Monday 2 April 2012

passengers wait imperturbably for the bus to move off

The bus finally come.Passengers muscle themselves on.Justin Lee picks a fight with the driver. She argues with him for minutes while other passengers wait imperturbably for the bus to move off.Absorbed pedestrians stops for the free entertanement.


Justin Lee:

All the other buses are running on time except you


Joey:

How much longer before this bus get moving?


Mark:

LEAVE THE DRIVER ALONE


Kristen:

(shouts from the back) Thank you


Justin Lee:

You know how long I've been waiting?


Joe:(on phone)

I dont know when I will reach ...



Kristen:(springs up angrily from seat, dashes down the aisle)

GET THE BUS MOVING PLEASE!


Joey:

You have been waiting for 15 minutes like this woman, so don't get involve. She has rights


Justin Lee:

I'm bound to be late for work again due to stupid drivers like you. What's ypur badge number. I must complain to your superiors.


Mark:

DON'T SPEAK TO THE DRIVER WHILE THE BUS IS MOVING


Justin Lee:

IS THE BUS MOVING, YOU IDIOT?


MARK:

Shut up BITCH. If you stop distract the driver, he'll get the chance to leave


Katie:(barely audible)

my child is on the bus, so please refrain from using disgusting swear words


AUTOMATED VOICE ANNOUNCES THAT THE BUS IS NOW OUT OF SERVICE




PASSENGERS MUTTER SWEAR WORDS AS THEY SCAMPER OFF THE BUS


Katie:

I don't want want my child to hear such language


Justin Lee:

Well, for your information, pedestrians do not use such language on he sidewalk. So next time WALK TO YOUR DESTINATION



This sucks


What's the point of getting to the damn bus stop on time? Such a waste of time. UGH!


Someone should sue the bus company


For what? Don't be daft


My worse birhtday EVER



ONE PASSENGER RUSHES TO THE DRIVER WINDOW


Is the bus out of service now?


NO REPLY FROM DRIVER


IS THE BUS OUT OF SEWRVICE OR WHAT


NO REPLY



So you have no respect for passengers? IS THE BUS OUT OF SERVICE OR WHAT?



DRIVER'S REPLY IS INAUDIBLE


LOOK ON THE SIDEWALK. ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE ON THE BUS. Well, are you gonna apologse to them? That passenger uses a stick. Are you gonna get your ass on the sidewalk and help her get back on the bus.


MARK:

LEAVE THE DRIVER ALONE. Let him do his job.

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