Yummy kale smoothie

THOUSANDS more passers-by will be jumping on the raw foods band wagon. At the Sidewalk Raw Foods Restaurant, a smarty dressed Abraham, aka the sidewalk playboy, is crafting a very healthy, organic smoothie. YUMMY! On this warm, sunny day, everyone will be drooling over it.

[in the distance, a drunkard urinates on the sidewalk in broad day light, in full view of everyone, GROSS]

APRIL

Any pastries on the menu?

ABRAHAM
Sorry. Not healthy enough. We have YUMMY kale chips though.


[Two kids riding bikes in opposite directions on the sidewalk, collide into each other, argue vehemently]

ABRAHAM

If those kids were WALKING on the sidewak, they would'nt crash into each other..

[April rushes into the kitchen, rants and shouts profanities.]

APRIL
How dare you replace the lovely pastries with BORING, tasteless, raw foods.

Abraham
HOW DARE YOU!....
Life is hard...get over it. There is no heat in this kitchen.

APRIL
Whatever!

Abraham
If you can't stand the lack of heat in this kitchen, GET OUT!

APRIL
I have your birthday present, so you better speak to me BETTER.

Abraham
What is it?

APRIL
(burst into laughter)

A bottle of FERMENTED cod liver oil, of course.
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Needless to say, Abraham is using only real, fresh, raw foods for the kale smoothie - ripe bananas, almond milk, soy milk, Apple, peanut butter, cranberries, cinnamon, carrot, mango, cacao, goji berries, avocado,  strawberry, LOTS of kale, lemon, orange and pineapple juices, oh, and  tangerine mineral water.

It takes an hour or so to prepare the smoothie.  He simply throws these good stuffs in the blender. The result - a lush, bad-ass smoothie. It tastes really good. The whole sidewalk is gonna fall in love with it.
Here's to a happier sidewalk. Cheers
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 [words by zokaya kamara]

SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara

bomb-ass, diabetic-harmonious raw salad

Electricity on the sidewalk has been switched off while crucial re-surfacing takes place. Check out the news on CNN. Consequently, the sidewalk Sidewalk Cafe will be - OPEN, still. Perhaps, the sidewalk diaspora will suffer contractions when it learn of the cafe's totally new lunch menus. Raw salads. What the hell!

That's right. No FLIPPING desserts or puddings in the near future. All that heat was driving the sidewalk playboy, Andy, MAD. The time is ripe for change; a new diet. Time to start eating onions as if they are apples; apples as if they are pastries. It should be super easy to convert the sidewalk's pastry lovers.

Psy whistles showily as he sweeps the sidewalk. No doubt, CLEAN eating is the way forward; totally raw. Time to change the sidewalk's palete from pastries to real food - OMG - totally raw!
Besides, using just human energy to create raw salads, is more cost effective than baking with electricity. Ovens and stoves have been replaced by new kitchen appliances; cutting boards, Mandolin, sharp knives, spoons and bowls.
　

Right now, the sidewalk playboyy, Andy, is preparing today's bomb-ass, diabetic-harmonious special. Here are the key ingredients; (inexpensive organic) - Lettuce, tomatoes, spinach, tomatoes, broccoli, cauliflower, brussels sprouts, carrots, peppers and onions, garlic, cucumber, orange-colored bell pepper, summer squash and asparagus.


Andy slices vegetabeles very thinly with mandolin. In a large bowl, he mixes olive oil and lemon juice into a creamy consistency. Then he sprinkles liquid with black pepper, and paprika. No FLIPPING salt. Finally, he pour the dressing over the salad. Let it chill until serving time in an hour.


The Sidewalk Cafe smells - vegetable-like but the resulting taste is crunchy, savory, colorful and awesome. Yummy! From now on, the sidewalk diaspora will be begging the sidewalk playboy for more... RAW SALADS.

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SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara