HOMELESS MAN ON SIDEWALK
la ink, Please give...
Raging Bull (to homeless man)
...do you have any food to spare?
Chum
That's mean
Raging Bull
He beg me everday, so why can't I do the same to him. JUST FOR ONCE. I am sick and tired of giving away my money and food everyday to people who look fit enough to work. FUDGE!
HOMELESS(pitifully)
I have not eaten ALL day, can you spare some of your food, PLEASE!
CHUM
That's no problem. Do you eat pasta with greasy dauphinoise potatoes?
HOMELESS
Never. But I'm willing to try it
RAGING BULL
Well, you should try working for it...
CHUM
BULL! Please! If people like him did not live on the sidewalk day and night, who would be the first person to give us a friendly smile?
Raging Bull
Point taken but can't you see he is taking advantage of our kindness? HE ALREADY HAS ABOUT 15 SANDWICHES. LOOK BEHIND HIS DOG.
CHUM
'Our KINDNESS?' You have NEVER given him anything. We did not give him any of those 15 swandwiches, so it's our turn now to show him some kindness as well
RAGING BULL
I wont be fooled by his lies and poetry
CHUM (hands pasta to homeless)
Here you go. Eat your heart out. Never mind him
HOMELESS (sneezes)
Thanks a million. Can I have that ginger beer as well
RAGING BULL (walking away briskly)
You can borrow my sanitizer. His hairy nostrils must be packed with germs
CHUM
Get lost Bull!...Sorry but I have a serious love affair with ginger beer, so I will not be able to part with it. I WOULD FIGHT ANY ANIMAL, MAN OR ANIMAL WHO DARES TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!
RAGING BULL steps on some broken glass and fell on the concrete
RAGING BULL (whimpers)
Ouch!
HOMELESS DOG looks at Bull on the ground and barks excitedly
RAGING BULL
dang worthless dog didn't even try to catch me! A dog is not a man's best friend. This is why get myself a lovely rabbit
HOMELESS (laughs)
You should learn to stand on your own two feet
CHUM (sternly)
Don't be mean to him, he's still my friend
HOMELESS
Sorry. Good bye then
CHUM
You okay Bull
RAGING BULL
Yes, thanks...My bottom hurts. My ankles are swollen. They feel sprain. Elbow looks broken. All I need is a little vodka. it helped me the last time
CHUM
Well, All I have is my little ginger beer...
HOMELESS (scrambles back towards them)
Vodka is good for falls. I have a few bottles from yesterday
CHUM
You have just made fun of him, so I don't think he will accept...
RAGING BULL
The fall did not hurt my mouth so let me defend myself, please. I think I will ACCEPT it, thanks.
CHUM
His elbow LOOKS broken, so let me hold the vodka for him
RAGING BULL
My elbow FEELS fine. Give me my vodka please
HOMELESS
Calm down you two. Dwarves and prostitutes fought on this same spot. People have been murdered here. So on second thoughts, I think I should keep my vodka. I don't wanto to instigate a crime or violent behaviour
RAGE
Get lost!...And tell whoever threw broken glass on the sidewalk, I am gonna give them a proper beating. I don't mess around. When I am fighting, I am dangerous. I am not a pedestrian anyone should mess with.
DOG whines
CHUM
Tell them to throw their broken glass on the street. Not on the FUDGEING sidewalk. If I catch anyone doing it again, when I finish with them, they will wish they were born at a different time
DOG barks
HOMELESS
I think this will teach them a lesson. They'll be so frightened they will never break the law or throw glass on the sidewalk again.
CHUM
I will let off the miscreant this time. But never again. I have eyes all over this sidewalk, so noone do anything without me noticing
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