Sidewalk Presenter Probst Pujols:
...rick perry ad plays in CAR WITH PASSENGERS GAY, LITTLE, the pugilistic sidewalk champion DONOVAN, AND NICOLAS as it HALTS ON SIDE OF THE ROAD....There is something for everyone on the sidewalk today; Lingerie, TV packages, Millets sale, Dating sites, replicas of Pendle witches and Pygmy elephant.
Gay:(shuts off engine)
Mum. wake up!
Little: (yawns, unfastens her seat belt)
We reach the sidewalk already? Great. much quicker than riding on Bendy buses. I'm so glad to see the back of them. I would'nt want to miss the sidewalk Christmas markets for Evening dresses, Cheap holidays etc
Gay:
Yes Mum. Thanks to my blackberry map. It gave me important traffic updates so I could avoid congested areas.
Little:
I hope it was a great idea to be early. Park the car here please. I want to be first in the SIDEWALK'S SALE queue for Gifts under £10, Cheap laptops and secret santa gifts... Shxt! the sidewalk is empty. Where are all the vendors and pedestrians. Even the road is empty. Not even a bendy bus in sight.
Nicolas: (slams car door, reaches for Samsung Galaxy S2 in pocket, then starts to write a text)
We are 2 hours EARLY. What do you expect? I told you we should have dropped off donovan at his elementary school before we come here. UGH!
Little:
Even a child should never miss a good sidewalk sale, even if it's for lingerie. we'll drop him off later. It's raining, so his teacher will be late anyway.
Nicolas:
Mum, Frankie is only five. He has no interest in Samsung Galaxy, Evening dresses or whatever else is in the DAMN sidewalk sale..Frankly, I would prefer to be stucked in traffic in some CONGESTED AREAS than waiting around in a cold, wet car for ages by the sidewalk
GAY:
SHUT UP! And stop telling lies. The car is not cold. You were so excited when I lent it to you yesterday. So I have no idea why today, you tergiversate and complain so much about it. You rather get here late and MISS all the bargains?
Little:
Gay, I'm so IMPRESSED with your BlackBerry Curve. I will have to get one for myself. It's my favourite of the Christmas gadgets...It seems pretty useful. Can't wait to get lost in it when I'm on the sidewalk.
donovan:
Aunty, you're just too, too, too, MATURE for a blackberry
Little:
What do you mean Donovan?
Nicolas:
Mum, you use both the sidewalk and the road everyday, who do you see using blackberrys the most?
Little:
desean and the Teenagers, eddie and young adults...
Donovan:
...I rest my case
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Tuesday, 15 November 2011
Child's Play on the sidewalk
Today, your obstreperous sidewalk Presenter is, ME, Mueller...These pedestrians are ruminating on some of the things that annoys them on the sidewalk; leaflets about Unlimited broadband, New car deals, Cheap holidays and the chatter of kids playing hopscotch, riding bikes and playing other games along the sidewalk. Today, we will feature a motorist who hates it when pedestrians get in the way when he drives on the sidewalk. IT DRIVES HIM INSANE...
Houghton:
Will these shoes fit my 8 year daughter?
Nintendo 3DS VENDOR, bob costas:
It's for an adult, so I don't think so.
Houghton:
Try on this pair of shoes Adele
CHILD
It's a size 14, I am a size 4
Houghton(shouts)
TRY IT ON!
Child Pat Sharp:
NO!
Houghton:
Don't you like it?
CHILD
Yes. But it's too big for me. ARGH!
PAT SEES HER FRIENDS HAVING A GOOD TIME ON THE SIDEWALK, RUNS AND JOIN THEM.
Houghton:
She had a long day at church, I thought she would be very tired. So I'm surprised she prefers to run off with her friends ON THE SIDEWALK instead of coming STRAIGHT home with me. UGH!
JOGGER Kimono
LEAVE THEM ALONE. Obviously, they are just making the most of their last day of freedom and safety on the sidewalk
matt schaub
What do you mean?
Fedotowsky, a well-known sidewalk vendor, urinates in the middle of the sidewalk. He is interuppted by the noise from the approaching children. He chuckles as the steam from the urine rises into the air. His dog watches closely, so are motorists, pedestrians, cyclists and other vendors.
DRIVER, Peterson, IN PARKED CAR:
The sidewalk would be lifeless without these blessed kids? Bless them
matt schaub:
Ahhhh!
Fedotowsky quickly zips his trousers and hurrys away before the children sees him. Rodriguez and all the other pedestrians burst into a raucous laughter.
LATER
CHILD, Stallone WALKS INTO CYCLIST Stacy Keibler 's PATH
Stacy Keibler: The sun is going down, why are these kids on the sidewalk so LATE. UGH! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY. DON'T THEY HAVE iPad 3 or Contract phones TO GO HOME AND PLAY WITH?
matt schaub
uppity: I don't know. ASK Megyn. I'm just the Presenter. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE LOOKING OUT FOR KIDS WHEN YOU CYCLE ON THE SIDEWALK....I got here a few minutes ago. Do you know why one of your fellow pedestrians said that the children are making the most of their last day of safety and freedom on the sidewalk?
megyn:
Maybe too many adults will on the sidewalk during thanksgiving. I DON'T KNOW. Ask one of the other pedestrians. UGH!
PEDESTRIANS SHRUGS
Kid:
Will you spray paint me? Please
Stacy Keibler:
No. Go home! Your parents probably wondering where you are
CHILD:
Please! Our parents know where we are
Stacy Keibler:
I don't know how to spray paint. Ask your parent
A kit kat falls from one of the children. Stacy Keibler
sees, picks it up and devours it before its rightful owner ask any question.
Some children are using BlackBerry phones to recreate the routines in Beyonce dance for you video, whereas, others are writing their names on the sidewalk with bits of paper. They are worried the wind will blow it away, but it passes without harm.
They clap and cheer.
MATT
However, they are not so lucky when Stacy Keibler
notices what they are doing.
Stacy Keibler: (screams)
GO AWAY!
Stacy Keibler brushes away all the bits of paper.
MATT
Where is this person's sense of humour?
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
Leave them kids alone! YOU A TEACHER OR SOMETHING? Why do you target them?
Stacy Keibler
NO! They are taking up the WHOLE sidewalk, creating a nuisance and defacing the sidewalk, ride their bikes, making noises
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
I am so perplexed why you, of all people, can be so inconsiderate towards these kids who are only trying to enjoy themselves one last time.
Stacy Keibler:
Pass me my Raincoats. I DON'T WISH SPEAK TO YOU. UGH!
MATT
Will someone PLEASE tell me what the HELL IS GOING ON? aRE THESE KIDS TERMINAL OR WHAT?
Stacy Keibler:
I think she is terminal, not the kids. NOT ME
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords:
Heard your grand dad will be driving his car again starting TOMORROW. No wonder the kids are terrified of walking on the sidewalk EVER again. Both you and him are terminal
Stacy Keibler:
If the kids play on the sidewalk and refrain from wandering in the road, they should be fine. You said so yourself, so there is no need to tergiversate now. The kids have no reasons to be scared of Grand dad
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
EXCUSE ME. they have every reason to be scared of him. HE FINDS IT HARD TO KEEP OFF THE SIDEWALK WHEN HE DRIVES
MATT
Oh!
A CHILD SCREAMS FURTHER DOWN THE SIDEWALK
Stacy Keibler:
There’s a WOMAN dragging her child by an ear down the sidewalk why don’t you say something to her. That child is in danger
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
If she wants a child without an ear, that’s her business
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Houghton:
Will these shoes fit my 8 year daughter?
Nintendo 3DS VENDOR, bob costas:
It's for an adult, so I don't think so.
Houghton:
Try on this pair of shoes Adele
CHILD
It's a size 14, I am a size 4
Houghton(shouts)
TRY IT ON!
Child Pat Sharp:
NO!
Houghton:
Don't you like it?
CHILD
Yes. But it's too big for me. ARGH!
PAT SEES HER FRIENDS HAVING A GOOD TIME ON THE SIDEWALK, RUNS AND JOIN THEM.
Houghton:
She had a long day at church, I thought she would be very tired. So I'm surprised she prefers to run off with her friends ON THE SIDEWALK instead of coming STRAIGHT home with me. UGH!
JOGGER Kimono
LEAVE THEM ALONE. Obviously, they are just making the most of their last day of freedom and safety on the sidewalk
matt schaub
What do you mean?
Fedotowsky, a well-known sidewalk vendor, urinates in the middle of the sidewalk. He is interuppted by the noise from the approaching children. He chuckles as the steam from the urine rises into the air. His dog watches closely, so are motorists, pedestrians, cyclists and other vendors.
DRIVER, Peterson, IN PARKED CAR:
The sidewalk would be lifeless without these blessed kids? Bless them
matt schaub:
Ahhhh!
Fedotowsky quickly zips his trousers and hurrys away before the children sees him. Rodriguez and all the other pedestrians burst into a raucous laughter.
LATER
CHILD, Stallone WALKS INTO CYCLIST Stacy Keibler 's PATH
Stacy Keibler: The sun is going down, why are these kids on the sidewalk so LATE. UGH! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY. DON'T THEY HAVE iPad 3 or Contract phones TO GO HOME AND PLAY WITH?
matt schaub
uppity: I don't know. ASK Megyn. I'm just the Presenter. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE LOOKING OUT FOR KIDS WHEN YOU CYCLE ON THE SIDEWALK....I got here a few minutes ago. Do you know why one of your fellow pedestrians said that the children are making the most of their last day of safety and freedom on the sidewalk?
megyn:
Maybe too many adults will on the sidewalk during thanksgiving. I DON'T KNOW. Ask one of the other pedestrians. UGH!
PEDESTRIANS SHRUGS
Kid:
Will you spray paint me? Please
Stacy Keibler:
No. Go home! Your parents probably wondering where you are
CHILD:
Please! Our parents know where we are
Stacy Keibler:
I don't know how to spray paint. Ask your parent
A kit kat falls from one of the children. Stacy Keibler
sees, picks it up and devours it before its rightful owner ask any question.
Some children are using BlackBerry phones to recreate the routines in Beyonce dance for you video, whereas, others are writing their names on the sidewalk with bits of paper. They are worried the wind will blow it away, but it passes without harm.
They clap and cheer.
MATT
However, they are not so lucky when Stacy Keibler
notices what they are doing.
Stacy Keibler: (screams)
GO AWAY!
Stacy Keibler brushes away all the bits of paper.
MATT
Where is this person's sense of humour?
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
Leave them kids alone! YOU A TEACHER OR SOMETHING? Why do you target them?
Stacy Keibler
NO! They are taking up the WHOLE sidewalk, creating a nuisance and defacing the sidewalk, ride their bikes, making noises
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
I am so perplexed why you, of all people, can be so inconsiderate towards these kids who are only trying to enjoy themselves one last time.
Stacy Keibler:
Pass me my Raincoats. I DON'T WISH SPEAK TO YOU. UGH!
MATT
Will someone PLEASE tell me what the HELL IS GOING ON? aRE THESE KIDS TERMINAL OR WHAT?
Stacy Keibler:
I think she is terminal, not the kids. NOT ME
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords:
Heard your grand dad will be driving his car again starting TOMORROW. No wonder the kids are terrified of walking on the sidewalk EVER again. Both you and him are terminal
Stacy Keibler:
If the kids play on the sidewalk and refrain from wandering in the road, they should be fine. You said so yourself, so there is no need to tergiversate now. The kids have no reasons to be scared of Grand dad
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
EXCUSE ME. they have every reason to be scared of him. HE FINDS IT HARD TO KEEP OFF THE SIDEWALK WHEN HE DRIVES
MATT
Oh!
A CHILD SCREAMS FURTHER DOWN THE SIDEWALK
Stacy Keibler:
There’s a WOMAN dragging her child by an ear down the sidewalk why don’t you say something to her. That child is in danger
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
If she wants a child without an ear, that’s her business
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Sunday, 30 October 2011
skater falls on sidewalk
SIDEWALK FM PLAYS AVRIL ALVIGNE'S 'SKATER BOY.' Everyone watches in awe as CL P skates skillfully down the sidewalk with two bags of groceries in both hands. The approaching skaters, afraid of falling or colliding with him, looked quite stiff. However, you could tell that CL P had skated before. To the admiring pedestrians and onlookers, he displays poise, grace and a swagger.
CL P swerves just a bit to avoid a pot hole. Everyone jumps and gasps. He smiles to assure them that he is STILL in FULL control.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Some mangoes fall from one of CL P's grocery bags as he attempts some skateboard tricks. He tried to hold the bags proplerly, lost control, then fell in the split position, on the bags.
CL P:
OUCH!!!Holy crap.
HARD LAUGHTER
Pedestrians normally find it hilarious when skaters fall, especially after failing to accomplish attempted tricks.
CL P is badly bruised. He groans as he eases himself off the crushed vegetables and fruits. To make matters worse, in an attempt to get his skateboard off the ground, he kicks its edge, but fails to catch it, so it flies straight into his groin.
HOLDING HIS GROIN AREA, HE GROANS
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
He looks like someone just beat him up. OUCH!
Billie Piper:
Whoever said today was'nt gonna be boring, GOT IT WRONG
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
Indeed, today is gonna be a great day on the sidewalk
Billie Piper:
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Good thing I brought my camera. I can make some serious money from spectacles like this
hocus pocus:
Too bad, there is no carpet on the sidewalk to cushion his FALL..
Billie Piper:
...FAIL!
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
All his swagger has been lost now
Billie Piper:
OUCH!
hocus pocus:
He should stick to walking on the sidewalk
LAUGHTER
CL P BLEEDS FROM THE SIDE OF HIS FACE. PEOPLE RUSH TO HIS RESCUE
Billie Piper:
Are you okay?
CL P:
Think I suffered a concussion
hocus pocus:
Did you hit your head?
CL P:
NO!
hocus pocus:
It's not a concussion then. You are just feeling light-HEADED
Billie Piper:
Doctor on the sidewalk!
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
SHUT UP, YOU MITTLE!
CL P:
OUCH!
HOCUS POCUS SHOOTS CL P A DIRTY LOOK
CL P:
I'M IN PAIN, REMEMBER?
hocus pocus:
WHATEVER! anyway, I know a injury lawyer...
CL P takes one last look at everyone then walk away as if nothing had happened.
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CL P swerves just a bit to avoid a pot hole. Everyone jumps and gasps. He smiles to assure them that he is STILL in FULL control.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Some mangoes fall from one of CL P's grocery bags as he attempts some skateboard tricks. He tried to hold the bags proplerly, lost control, then fell in the split position, on the bags.
CL P:
OUCH!!!Holy crap.
HARD LAUGHTER
Pedestrians normally find it hilarious when skaters fall, especially after failing to accomplish attempted tricks.
CL P is badly bruised. He groans as he eases himself off the crushed vegetables and fruits. To make matters worse, in an attempt to get his skateboard off the ground, he kicks its edge, but fails to catch it, so it flies straight into his groin.
HOLDING HIS GROIN AREA, HE GROANS
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
He looks like someone just beat him up. OUCH!
Billie Piper:
Whoever said today was'nt gonna be boring, GOT IT WRONG
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
Indeed, today is gonna be a great day on the sidewalk
Billie Piper:
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Good thing I brought my camera. I can make some serious money from spectacles like this
hocus pocus:
Too bad, there is no carpet on the sidewalk to cushion his FALL..
Billie Piper:
...FAIL!
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
All his swagger has been lost now
Billie Piper:
OUCH!
hocus pocus:
He should stick to walking on the sidewalk
LAUGHTER
CL P BLEEDS FROM THE SIDE OF HIS FACE. PEOPLE RUSH TO HIS RESCUE
Billie Piper:
Are you okay?
CL P:
Think I suffered a concussion
hocus pocus:
Did you hit your head?
CL P:
NO!
hocus pocus:
It's not a concussion then. You are just feeling light-HEADED
Billie Piper:
Doctor on the sidewalk!
LAUGHTER
hocus pocus:
SHUT UP, YOU MITTLE!
CL P:
OUCH!
HOCUS POCUS SHOOTS CL P A DIRTY LOOK
CL P:
I'M IN PAIN, REMEMBER?
hocus pocus:
WHATEVER! anyway, I know a injury lawyer...
CL P takes one last look at everyone then walk away as if nothing had happened.
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Thursday, 20 October 2011
clash on bus
Passengers pour off packed bus. African tries to board, realizing that he is unlikely to land himself a seat, took off his cap and quickly threw it on a newly vacant seat. 'I'm gonna sit there', he announces.
An african already on board, hisses his teeth, pushes the cap aside and plants himself on the seat.
scott hall:
Can't you see my cap on it? It's MY seat. UGH!
Kara Tointon:
I been standing on the bus for hours. You're not even on board as yet, yet you are DEMANDING SEAT. UGH
scott hall
IT DOES NOT MATTER! you should just let me have the seat since my cap is on it. thats my roots. UGH!
PASSENGERS PUT AWAY THEIR SMARTPHONES, BOOKS AND TABLETS, EAGER TO WITNESS THE CLASH ESCALATE.
Kara Tointon:
sorry, you're not in Africa, YOU'RE NOT IN AFRICA
Scott takes up his cap then turn his back on Kara.
Hayley Roberts
PUNCH HIM!
lindsey lohan:
Two grown men with no courtesy for the kids on board. It's too early for this bullshit. STOP IT!
scott hall:
EARLY? I am so late for work
EXCITED LAUGHTER
scott hall GETS OFF AT NEXT STOP
Kara Tointon:
COWARD!
scott hall:
Actually, this is my INTENDED stop.
Hayley Roberts:
Damn! I thought they would exchange blows over the seat
lindsey lohan:
That would have been pretty exciting stuff
Hayley Roberts
Sometime when I'm on a packed bus I would vacate my seat long before I reach my stop
lindsey lohan:
THAT'S THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. I do the same for pensioners, disabled people or people with babies. YOU?
Hayley Roberts:
I do it just to observe other passengers fighting for it. HILARIOUS!
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An african already on board, hisses his teeth, pushes the cap aside and plants himself on the seat.
scott hall:
Can't you see my cap on it? It's MY seat. UGH!
Kara Tointon:
I been standing on the bus for hours. You're not even on board as yet, yet you are DEMANDING SEAT. UGH
scott hall
IT DOES NOT MATTER! you should just let me have the seat since my cap is on it. thats my roots. UGH!
PASSENGERS PUT AWAY THEIR SMARTPHONES, BOOKS AND TABLETS, EAGER TO WITNESS THE CLASH ESCALATE.
Kara Tointon:
sorry, you're not in Africa, YOU'RE NOT IN AFRICA
Scott takes up his cap then turn his back on Kara.
Hayley Roberts
PUNCH HIM!
lindsey lohan:
Two grown men with no courtesy for the kids on board. It's too early for this bullshit. STOP IT!
scott hall:
EARLY? I am so late for work
EXCITED LAUGHTER
scott hall GETS OFF AT NEXT STOP
Kara Tointon:
COWARD!
scott hall:
Actually, this is my INTENDED stop.
Hayley Roberts:
Damn! I thought they would exchange blows over the seat
lindsey lohan:
That would have been pretty exciting stuff
Hayley Roberts
Sometime when I'm on a packed bus I would vacate my seat long before I reach my stop
lindsey lohan:
THAT'S THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. I do the same for pensioners, disabled people or people with babies. YOU?
Hayley Roberts:
I do it just to observe other passengers fighting for it. HILARIOUS!
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Friday, 14 October 2011
PENSIONER ON BUS
PENSIONER ON BUS
Pensioner
Pick up the phone. PLEASE! I know you're there. JUST PICK UP THE PHONE..PICK..UP...THE...PHONE..PICK THE PHONE UP.....Why do you REFUSE to answer my calls all the time?... I am just calling to let you know that I will be home soon...I have been stucked on the bus for 5 minutes. There's a fat woman beside me. Her baby WILL NOT stop crying. It's driving me INSANE. My back is killing me. ..There is a TWAT sitting in front of me....HE SMELLS.....I don't wanna take another bus. When I get off this one, I'll just walk it home....I will wALK IT HOME. I don't want you to pick me up anywhere. It's fine. It will not take me long to walk it home. Don't worry. It will kill me to get on another bus today.... You dont have to pick me up. I'll be fine. I thought you said you were BUSY and that's why you could'nt pick up the phone. Just continue watching YOU'RE usc football until I get there....FOR HEAVEN SAKE! Okay, meet me at KFC....You don't know where KFC is?...OKAY FORGET IT. I'll walk it home by myself. It's just opposite Mcdonald's....COME ON DRIVER!....I TOLD you, K F C....GET OFF THE PHONE! I don't know why you picked it up in the first place. UGH!
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Pensioner
Pick up the phone. PLEASE! I know you're there. JUST PICK UP THE PHONE..PICK..UP...THE...PHONE..PICK THE PHONE UP.....Why do you REFUSE to answer my calls all the time?... I am just calling to let you know that I will be home soon...I have been stucked on the bus for 5 minutes. There's a fat woman beside me. Her baby WILL NOT stop crying. It's driving me INSANE. My back is killing me. ..There is a TWAT sitting in front of me....HE SMELLS.....I don't wanna take another bus. When I get off this one, I'll just walk it home....I will wALK IT HOME. I don't want you to pick me up anywhere. It's fine. It will not take me long to walk it home. Don't worry. It will kill me to get on another bus today.... You dont have to pick me up. I'll be fine. I thought you said you were BUSY and that's why you could'nt pick up the phone. Just continue watching YOU'RE usc football until I get there....FOR HEAVEN SAKE! Okay, meet me at KFC....You don't know where KFC is?...OKAY FORGET IT. I'll walk it home by myself. It's just opposite Mcdonald's....COME ON DRIVER!....I TOLD you, K F C....GET OFF THE PHONE! I don't know why you picked it up in the first place. UGH!
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cliff richard
PEDESTRIANS CHAT
Pedestrian(gushes)
Just seen some images of Cliff Richard in the gallery. Wow! I had no idea he was so HOT when he was 17
He was a pretty boy. I am heading to the gallery now. Wanna come.
Pedestrian (gushes)
SURE! Sorry Mick Jagger, but Cliff Richards was much hotter than you
I love his calendar. No wonder he got all the girls
Pedestrian(gushes)
Gives me goose bumps
Really? He's much older now
Pedestrian
I'm serious a hell. I don't care
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Pedestrian(gushes)
Just seen some images of Cliff Richard in the gallery. Wow! I had no idea he was so HOT when he was 17
He was a pretty boy. I am heading to the gallery now. Wanna come.
Pedestrian (gushes)
SURE! Sorry Mick Jagger, but Cliff Richards was much hotter than you
I love his calendar. No wonder he got all the girls
Pedestrian(gushes)
Gives me goose bumps
Really? He's much older now
Pedestrian
I'm serious a hell. I don't care
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Saturday, 8 October 2011
Sidewalk Narrative: So much leaves
Burger King diners, including Nancy Shevell, peer through windows, in amazement as the breeze relentlessly chases orange and brown crunchy leaves down the sidewalk.
Ryan Howard
So much leaves on the sidewalk today? What's going on?
Janet Devlin
Duh! It's autumn, where do you expect to see them? On the trees?
Ryan Howard
Oh I see! Aren't they gonna block the drains?
Janet Devlin
Who cares! Autumn comes only once per year
CHILDREN jump in a heap of rustling leaves
Janet Devlin
I love the crunchy sounds under their feet
Ryan Howard
Sometimes it sounds like footsteps. But there is no greater feeling..it's wonderful!
Janet Devlin
OH NO!
Ryan Howard
What's the matter DRAMA QUEEN?
Janet Devlin
I think I stepped on a frog beneath this pile of leaves
Ryan Howard
You EVIL, HEARTLESS... Let me help you clear away the leaves so we can have a better look at it
Janet Devlin
Thanks
Ryan Howard(Laughs)
Wait! It's not a frog, you muppet! Its a rotten grapefruit
Janet Devlin (sighs in relief)
Thank you God
Janet Devlin
Look at this idiot with the leaf-blower!
Ryan Howard
He is not an idiot. He is blowing the leaves OFF the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
Yes, thats not bad. But he's blowing them into someone's yard
Ryan Howard
I think he's a smart-ass. He realizes his mistake, so he's now blowing them back to the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
IDIOT!
FALLiNG LEAVES HITS CYCLIST IN THE FACE. CYCLIST LOSES CONTROL CRASHES INTO ONCOMING CYCLIST WHO HAS A PASSENGER.
Ryan Howard and Janet Devlin try to stifle laughter as cyclists blame each other.
CYCLISTS SHOWS THEM MIDDLE FINGER AND HURL INSULTS
Janet Devlin
Lots of leaves in your hair
Ryan Howard
Lots of leaves
CYCLIST BRUSHES HAiR FRANTICALLY WITH BACK OF HIS HAND.
Cyclist
liars liars!
LAUGHTER
CYCLIST CURSES, SWEARS THEN RIDES OFF IN THE OPPOSIT DIRECTION
Ryan Howard (laughs)
He even forgets his own direction
Janet Devlin
Just another IDIOT
Janet Devlin
There are fallen leaves all over the sidewalk. Autumn is definitely here.
Ryan Howard
I think you said that earlier, but this time it sounds like you are reading a romance novel
Janet Devlin
OMG! This is my favourite time of the year! I can’t help but gush about it. I am especially obsessed with the browned, fallen leaves.
Ryan Howard
Mine also. Listen to the sound of dry leaves dancing and colliding on the sidewalk; no doubt about it AUTUMN IS HERE!
Janet Devlin
Hurrah! I Love autumn
They both stomp through pile of leaves heaped up by sweeper
SWEEPER:
I HATE AUTUMN! When it’s not the darn wind scattering the leaves I swept, its IDIOTS LIKE YOU. DO YOU MIND?
Ryan
I think you're just making a mess(giggle)
SWEEPER
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE. I have swept this area lots of times in the last hour but the damn trees keep letting go of their leaves
Ryan Howard
It's autumn, you MUPPET!
THEY KICK THROUGH OTHER PILES. Sweeper chases them with his broom and clenched fists
Janet Devlin
Let's collect the ones with the most beautiful colours
Ryan Howard
What for? You idiot! Don't have anything better to do?
Janet Devlin
The other girls will love them, don't YOU think?
Ryan Howard,
OH YES! Why didn't you say so earlier?
Janet Devlin
It's a pity we will not be able to capture the sound of the other leaves blowing along the sidewalk
Ryan Howard
Sorry Winsome. You win some, You lose some
.....................................
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Ryan Howard
So much leaves on the sidewalk today? What's going on?
Janet Devlin
Duh! It's autumn, where do you expect to see them? On the trees?
Ryan Howard
Oh I see! Aren't they gonna block the drains?
Janet Devlin
Who cares! Autumn comes only once per year
CHILDREN jump in a heap of rustling leaves
Janet Devlin
I love the crunchy sounds under their feet
Ryan Howard
Sometimes it sounds like footsteps. But there is no greater feeling..it's wonderful!
Janet Devlin
OH NO!
Ryan Howard
What's the matter DRAMA QUEEN?
Janet Devlin
I think I stepped on a frog beneath this pile of leaves
Ryan Howard
You EVIL, HEARTLESS... Let me help you clear away the leaves so we can have a better look at it
Janet Devlin
Thanks
Ryan Howard(Laughs)
Wait! It's not a frog, you muppet! Its a rotten grapefruit
Janet Devlin (sighs in relief)
Thank you God
Janet Devlin
Look at this idiot with the leaf-blower!
Ryan Howard
He is not an idiot. He is blowing the leaves OFF the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
Yes, thats not bad. But he's blowing them into someone's yard
Ryan Howard
I think he's a smart-ass. He realizes his mistake, so he's now blowing them back to the sidewalk
Janet Devlin
IDIOT!
FALLiNG LEAVES HITS CYCLIST IN THE FACE. CYCLIST LOSES CONTROL CRASHES INTO ONCOMING CYCLIST WHO HAS A PASSENGER.
Ryan Howard and Janet Devlin try to stifle laughter as cyclists blame each other.
CYCLISTS SHOWS THEM MIDDLE FINGER AND HURL INSULTS
Janet Devlin
Lots of leaves in your hair
Ryan Howard
Lots of leaves
CYCLIST BRUSHES HAiR FRANTICALLY WITH BACK OF HIS HAND.
Cyclist
liars liars!
LAUGHTER
CYCLIST CURSES, SWEARS THEN RIDES OFF IN THE OPPOSIT DIRECTION
Ryan Howard (laughs)
He even forgets his own direction
Janet Devlin
Just another IDIOT
Janet Devlin
There are fallen leaves all over the sidewalk. Autumn is definitely here.
Ryan Howard
I think you said that earlier, but this time it sounds like you are reading a romance novel
Janet Devlin
OMG! This is my favourite time of the year! I can’t help but gush about it. I am especially obsessed with the browned, fallen leaves.
Ryan Howard
Mine also. Listen to the sound of dry leaves dancing and colliding on the sidewalk; no doubt about it AUTUMN IS HERE!
Janet Devlin
Hurrah! I Love autumn
They both stomp through pile of leaves heaped up by sweeper
SWEEPER:
I HATE AUTUMN! When it’s not the darn wind scattering the leaves I swept, its IDIOTS LIKE YOU. DO YOU MIND?
Ryan
I think you're just making a mess(giggle)
SWEEPER
YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE. I have swept this area lots of times in the last hour but the damn trees keep letting go of their leaves
Ryan Howard
It's autumn, you MUPPET!
THEY KICK THROUGH OTHER PILES. Sweeper chases them with his broom and clenched fists
Janet Devlin
Let's collect the ones with the most beautiful colours
Ryan Howard
What for? You idiot! Don't have anything better to do?
Janet Devlin
The other girls will love them, don't YOU think?
Ryan Howard,
OH YES! Why didn't you say so earlier?
Janet Devlin
It's a pity we will not be able to capture the sound of the other leaves blowing along the sidewalk
Ryan Howard
Sorry Winsome. You win some, You lose some
.....................................
SIDEWALK THEATRE and SIDEWALK LOOKS http://www.facebook.com/allthaTRAGE
SIDEWALK LOOKS http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/
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