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SCENE 5
Location: on a sidewalk
Characters: Rage and his sycophantic chums
Rage is power walking with his chums. It's very early in the morning so the street is deserted.
RAGE(sighs)
Ah! No turtles in sight.....to slow us down. Wonderful!
CHUM
Stress free, refreshing..
CHUM
Just what the doctor ordered for me
They cackle
RAGE
The reason why we HARDLY get anywhere on time is because, there are ALWAYS too many people clogging the sidewalk - holding us up.....
CHUM
...... and very few on the trains and buses .
CHUM
They are the reason why it takes ages to get off a plane...they just dawdle
RAGE
People taking their time to walk as if they are in a state funeral procession makes me go crazy
CHUM
I know. This is how it is supposed to be on the sidewalk at ALL TIMES....JUST US
CHUM
No turtles, no snails, no zombies...
They giggle.
RAGE
By the way guys, I got some action yesterday....
CHUM
Don’t lie! Who was she?
RAGE
It was not a she. It was a he
CHUM
You surprise me. I had no idea you would walk in that direction
RAGE
Very funny. Cut it out guys. It’s not what you're thinking.
CHUM
So WHAT is it then?
RAGE
You know I am not a violent person but a slow-walking pedestrian forced me to resort to PHYSICAL violence....
CHUM
Oh no!
CHUM
He must have done something dreadful for you to be so violent towards him
RAGE
Exactly! A pensioner politely asked him to hurry up because she wanted to catch the post office before it closed. He cursed her; called her a pensioner, then kicked her stick out of her hands.
CHUM
That’s dreadful
CHUM
So you punched his fudgeing face?
RAGE
I was in such a rage. I asked him if he knew how it felt to be punched and head-butted by a brisk-walking pedestrian.
CHUM
You were very brave
RAGE
Actually, he was fat, so I knew he could not chase me
Chums laughter pierce the air. Other pedestrians look at them strangely.
CHUM
So what happened next?
CHUM
You punched him in his fudgeing face?
RAGE
I simply walked away - very briskly, daring him to catch me...Not surprisingly, he didn’t even try.
Chums roar
CHUM
Well done for standing up to him like a man.
CHUM
He deserved some punches in his fudgeing face. Anyone who victimizes defenceless old ladies should DIE
RAGE
If more people do the same, there'd be no injustice in the world.
CHUM
Absolutely none! Proud to say, you are my hero
CHUM
What that monster did was uncool, so anyone who stood by and did nothing should have been punched in their fudgeing faces.
RAGE
Amen
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