THE irredeeemable raw foods artisan, Simpson, aka the sidewalk playboy, knows how to keep them coming. The sidewalk diaspora just loves his delectable raw foods lunches. Raw living foods is the way forward. His raw foods lunches, with real foods, always rocks; heaven on earth, to die for. Just saying.
[POLICEMAN REPRIMANDS CHILD FOR DRAWING HOPSKOTCH GRID ON THE SIDEWALK WITH CHALKS]
SIMPSON (shakes head in disgust)
Shame on him!
PASSER-BY, Pakatan
He can't be SERIOUS!
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Today's special raw foods lunch is something simple, but inventive with Simpson's personal touch..He has an idea of what foods regular customers and random passers-by like; natural, fresh and raw. Something cute; foods for champions . This will be reflected in the kick-ass smoothie he's crafting for the motherlovers. They need the good carbohydrates.
INGREDIENTS are fresh and has no toxic preservatives:
RIPE bananas, strawberries, blackberries, raw honey, mangoes, dates, blueberry, raw powedered peanuts (not calorie dense) pineapple, cold-pressed avocado oil, pomegranate, raw cacao, goji berries, almond milk, cinnamon, raw chocolate, flaxseeds, vegan protein powder and spring water.
[IN THE DISTANCE, AFTER A DOG FINISHED SH*TTING ON THE SIDEWALK, IT'S OWNER KNELT, WIPED THE DOG'S BOTTOM, THEN WALK AWAY, LEAVING THE SH*T BEHIND]
SIMPSON, suited and booted in Comme Des Garcons creations, blends all the ingredients in the spring water. The result; a smoothie that IS ...something different. Not available in ORDINARY restaurants.
[HOURS LATER, PASSERS-BY CUSTOMERS, DROP BY]
PHIL
YUCK! No one in their right minds gonna try this. Some of your raw foods lunches scare me.
SIMPSON
He's hating on my smoothie
矢部浩之 騒然 (Hiroyuki)
Never mind. He's STILL drinking it
PHIL
Well, I paid for it already, so I might as well get my money's worth.
矢部浩之 騒然 (Hiroyuki)
How does it taste?
PHIL
It's good, actually. I LOVE it. I shoud have waited until I finished before I hate it.
SIMPSON
Goodness. It will flatten your tummy and give you more energy. If you want to utilise the full potential of your brain, then raw living foods, like this can do that for you.
BERRY
Not the typical smoothie
PHIL
It actually tasted pretty good though
SPEARS
This is the crazIEST smoothie EVER
PHIL
Shut up!
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[words by zokaya kamara]
SEE ALSO
https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings
http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/
www.twitter.com/zokayakamara
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