BRADLEY: You don't normally walk it to work.
JOKER: I got unceremoniously frog-marched off the bus
BRADLEY: What for?
JOKER: Laughing everi 5 minutes
BRADLEY hastened his steps, then looked at him quizzically.
JOKER: Boris Johnson's DELIGHTFUL voice on the bus's intercom. EVERY 5 MINUTES!
BRADLEY: (cackled) YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT OUT! Did he sound bizarre?
JOKER: FREAKS ME OUT PROPERLY! While other OIKS, sorry, passengers merely cringed and grunted when the recording came on, I could'nt help bursting into laughter.I'm sorry for those on longer journeys..
BRADLEY: Boris Johnson making announcements on the buses...
JOKER:...and on the DLR and Tube as well
BRADLEY: UGH! What the hell is going on?
JOKER: Exactly what commuters needed on public transport during london 2102 olympics - The mayor greeting you with "hi folks."
BRADLEY: HE'S HILARIOUS. Please let us take the bus back from work. I will join you
JOKER: No chance! I'm gonna take the mayor's advice and walk it both TO and FROM work. So you don't join me. I'LL JOIN YOU
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DAVID:
The man is everywhere. UGH! I was very tempted to punch the passenger sitting next to me. He got away because he looked as if he could defend himself.
CHAD:(teases)
I can sense your delight
DAVID:
You believe I got delight from hearing Boris's voice on repeat EVERY 5 MINUTES? Each time I hear it, I jump in fright. UGH!
CHAD:
So long as I leave my radio behind, I can walk on the sidewalk with peace of mind.
DAVID:
I feel quite jealous of you
CHAD:
No need. You have a clear choice. You don't have to take the buses or trains, just walk with me from now on.
DAVID:
TRUST ME! You'll never walk alone. I must escape Boris somehow. Why would they use Boris voice in this way?
CHAD:
I think they intended to scare passengers off public transport and onto the sidewalk...
DAVID:
He's scaring out of London....Soon the sidewalk will be packed with lots of damn LEMMINGS.
CHAD:(calmly)
Have you consider Boris's advice to work from home?
DAVID:
No offence, but my job is pertinent and purposeful, it CAN'T be done from home
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DAVID:
The man is everywhere. UGH! I was very tempted to punch the passenger sitting next to me. He got away because he looked as if he could defend himself.
CHAD:(teases)
I can sense your delight
DAVID:
You believe I got delight from hearing Boris's voice on repeat EVERY 5 MINUTES? Each time I hear it, I jump in fright. UGH!
CHAD:
So long as I leave my radio behind, I can walk on the sidewalk with peace of mind.
DAVID:
I feel quite jealous of you
CHAD:
No need. You have a clear choice. You don't have to take the buses or trains, just walk with me from now on.
DAVID:
TRUST ME! You'll never walk alone. I must escape Boris somehow. Why would they use Boris voice in this way?
CHAD:
I think they intended to scare passengers off public transport and onto the sidewalk...
DAVID:
He's scaring out of London....Soon the sidewalk will be packed with lots of damn LEMMINGS.
CHAD:(calmly)
Have you consider Boris's advice to work from home?
DAVID:
No offence, but my job is pertinent and purposeful, it CAN'T be done from home
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