GRRR CUTS SPEED TO ARGUE WITH A FELLOW DRIVER
GRRR:
I saw you picking your nose. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! UGH!!!
CHUM: (laughs)
ha! ha! ha! ha! She looks like she was digging for gold
DRIVER:
I WAS NOT picking my nose, I was simply SCRATCHING it
GRRR:
DON'T LIE! WE SAW YOU. you were picking your nose as if NO ONE was watching. I got news for you, EVERYONE was watching. UGH!
CHUM(smitten)
You're as beautiful as one of the miss universe 2011 contestants, so I don't mind if you pick your nose, provided you don't eat it afterwards. I'll drive with you ANYTIME!
DRIVER SMILES BROADLY
CHUM:
If you MUST pick your nose, make sure you wind up your window so no one will see you
GRRR:
UGH!!! Don't get me started CHUM. Drivers like her are a DISGRACE! She would be in the next lane by now. Picking your nose while driving is not only DISGUSTING it's also DISTRACTS
CHUM:
You're right. It could be dangerous. What if your finger misses and poke you in they eyes. Who would drive you home?
GRRR:
I once made a turn without using the indicator because I was too busy picking my nose. LEARNT MY LESSON. YOU CAN'T SAY WE DID NOT WARN YOU!
DRIVER:
I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO INSULTS FROM YOU TWATS!
TYRES SCREECH AS SHE SPEEDS OFF, DISSAPPEARING IN A CLOUD OF DUST AND SMOKE
CHUM:
DON'T WORRY. I made a video of her DIGGING FOR GOLD. I'm gonna ensure she become a youtube sensation
GRRR:
ha! ha! ha! ha!
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