[93].[1][4][1]{comment10151384749797601_25772775}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[93].[1][4][1]{comment10151384749797601_25772775}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">extra flavor! </span></span></span><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[93].[1][4][1]{comment10151384749797601_25772775}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[93].[1][4][1]{comment10151384749797601_25772775}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[93].[1][4][1]{comment10151384749797601_25772775}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">yummy treat!) </span></span></span><br />
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In a large bowl, Ashton mixes together the following fresh, RAW foods:<br />
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crushed red pepper, pounded peanuts, kale, mint, Kelp noodles, finely-chopped spring onions aka scallions, asparagus, shredded zucchini, peeled and grated carrots, chopped chilli, avocado, pine nuts, tomatoes, raw onion, crushed garlic, cumin seeds, baby spinach, onion powder, and of course, heaps of raw<span style="color: #232323;"><span lang="EN"> crumbled raw pink salmon.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #232323;"><span lang="EN">(Pedestrian walk away quickly after his dog finished sh*tting on the sidewalk. TASTELESS! Another pedestrian shout </span></span><span style="color: #232323;"><span lang="EN"><span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[107].[1][4][1]{comment257334211077856_1096499}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span id=".reactRoot[107].[1][4][1]{comment257334211077856_1096499}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[107].[1][4][1]{comment257334211077856_1096499}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]">Are you gonna pick that up? then </span></span></span>offered the culprit a plastic bag to put the MESS in. Serve him....right)</span></span><br />
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Over that mixture, the amused sidewalk playboy drizzles a mixture of raw honey, Himalayan rock salt olive oil and lemon juice and lime juice and rice vinegar. Stir frantically. Then place the bowl in the refrigerator to marinate for TWO HOURS<br />
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(LATER - sidewalk's lunch time)<br />
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Happiness is written all over the faces of those devouring it now. Even a sidewalk worker who earlier admitted his disdain for raw baby spinach. Yuck!<br />
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RYAN<br />
This salad is to-die-for, Ashton. I’ll have one for lunch every day at work.<br />
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ASHTON<br />
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Soon, you’ll forget that tiresome pastry desserts were your ultimate guilty pleasures<br />
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(jokingly) Were they?<br />
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<span style="color: #16387c;">JENNIFER</span><br />
Best raw salad ever. Yummy. I could eat it every day.<br />
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ASHTON<br />
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You SHOUld eat it every day!<br />
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MICHELLE<br />
Your raw salad smells delicious!!! I got to try some today.<br />
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ASHTON<br />
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It’s okay to hate raw vegetables, but there is no harm in trying it – ONLY GOODNESS.<br />
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[words by zokaya kamara]<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p>SEE ALSO<br /><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings"><span style="color: #cc3300;">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara"><span style="color: #cc3300;">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</span></a></o:p></span>zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-76860830121948488012013-04-26T03:25:00.000-07:002013-04-26T03:26:16.686-07:00a bad-ass pineapple fruit salad<b><span lang="EN" style="color: #333333; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN;">AT the Sidewalk Cafe, Sony, the sidewalk
playboy, fashionista and consummate salad-maker is rustling up a bad-ass, sorry, an amazing fruit salad
for the sidewalk diaspora's dessert, sorry, I meant lunch. Tomatoes are fruits, but he sensibly excludes them on this occasion.
Salad clever, indeed. No cucumber neither. Anyone who incorporates tomatoes in
fruit salads might as well add dill and celery seeds. GROSS!<o:p></o:p></span></b><br />
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<b><span lang="EN" style="color: #333333; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN;">The ingredients Sony is using are grapes, diced pineapple, bananas, paw paw and oranges. All fruits are fresh, adequately riped, washed and not soft. To make the dressings, he whiskes </span></b><b><span lang="EN" style="color: #333333; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN;">lime juice and orange juice together. Yoghurt will be available to passers-by who fancy it.</span></b></div>
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<b><span lang="EN" style="color: #333333; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN;">The different textures and colours make the salad so beautiful, passers-by might want to keep it, instead of eating it. They gonna ove it so much, they'll be clamouring for it each day.</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p>SEE ALSO<br /><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings"><span style="color: #cc3300;">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara"><span style="color: #cc3300;">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</span></a></o:p></span></div>
zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-81486754004326137272013-04-24T00:43:00.000-07:002013-04-25T14:56:16.665-07:00quickie salads<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">YOU
don't want to be in the same boat as Osbourne; aka the sidewalk playboy; the doyenne of tastefully raw
sidewalk salads, It's hours before lunch time, yet
hundreds of hungry, newly raw-salad-fanatical passers-by are queuing up for
sidewalk salads. What the HELL! Converting the once die-hard pastry lovers to
raw food lovers was astonishingly easy. However, keeping up with their new
crave is going to be flipping HARD. <o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Rustling
up a quick salad, OSBOURNE is laterally experimenting with a nice blend of RAW ingredients
- salad greens, alfalfa sprouts, avocado, carrot, ginger, lemons, tofu, apple, red and yellow bell peppers, summer squash, almonds and zucchini.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">This
lot will increase fibre in their diets. He grate the apples and combined them
with all the other thinly-sliced vegetables in a large bowl.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Osbourne
whisks together - raw honey (to counteract the sour lemon juice) lemon juice,
and raw mango chutney, sea salts, balsamic vinegar. Then he pours this mixture over the vegetables in
the large bowl. <o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">He’s
supposed to now, place the finished salad in the refrigerator for at least an
hour or so. Unfortunately, to avoid a boisterous uproar, he will have to skip
this fundamental step this time. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">OSBOURNE:
(to the first person – in the line)<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Delicious!
Wow. This a lovely, healthy salad. You will LOVE it</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p><span style="color: #16387c;">Dzhokhar: </span>(enthusiastically)</o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p>Sounds Amazing</o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p>......</o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p>SEE ALSO<br /><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings"><span style="color: #cc3300;">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: #cc3300;">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara"><span style="color: #cc3300;">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</span></a></o:p></span></div>
zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-47367484975210623252013-04-22T03:47:00.001-07:002013-04-22T03:47:21.462-07:00a bad-ss cucumber saladRaw salads are dramaticaly the new dessert at the Sidewalk Cafe. This is
what the sidewalk diaspora needs. Perhaps it was comtemplating the move while
feasting on the cafes delectable desserts. The sidewalk playboy, Luis, is here to
support them.<br />
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Luis, is making a bad ass cucumber salad.
Ingredients are - Red onions, lots of cucumber, of course, tomatoes, onions, broccoli, kale,
cardamom, cauliflower, rice vinegar, black pepper, toasted sesame oil.<br />
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<o:p> </o:p><br />
Luis might experiment with raw corn another day.<br />
<o:p> </o:p><br />
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<o:p> </o:p><br />
LUIS: <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> (to passer-by, Kendra) </span><br />
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span><br />
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span>If you are
concerned about your intake of sugar, salt and vinegar, then this salad is not
for you. The rice vinegar constitutes sugar, salt and vinegar. Sorry.<br />
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<span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; font-size: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";"> </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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KENDRA<br />
<br />
<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">IS IT disgusting?<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"> </span></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;">LUIS: Not at all. It’s so yummy and it was so easy to prepare. Best salad
you've ever tasted! It’s a nod to Japanese salads. Japanese salads are about
simplicity, finesse and fine taste.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"> </span></o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">Reese: It's </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Delicious</span><br />
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zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-2249148549068707132013-04-20T08:45:00.000-07:002013-04-20T08:45:14.505-07:00Gwyneth Paltrow inspired salad<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Yesterday, quite a few pedestrians admitted that vegetables would never touch their lips; raw or cooked. Sidewalk playboy, Boston was aghast. No wonder some of them looked so constipated. They turned their lips away from proper fibres. After assuring them that raw salads would let them defecate every day, instead of once every week, some were more receptive to the Sidewalk Cafe's new salad menus.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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Today's raw salad treat is Gwyneth Paltrow inspired. Oh <span style="font-family: Calibri;">yes, raw vegan cheese, onions , fresh figs, celery, butternut squash, parsnips, kale, and red bell pepper. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">By the way, apart from blending it into smoothies, kale tastes best when its eaten raw. Not many people can stand the taste of onion, but it's great for your heart. Sometime, we have to learn to sacrifice taste for health.</span><br />
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Don't forget the dressing. Like the vegetables, it has high carbs content. But walkers need lots of energy to get by. But if you dislike dressing, you can always use lemon juice. <br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Sounds lovely... Enjoy<o:p></o:p></span></div>
zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-79593804797759051352013-04-19T19:19:00.000-07:002013-04-19T19:21:12.345-07:00bomb-ass, diabetic-harmonious raw saladElectricity on the sidewalk has been switched off while crucial re-surfacing takes place. Check out the news on CNN. Consequently, the sidewalk Sidewalk Cafe will be - OPEN, still. Perhaps, the sidewalk diaspora will suffer contractions when it learn of the cafe's totally new lunch menus. Raw salads. What the hell!<br />
<br />
That's right. No FLIPPING desserts or puddings in the near future. All that heat was driving the sidewalk playboy, Andy, MAD. The time is ripe for change; a new diet. Time to start eating onions as if they are apples; apples as if they are pastries. It should be super easy to convert the sidewalk's pastry lovers.<br />
<br />
Psy whistles <span id="hotword"><span id="hotword" name="hotword" onclick="return hotwordOneClick(this);" onmouseout="this.style.color='#333333';this.style.cursor='default'" onmouseover="this.style.color='#0055bb';this.style.cursor='pointer'" style="color: #333333; cursor: default;">showily</span></span> as he sweeps the sidewalk. No doubt, CLEAN eating is the way forward; totally raw. Time to change the sidewalk's palete from pastries to real food - OMG - totally raw!<br />
Besides, using just human energy to create raw salads, is more cost effective than baking with electricity. Ovens and stoves have been replaced by new kitchen appliances; cutting boards, Mandolin, sharp knives, spoons and bowls.<br />
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<br />
Right now, the sidewalk playboyy, Andy, is preparing today's bomb-ass, diabetic-harmonious special. Here are the key ingredients; (inexpensive organic) - Lettuce, tomatoes, spinach, tomatoes, broccoli, cauliflower, brussels sprouts, carrots, peppers and onions, garlic, cucumber, orange-colored bell pepper, summer squash and asparagus.<br />
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<br />
Andy slices vegetabeles very thinly with mandolin. In a large bowl, he mixes olive oil and lemon juice into a creamy consistency. Then he sprinkles liquid with black pepper, and paprika. No FLIPPING salt. Finally, he pour the dressing over the salad. Let it chill until serving time in an hour.<br />
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The Sidewalk Cafe smells - vegetable-like but the resulting taste is crunchy, savory, colorful and awesome. Yummy! From now on, the sidewalk diaspora will be begging the sidewalk playboy for more... RAW SALADS. <br />
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SEE ALSO<br />
<br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings">https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings</a><br />
<br />
<a href="http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/">http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.twitter.com/zokayakamara">www.twitter.com/zokayakamara</a>zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-33201356664869059042013-04-11T16:46:00.001-07:002013-04-11T16:46:35.394-07:00Banana puddingSidewalk playboy, Abalos tuned into the light entertainment on the sidewalk bench, while baking banana pudding for passers-by. He loves baking desserts for the cherished sidewalk diaspora. When they smile in enjoyment and appreciation of his delicacies, it makes his day.<br />
<br />
BRUNO:<br />
<br />
You drink too much! You should stop drinking.<br />
<br />
Margaret:<br />
<br />
What do you mean?<br />
<br />
Bruno<br />
<br />
I'm SAYING what I mean. You love drinking too much. ENOUGH! I don't wanna hang out with a DRUNK<br />
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Abalos sense his dessert will be popular today.<span data-ft="{"tn":"K"}" id=".reactRoot[271].[1][3][1]{replies554069027958227_102016360}.[1][2]{comment554069027958227_102016568}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2]"><span class="UFICommentBody" id=".reactRoot[271].[1][3][1]{replies554069027958227_102016360}.[1][2]{comment554069027958227_102016568}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0"><span id=".reactRoot[271].[1][3][1]{replies554069027958227_102016360}.[1][2]{comment554069027958227_102016568}.0.[1].0.[1].0.[0].[0][2].0.[0]"> It's easy to make. It smells amazing.</span></span></span>No other dessert taste better.Anyone turning up for left-overs will be unlucky. There will be NONE. Those who have it today, will miss it tommorrow.<br />
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<br />
<br />
Margaret<br />
<br />
But you are as drunk as HELL. That's why you shouting like that...in front of all these people. UGH!<br />
<br />
<br />
Life is short. Give them what they crave and desire. No one wants to
miss out on today's treat. Let's hope, YOU have not been missing out. If
you haven't tasted banana pudding before, drop by the sidewalk Desserts
and Puddings stall<br />
<br />
<br />
Bruno<br />
<br />
That banana pudding smells NASTY...Anyway, I drink because I can fight to defend myself. YOU CAN'T!<br />
<br />
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If you have never had butternut squash pudding, you should try it. It's not only interesting-sounding, it also taste and smells good. Your sense of taste and smell will be in savory heaven.<br />
<br />
Fruit cocktail cake dessert is on point. It has no icing but that doesn't stop passers-by, snared by the delicious aroma, from queuing up long before its even ready. Trust me, it taste much nicer than those in the shops. Much better than mixed fruits.<br />
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Chocolate cake is less basic and more challenging, but George will be making it tomorrow. Cheese cake, Chocolate sponge cake with melted glaze chocolate on top;recipes coming up later this week. <br />
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Here is the chorus for the new fashion song he has started writing:<br />
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KNAPSACK<br />
<br />
<br />
I have a knack for carrying alot<br />
Sidewalk playboy, how you do that?<br />
You'll never flap<br />
With a knapsack<br />
A kick-ass bag that I carry on my back<br />
Everyone on the sidewalk<br />
Has one of that<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
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<br />
LIM<br />
<br />
I'm sorry to hear Cristiano did that to you, Julianne. He's a DIRTY player. He thinks you are EASY to get...He kissed me, when he had a girlfriend...I pu...shed him away....<br />
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He cheated on his girlfriend when he was in Malaga. He was like "Oh, I had a free pass" (funny mimicking of Cristiano)<br />
<br />
He's just too CONFIDENT....He's PATHETIC!....Get this straight. I DID NOT KISS HIM. He kissed me. And I PHYSICALLY pushed him aside<br />
<br />
By making a move on you like that, he's sacrificing your friendship with him. He's doing it, because he DOESN'T care<br />
<br />
Okay, I'll call him now. Bye<br />
<br />
LIM CALLS Cristiano<br />
<br />
<br />
LIM<br />
(giggling)<br />
<br />
You know why I'm calling!<br />
<br />
She was OFFENDED. You made her feel like she's easy.<br />
<br />
(giggling)<br />
Well, I was calling to tell you that what you did to her was RUDE...but not anymore. All of that change in the last few minutes I started talking to you...<br />
<br />
...(giggles) I am actually hanging out on the sidewalk bench, among a bunch of losers, so NO IN DEPTH CONVERSATION, please<br />
<br />
LIM GIGGLES EVEN MORE INTENSELY WHILE SAYING GOODBYE, THEN MADE LOTS OF KISSING SOUNDS WITH HER MOUTH<br />
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zokaya kamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05200260072733435743noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7472610227565762603.post-90932512072490824692013-02-17T15:15:00.002-08:002013-04-01T04:06:04.908-07:00I was looking at ringsMETEOR sits on sidewalk bench adjacent to the sidewalk duds. She immediately commences a LOUD, badass telephone conversation.<br />
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METEOR<br />
<br />
Did you know today was valentine's day?.... (cackles) Me neither...When I was picking up my medication at the pharmacy, I heard shoppers talking about it..<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
.....I smoked so much weed last night that I passed out. I don't know how I got home. I took the WRONG bus. Alot of men callling me SEXY.....I was like 'WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?'<br />
<br />
[The sidewalk duds are trying very hard to stifle their amusement] <br />
<br />
<br />
........I'll buy you a valentine's gift....next week. I have NO money. I spent it all on alcohol....How come you have no money? What did you do with your money?..I just farted....You are as funny as that fart!<br />
<br />
<br />
KATE<br />
(whispered to KRISTEN)<br />
<br />
She's hilarious! If he's more hilarious, then I would LOVE to meet him.<br />
<br />
<br />
METEOR <br />
.<br />
...I was looking at rings today....I SAID 'I was looking at RINGS.'...Would you marry me?...I love you. I wasn't gonna tell you..<br />
<br />
[She rang him back minutes after that conversation ended]<br />
<br />
<br />
METEOR<br />
<br />
I think we should tattoo each others name on our bodies....next week. What do you think. Okay, let's do it then...next week, when we both get some money....I love you..<br />
<br />
<br />
{She called him back a minute later]<br />
<br />
<br />
METEOR<br />
<br />
One more thing, I love you<br />
<br />
<br />
[When this chat ended, she started to make up a song]<br />
<br />
METEOR<br />
<br />
(raps)<br />
<br />
There is no one to me like my man Hugh<br />
There is nothing I wont do for you<br />
I ride and die for you<br />
I ride hard like Sean Paul<br />
<br />
........<br />
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