Location: on a sidewalk near tourists attraction
Characters: Rage, tourists, locals
Scene 4
Tourists and locals dawdling on the sidewalk. Rage is fuming behind them. He takes out his loud speaker to address them.
RAGE
Hello visitors, especially those walking like chafed penguins, Try walking a little faster or GO TO HELL. Refrain from halting in the middle of the blooming sidewalk just to LOOK AT MAPS, or take photographs of the statue. If you NEED to see a picture of it, just do a search on google. Why should it take me 5 minutes to walk 50 yards when I can do it in a few seconds. Grrrrrrrrrrr!
RAGE
And you locals, don’t feel left out, especially you mothers who are using your pushchairs to horizontally block the blooming sidewalk while you rummage your bag for god knows what. One more thing, I am sick and tired of being stuck behind this idiot who is WALKING SO SLOW, he must be admiring some rare species of ants on the sidewalk.
RAGE
If you're going to walk slow or clog up the sidewalk, don't walk in the damn middle, move to one side so people can pass and at least be good looking.
RAGE
Chafed penguins!
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fireworks, here are a few examples of your lack of manners:You do not remark that you do not have enough food http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-ALL-That-RAGE-series/187046614676051
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