the sidewalk's Health Store

CRAVING for a glass of #superfood #smoothie that both look and #TASTE good, #vitamins and #minerals packed? It's not neccessary to buy yourself a #blender. Nothing TASTE better than the YUMMY, #beauty and #health smoothies that, Fritzbox, a...ka, the sidewalk playboy, crafts everyday at the sidewalk's Health Store. These smoothies are perfect for joggers, brisk walkers and even the blasted slow walkers on the sidewalk.

[Health Editor - Zokaya Kamara]
 

[SENIOR CITIZENS SMILE AT #PUPPy ROMPING IN THE MELTING SIDEWALK #SNOW]
 

　
 

WATSON
If you don't mind, what #ingredients are are you putting in today's smoothie?


Fritzbox
#strawberries, peach, #kale, grapes, soya milk, #apple, #bananas, mixed berries, spinach, #honey, orange juice,

WATSON
Are they ALL #raw?

Fritzbox
Yes. #rawfoods #rocks

[SMITTEN COUPLE WALK PASS, HAND IN HAND, GIGGLING]
 
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ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ
Can you taste the kale in the smoothie?

Fritzbox
It depends..

ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ
(laughs)
Depends? Depends on what?

WATSON
I didn't use alot of kale in the #recipes, so
you wont really taste it at all. It has been overpowered by the bananas and mix berries.　

ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ
AWESOME!

[MAN CHASES THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE 5 CENTS HE FOUND ON THE SIDEWALK]



ソチオリンピック
How much #calories, #protein, vitamins, minerals does the smoothie contain?

Fritzbox
Er, erm...I don't know the precise amount for each, but I'd say a 'good amount' of the #nutrients, but not alot of calories.

ソチオリンピック
How do you #craft the smoothie?
　

Fritzbox
I simply purée all the #ingredients in this blender until #change into a #creamy, smooth consistency....


[COUPLE JOG PASS IN MATCHING #BIKINIS]


ソチオリンピック
....Do you have a recipe book?

Fritzbox
Not really. We come up with different smoothie concoctions each day.
　


ソチオリンピック
I don't like kale but I'll try your smoothie since you say #thetaste of the kale in it is not strong.

Fritzbox
It's good; like honey. Try it. It's awesome; regular passers-by admitted that it's their favorite smoothie.

ソチオリンピック
It's time to start #drinking #healthy, I suppose. The sidewalk's Health Store is my inspiration.

FANN WONG
(passer-by)

What's up, ソチオリンピック?? What are you doing at the Health Store?

ソチオリンピック
Here's 'what's up'...drinking healthy...

Fritzbox
At the sidewalk Health Store, of course. It's our mission to inspire the whole sidewalk into healthy drinking. So make sure you tell your sidewalk friends

　
　ソチオリンピック
(beams)Yummy! #Thetaste is hot. That's what Im talkin about.

FANN WONG
Where's mine?

ソチオリンピック
Where's your money?

Fritzbox
Show me the money, Fann, and I'll fill a glass for you. You'll enjoy your walk on the sidewalk - alot better.
　
FANN WONG
Here you go! Make sure you fill my glass...

FRITZBOX
....I'll give you so much, you'll be unabale to drink it off


[ALL LAUGH]

#Superfood ‘banana #smoothie

AT THE sidewalk’s #HealthHouse, #Wireless, aka the sidewalk playboy, crafted a highly #nutritious, insanely delicious, #superfood ‘banana #smoothie’, for #healthfood #nuts; pedestrians and joggers. The heavenly combined #Ingredients ar...e; a #splash of coconut oil, #chia #seeds, ripe bananas, #organic almond milk, #dates, strawberries, vanilla and coconut water. (Subscribe to TVsidewalk - on youtube)

[PEDESTRIAN, AMANDA, WALK DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK IN A ZIG-ZAG FASHION]
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 Ustet
(grunts)
…So much #rawfoods in this blasted smoothie….GROSS! I’m not ready to have my colon TERRORISED.

WIRELESS

(glances at heart-shaped leaf settling on the sidewalk)
 

#Rawfoods are best tasting and guarantee #BetterHealth, especially when they are #organic and #natural.

RAPTORS
I could barely #drink that. Yuck!

AHDE
Looks like a something I wanna try.. It looks so #delicious.

 

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[Cavanna and Faiers; strangers, smile at each other as they walk pass. Wireless, aka the Sidewalk Playboy, SMILES at them]

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CABAYE
 

If you add some Manuka honey to mine, I’ll be happy to buy some

WIRELESS
If I add honey to it, it will become sweeter. Remember, the overly riped bananas and dates that I used, have #sugar in them.

AHDE
I look forward to having mine, just the way you made it.

WIRELESS
That is cool. Give me a minute please.

AHDE

 

 

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[ADULT PEDESTRIAN, Nicky Wu kicks an empty can down the sidewalk]

 

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 Now!

WIRELESS
Okay then….(here you go)

AHDE
Wow! #Thetaste is #healthy …..Delicious. Oh my #goodness! This is my new favourite meal.

Klum:
That’s not a meal!

WIRELESS
For your information, the combined ingredients make it a meal on its own… great #nutrition for dry skin…#Justsaying.
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kick-ass banana-chocolate smoothie

THE irredeeemable raw foods artisan, Simpson, aka the sidewalk playboy, knows how to keep them coming. The sidewalk diaspora just loves his delectable raw foods lunches. Raw living foods is the way forward. His raw foods lunches, with real foods,  always rocks; heaven on earth,  to die for. Just saying.

[POLICEMAN REPRIMANDS CHILD FOR DRAWING HOPSKOTCH GRID ON THE SIDEWALK WITH CHALKS] 

SIMPSON (shakes head in disgust)

Shame on him!

PASSER-BY, Pakatan

He can't be SERIOUS!
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Today's special raw foods lunch is something simple, but inventive with Simpson's personal touch..He has an idea of what foods regular customers and random passers-by like; natural, fresh and raw. Something cute; foods for champions . This will be reflected in the kick-ass smoothie he's crafting for the motherlovers. They need the good carbohydrates.


INGREDIENTS are fresh and has no toxic preservatives:
　
RIPE bananas, strawberries, blackberries, raw honey, mangoes, dates, blueberry, raw powedered peanuts (not calorie dense) pineapple, cold-pressed avocado oil, pomegranate, raw cacao, goji berries, almond milk, cinnamon, raw chocolate, flaxseeds, vegan protein powder and spring water.



[IN THE DISTANCE, AFTER A DOG FINISHED SH*TTING ON THE SIDEWALK, IT'S OWNER KNELT, WIPED THE DOG'S BOTTOM, THEN WALK AWAY, LEAVING THE SH*T BEHIND]



SIMPSON, suited and booted in Comme Des Garcons creations, blends all the ingredients in the spring water. The result;  a smoothie that IS ...something different. Not available in ORDINARY restaurants.


　



　
               [HOURS LATER, PASSERS-BY CUSTOMERS, DROP BY]


　

PHIL

YUCK! No one in their right minds gonna try this. Some of your raw foods lunches scare me.

SIMPSON

He's hating on my smoothie

　
矢部浩之 騒然 (Hiroyuki)

Never mind. He's STILL drinking it

PHIL

Well, I paid for it already, so I might as well get my money's worth.


矢部浩之 騒然 (Hiroyuki)

How does it taste?


PHIL
It's good, actually. I LOVE it. I shoud have waited until I finished before I hate it.

　
SIMPSON

Goodness. It will flatten your tummy and give you more energy. If you want to utilise the full potential of your brain, then raw living foods, like this can do that for you.

BERRY
Not the typical smoothie


PHIL
It actually tasted pretty good though

　

SPEARS

This is the crazIEST smoothie EVER

PHIL

Shut up!

　
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[words by zokaya kamara]

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http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara







　

　

　

　

　

Yummy kale smoothie

THOUSANDS more passers-by will be jumping on the raw foods band wagon. At the Sidewalk Raw Foods Restaurant, a smarty dressed Abraham, aka the sidewalk playboy, is crafting a very healthy, organic smoothie. YUMMY! On this warm, sunny day, everyone will be drooling over it.

[in the distance, a drunkard urinates on the sidewalk in broad day light, in full view of everyone, GROSS]

APRIL

Any pastries on the menu?

ABRAHAM
Sorry. Not healthy enough. We have YUMMY kale chips though.


[Two kids riding bikes in opposite directions on the sidewalk, collide into each other, argue vehemently]

ABRAHAM

If those kids were WALKING on the sidewak, they would'nt crash into each other..

[April rushes into the kitchen, rants and shouts profanities.]

APRIL
How dare you replace the lovely pastries with BORING, tasteless, raw foods.

Abraham
HOW DARE YOU!....
Life is hard...get over it. There is no heat in this kitchen.

APRIL
Whatever!

Abraham
If you can't stand the lack of heat in this kitchen, GET OUT!

APRIL
I have your birthday present, so you better speak to me BETTER.

Abraham
What is it?

APRIL
(burst into laughter)

A bottle of FERMENTED cod liver oil, of course.
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Needless to say, Abraham is using only real, fresh, raw foods for the kale smoothie - ripe bananas, almond milk, soy milk, Apple, peanut butter, cranberries, cinnamon, carrot, mango, cacao, goji berries, avocado,  strawberry, LOTS of kale, lemon, orange and pineapple juices, oh, and  tangerine mineral water.

It takes an hour or so to prepare the smoothie.  He simply throws these good stuffs in the blender. The result - a lush, bad-ass smoothie. It tastes really good. The whole sidewalk is gonna fall in love with it.
Here's to a happier sidewalk. Cheers
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 [words by zokaya kamara]

SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara