and other sidewalk health NUTS

UTILISING real fruits; mangoes, mixed berries, strawberries, soursops, SHOMUNI, aka the sidewalk playboy crafts SWEET, FRESH smoothies for the sidewalk style sirens, jogging, brisk-walking and other sidewalk health NUTS.

SHOMUNI

Welcome to the Pure raw Foods place, Ryan, sorry, I mean RANDY. How may I help?


RANDY

I'm gonna try your raw desserts today, SHOMUNI


Rivera
Yuck! Aren't you scared of food poisoning and diarrhoea? Raw foods is not healthy.. It's not for HUMANS......I love your cute summer dress... and wedges. Its going to be hot so cuteness, casualness and comfort are fundamental.Very casual


SHOMUNI

.....Don't believe the NONSENSE you heard about 'raw foods are bad for you.' I have never heard such, unpalatable, indigestible NONSENSE.



RANDY
Me neither


Rivera
GOSH Shomuni! I know you are passionate about your pure raw foods' beliefs so I have no objective to perpetuating a verbal war


SHOMUNI

Me neither...Everyday, we serve raw desserts to the fashionable sidewalk - bowls of raw smoothieS, raw salads, raw juices, bigger than your head. So far, no one's tooth has dropped out - only a little cat-like flatulence

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words by zokaya kamara

SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara

will NEVER touch my lips..

WHILE crafting bad-ass fruit salads, for the sidewalk fashionistas, a suited and booted Andy, aka the sidewalk playboy, was interrupted by a tastefully-attired passer-by, Zara.

ZARA
What raw ingredients are you experimenting with today, Andy?


ANDY
watermelon, cantaloupe, pineapple, grapes, and erm, erm, almonds...It's gonna be a bad-ass desserts

ZARA
Gorgeous..No raw asparagus salad?

ANDY
asparagus is very versatile. It can be prepared in so many different ways - steamed, cooked, grilled...HOWEVER, here at the Pure Raw Foods place, we use use it RAW in salads, smoothies, juices...wait a minute....Yesterday, you told me how much you detested asparagus. Why the sudden interest?


ZARA
(pointed down the sidewalk)

Look! MAVERICK sidewalk police, Lamar, is heading this way. He'll reach us in a few minutes.....I MUST pass any drug test he administer on me...You sure you don't have some left-over raw asparagus salads from yesterday?


ANDY

(laughed)

Get out of here! You JOKER


ZARA
(cackled)

ANd you are my MENTOR.....My first skool.....I still HATE asparagus. It will NEVER touch my lips..


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words by zokaya kamara

SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara

using ONLY fresh, raw ingredients

AT THE sidewalk's Pure Raw Foods place, a suited and booted Wimbledon, aka the sidewalk playboy crafts sumptuous desserts using ONLY fresh, raw ingredients. The sidewalk fashionistas growing appetite for his creations, keeps him very busy.

[WATCHES AS PEDESTRIAN, KWOK TRIPS OVER HIS DOG, Kat Von, FALLS ON HIS FACE]


MILEY

　
Craft me a special salad....with broccoli and fruits...any fruit.


Wimbledon

I can craft you a special salad, but not with vegetables and fruits combined


MILEY

Why not?

Wimbledon

I NEVER mix the two in salads


MILEY

Okay. You know best



[ Marian and Mr Lucarelli walk pass a sidewalk bench - TOPLESS. Wimbledon nods at them in approval]



WIMBLEDON

Thanks. I can combine tomatoes with broccoli


MILEY

Tomatoes makes me develop skin rashes. I love pretty much all fruits and vegetables but not tomatoes.

　


No problem. I have cauliflower

　

MILEY

Great.! I love it , I love it , I love it . Can't live without it...


KARIMA

.....Calm down...



MILEY

....I wish my children would adopt my style, and not their father's. He does'nt like vegetables at all. He will eat vegetables but only from a can. And like you said 'fresh fruits and Vegetables are superior.'

　

WIMBLEDON

That's right. But it's still better to eat fruits and vegetables from a can, than not eating any at all..Some vegetables and fruits are not available fresh, so it's fine to have the frozen or canned ones.

　

KARIMA

Fruits and vegetables in cans? What the HELL! I would'nt eat that...I wish my children would adopt my style

　

MILEY

Don't be rude!

　

KARIMA

SHUT UP! You're too sensitive

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[Jaclyn urinates on the sidewalk]


WIMBLEDON
(in disgust)

Crazy man!


Tsarnaev

I can't afford fresh vegetables


GOMEZ

Well, you can plant your vegetables


Tsarnaev

I knew you would say that. For your information, I would live to plant my own vegetables, but I don't have the time and place


WIMBLEDON

Well, shop around for discounted fruits and vegetables. Most times, they are taste just as good, and have the same nutritional value, as premium ones

　
Tsarnaev

GOMEZ, I hope someday, you'll be forced to eat fruits and vegetables from cans.

　

GOMEZ

I would'nt mind...Like the sidewalk playboy said, 'it's better to eat them from a can, than not eating any at all.

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words by zokaya kamara

SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara

nice-looking broccoli salad

At RAW TASTES, Sidewalk playboy, Spencer; crafts superfoods salads especially for the sidewalk diaspora and passers-by. They enthusiasticaly embrace the sidewalk's raw foods diet, from the outset.  Spencer enjoys revolutionising the sidewalk's diet. It's his passion, you see, not merely a business. The more real food these lot eat, the less cravings they will experience for junk foods. Eating real food keeps their bodies well-nourished and energised.

Dressed in a bad-ass TOPMAN suit and tie ensemble,Spencer is designing a kick-ass brocolli salad (packed with Vitamin C and bioflavonoids)

Ingredient:

Tomatoes, asparagus, carrots, Kale, radishes, iceberg lettuce, broccoli, rhubarb, leek, dark greens vegetables, cauliflower, avocados...

Whisks together raw honey, cashews, almond oil,  rock salt, pepper and balsamic vinaigrette dressing. Then, he drizzle the mixture over the shredded vegetables. 

TWO HOURS LATER - LUNCH TIME

 Keira (Spencer gave her all the details about the salad)

Sounds like a super yummy summer salad!

KEVIN
I am super hungry, a bowl of salad is not good enough for me. I need some REAL food.

KEIRA

What? This salad is made of real food, silly.

SPENCER

Thank you!

KEVIN

You call vegetables real food. Where is the bacon?
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ZOE
I would like to have my salad without dressings

SPENCER
But, the dressing is good for your heath. It will do you no harm.

ZOE
I'm concerned about the extra calories from the dressings. Besides, dressings always make me feel unwell.

KEVIN
 Okay. I'll make some salad for you without dressings - just a litte rock salt.

NURUL
all I see in this salad are FLIPPING vegetables. No baked chicken, no ham, no bacon. That's a LIMP salad

 MIRIAM
It's amazing how a good salad can make your day. Another bowl for me please, Spencer.

NURUL
I'm tempted now. Dammit! I can't believe I'm tempted by RAW foods.

RAMON
That salad looks so good, BUT how can I eat it knowing that I can have pastry instead?

KEVIN
Raw foods! YUCK! That will make me sick.  That will make me feel horrible inside.

SPENCER
Not a salad lover, I see

CHARICE 
What a nice-looking salad. It looks tasty and so refreshing.

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[words by zokaya kamara]

SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara