BOBBY debut PRESENTATION on sidewalk's multifarious espièglerie

INTRODUCTION.
Bobby's minimum-waged work colleague,Jennifer, describes herself on her twitter profile as "model, actress, and TV Presenter. Bobby dismisses these descriptions as arrant nonsense. 'Which proper TV Presenter, he argues, 'holds a full time minimum wage job?' "ME", Jennifer shouts.


BOBBY:

You do have a full time minimum wage but your'e NOT a TV Presenter, for Christ sake. I have NEVER seen you on TV; I've only seen you WATCHING it. UGH


(mimics)

Whatever! Hater!



BOBBY:

Whatever(mimics)If she allow me to rewrite her profile description, I'd precede those titles with WANNABE. That is; wannabe model, wannabe actress, wannabe TV PResenter



(mimics Jennifer's voice)

That's harsh



BOBBY:

That's true



(mimics)

Oh, so you agree that you are being harsh to me



BOBBY:

NO. I'm agreeing that its true that you're none of the things you say you are on your profile; youre just a WANNABE



(GASPS)



BOBBY:

Of course, if I wanna be nice to her, instead of describing her as a 'wannabe model', I'd be euphemious, by simply calling her an 'AS...PIRING model.'


APPLAUSE




BOBBY:

I would never describe myself on my twitter profile as sidewalk model, actor, and sidewalk TV Presenter, but I'll tell you to your face 'I'm all of the above.'


Model?


BOBBY:

of course...Take a look at my modish clothes; printed, bright and patterned.....straight off the sidewalk. You should see me strutting my stuff...from point A to point B on the sidewalk...to my minimum wage job...to the supermarket....wearing these.


LAUGTHTER



You must be the brokest model of all time. You walk EVERYWHERE. You can't afford a car, let alone a taxi...



BOBBY:

I KNOW


LAUGHTER




BOBBY:

Atleast I'm having fun



(angrily)

Are you saying that 'proper' models DON'T have fun



BOBBY:

HELL NO! I'm saying YOU are not having fun


I think your'e just a WANNABE


LAUGHTER




BOBBY:

HOW RUDE. HOW AUDACIOUS. you could be more euphemious by using the word ASPIRING....Atleast, I WANNABE something


UPROAR


BOBBY:

Anyway, you LOT got the point, so I'm gonna stop the damn introduction now and get on with the meat of the matter.



APPLAUSE


BOBBY:

I strutted up and down the sidewalk today, so get your popcorn ready...I'm ready to share the sidewalk's multifarious espièglerie with you all.



APPLAUSE



BOBBY: (mimics car horn)

A taxi pulled up alongside the sidewalk with 4 passengers inside. The driver not noticing that his last passenger, was still trying to alight, started to drive off


TRAPPED PASSENGER, TIM: (banging on back of driver's seat)

LET ME IN, PLEASE


DRIVER: (confused expression on face)

WHAT!



TIM:

LET ME OUT!

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