SELF-STYLED retard, OLLY, dropped his bottom on NEIGHBORING sidewalk bench. He yanked off a shoes and sock immediately. His foot is a decrepit crocodile's back. SMELL of mildew, garbage and farts,wafted, hovered over the chums' heads. Passers-by covered their noses with hands, while HURRYING pass the benches.
STEELER
(to female pedestrian with cherubic face, dazzling smile and ACCUSING eyes)
It's not US, it's HIM!(points at OLLY)
MILEY
(gives OLLY filthy glare, retches)
YUCK!I admit, your foot smell nasty. Are you trying to KILL us? ..Feel Like I'm gonna vomit soon..I'll shed some tears first.
The RETARD let off a priggish..... grin.
MILA
(cover nose with tissue, cough excessively loud)
HEY. CRETIN. Your'e spoiling my pop-corn appetite
OLLY
GET LOST Loser!
MILA
what the hell?
OLLY
You can go to HELL (starts cutting toe nails)
MILEY
Oh No! What's he doing now?
STEELER
Excuse me! That is so NASTY!...this is not an APPROPRIATE time or place to cut your dirty nails
OLLY
I'm clipping them RIGHT HERE. NOT somewhere else...It's not the time or place to open your DIRTY mouth
MILEY
(points at OLLY, strenuously)
You are driving the tourists away, you selfish....person
OLLY
You GET LOST also!
BITS OF TOE NAILS FLY ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK BENCHES
STEELER
How gross....I suggest you control those...'things'
MILEY
You make me sick. you'll have to reimburse us for our popcorn. It's you who contaminated them
OLLY
(finishes cutting nails, put on shoe, walks away, cackling)
NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS! Same time, same BENCH tomorrow. I'll clipped nails on my other feet
then
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