EAVESDROPPER Jason Wu:
I've been walking on the sidewalk for ages and everyone I tries to hobnob with, has been talking about the DAMN snow. EVERYONE! Who the hell started this solecism! The only thing I have seen so far is lots of dogs' shit. NO SNOW. UGH!
DESCHANEL:
Why are you walking, don’t you have a car?
CLIFFORD:
WHO ARE YOU? And why are YOU walking? Don’t you have a car?
DESCHANEL:
I just need the motivation for my Zumba lessons. If I don't, tomorrow I'll have to spend a few hours on the running machine.
CLIFFORD:
I have no ride but I can't stay home all day without my supply of junk food.
DESCHANEL:
Aiming to get bigger and better this year?
CLIFFORD:
YES. I mean NO. no and yes.
DESCHANEL:
Make up your mind man...By the way, what's your na...?
DESCHANEL SLIDES ON SLIPPERY ICE. STARBUCKS COFFEE SPLASHES ALL OVER HIS BODY
DESCHANEL:
...Ouch!
EAVESDROPPER Jason Wu GRINS QUIETLY, CLIFFORD CACKLES
CLIFFORD:
What on earth....? Are you hurt? BURNT?
DESCHANEL:
I took ONLY one sip of it. Such a waste. GRRR!
CLIFFORD:
ARE YOU HURT?
DESCHANEL:
I don't know. let me check
EAVESDROPPER Jason Wu: (chuckles, stage whispers)
Good thing I brought my Android phone. Filmed it all. This deserves an instant post to YouTube. I can't wait to see the action unfolds in slow motion. Anyway, time to go about my business. Stupid snow, it's safer to walk on the road than on the sidewalk. Can you believe it? GRRR!
(walks on snow side of sidewalk)
The sidewalk is so DAMN dirty. We need lots of rain to get it clean. Not lots of DAMN SNOW. UGH! I love it though. It never rains but it snows.
IN THE DISTANCE, CHILDREN HURL SNOWBALLS ON PASSING VEHICLES
(mutters) It's impossible to walk through all this snow. If only these young people would get some shovels and get rid of it instead of just being plain silly and LAZY.
My kids are no better. They were still in their pyjamas, watching reruns of Scooby-Doo when I left home. UGH! My wife shovelled the snow like a man. Her stamina is awesome. Shoveling snow is not an easy task. I am not fond of snow. I HATE driving in it. I decided to go for a stroll before I got bored of doing nothing.
I was about to say you're kids needs a good whipping.But YOU'RE no better! GRRR!
TWO SENIOR CITIZENS SWEEPS AWAY SNOW
Now one understands how LAZY and silly these children are. These senior citizens are SHOWING THEM UP.
(smiles tearfully)
What's wrong?
POINTS AT CHILDREN USING LOTS OF SNOW TO WRITE 'SMILE' ON THE SIDEWALK
ahhhhh!
Makes me feel SO happy. You'll not believe it, and I can't explain it. I wish the sidewalk would light up now aqnd EVERYONE could get this incredible feeling.
Me too. I just feel like grabbing this lamp-post and dancing with it....
...PLEASE DON'T!
(Runs off)
I know what I'll do
What's that? And where are you going?
HOME to help my wife. That will make her smile
That's what husbands and kids are for. So get the kids off the damn computer, and let them help also.
EAVESDROPPER Jason Wu:
Moving on swiftly. If it continues snowing like this, it could be a white......2012 Christmas!!
Excuse me, would you like some help?
That was quick. I just started a few minutes ago. You’re such a gentleman!
He’s no gentleman. I’m the one who is struggling, yet he passed me as if I didn’t exist. Could it be because your'e young and slim, and I’m...well, middle-aged and pregnant?
(neighbour shouts from window)
You DAMN moron! We waited so long for the snow. So why the HELL are you clearing it away.
EXCUSE ME!She has every right to clear the damn snow from her gate. so GET LOST!
(smiles)
Thank you
You're welcome..And I'd love to help you, if you'll still give me the chance
Of course! I'm still mad though.... Kidding.
GREAT! Since she loves the snow so much, I suggest we pile up all the shovelled snow at her gate entrance.
What if she call the police
Just say her house was being ROBBED and you wanted to trap the thieves.
LAUGHTER
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