Meg Whitman and Rihanna see condom on the sidewalk

GRRR Meg Whitman:
LOOK!

UGH Rihanna:

What is it?

GRRR:
NOTHING! Just a random condom on the sidewalk. I wonder how it got here.

UGH: (turns face away)
I HAVE NO IDEA! Can't you see I'm eating my Big Mac. UGH! PLEASE talk about something more pleasant or SHUT THE HELL UP!...People are so UNSAVOURY these days. UGH!


GRRR:

Unlike you, there is no doubt that these UNSAVOURY people use protection. You should follow their example. It's NEVER too late to start. I'll pick up this ONE for you


UGH:
For heaven sake! NO! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT. Are you out of your mind? PICK IT UP FOR YOURSELF! ARGHH!


GRRR:

Chum, this is your chance to do your bit for the environment. RECYCLE IT!

UGH:
HELL NO! I can't do that. THERE ARE ANTS ALL OVER IT. YUCK!

GRRR:
Its’ very good for them; packed with vitamins, proteins and minerals, VITAMINS…

UGH:
…THAT'S DISGUSTING!

GRRR:
They are having the blood also

UGH:
STOP! PLEASE!


GRRR:(cackles)

Okay. Look where you're walking...You just stepped on another condom


UGH:

DAMN! There are so many trash cans on the sidewalk. WHY THE HELL are these people REFUSING to use them?


GRRR:

I have no idea

UGH: (mutters to himself)
One hundred and twenty third day of the year, so far I have seen 17 condoms on the sidewalk. UGH!!!


GRRR

Here is another one. Shall I pick it up for you?


UGH:

NO!


GRRR:

There are no ants on it.


ARGH:

I DON'T CARE


GRRR:

It is UNOPENED also


ARGH:

BUT, BUT but...


GRRR:

If you had looked at them when I invited you to do so, you would have seen that for yourself


ARGH: (chases GRRR)

You made me feel nauseous over NOTHING?...Wait till I get my hands on you...


GRRR: (running away)

Spare me and I will give you BOTH OF THEM


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GRRR finds money

GRRR finds money while strolling on the sidewalk with his chums. Scores of people are milling around and walking by.


GRRR

Anyone lost some money?



Noone answers. Some simply nod their heads.



UGH:

Furosemide, these people are so HONEST! Better for us. Losers weepers, finders keepers



ARGH:

It’s your lucky day GRRR



GRRR:

That’s right. That means I’m not sharing it with you lot. I'm gonna use it to LEGALLY download music



GRRR pretends to run away



ARGH:

WHAT?!!!!!!



UGH! (Grabs Grrr)

OH SUGAR! You’re not going anywhere!



GRRR:

I know. Kidding chums. After using the little money I had to buy a game for my little brother Rodman, I was broke. GOD IS GOO



ARGH!

How much is it?



GRRR: I’m not saying.



UGH:

If you’re gonna share it with your chums, then you have to let them know how much is there to share



ARGH: fair enough



GRRR hands over the money to chums for them to count it. UGH whispers the amount in Grrr’s ear.



GRRR:

Tell me you’re kidding



ARGH! We’re not. Why?



GRRR:

That was exactly how much my brother’s game cost me



UGH and ARGH:

Tell us you’re kidding



GRRR:

I’m not



UGH:

That’s quite bizarre!



ARGH:

You’re quite blessed chum. You really deserve ALL of the free money



GRRR: (smiles)

Thanks chums. One day, karma will be kind to you also. so KEEP ON DOING YOUR KIND DEEDS!