EAVESDROPPER Vanna WAS ABOUT TO WALK PASS THE BUS STOP BUT SENSES INTRIGUE.
SAJAK:(just arriving)
Have you seen any 'B' bus? sorry to bother you
Amy:(smiles)
It's fine. The last 2 buses were 'A' buses. God knows what machinations the 'B' bus operators have up their sleeves. Their system is so moribund. UGH!
SAJAK: (nods in agreement)
Have you noticed how hubristic they have become since they got a pay rise?
Amy:
what?
SAJAK:
NEVER MIND!
SAJAK STARTS TALKING TO HIMSELF. Amy TAKES FEW STEPS AWAY.
BUS APPROACHES
SAJAK:(runs to Amy's side)
I knew it would be another A bus. What happen to the damn B buses? Same thing happened yesterday. Everyday it makes me angrier and angrier. GRRR!
Amy SMILES AWKWARDLY AND LOOKS AWAY WHEN THEIR EYES MEET. EAVESDROPPER Vanna SMIRKS. He STOPS WALKING EVEN THOUGH HE HAS NO INTENTION OF TAKING A BUS.
SAJAK: (mutters to himself)
I HATE rain! (to Amy)Do you like waiting in the rain?
Amy SHAKES HEAD, THEN HURRIES TO THE BIN. SEARCHES HER POCKET DESPERATELY BUT FINDS NO RUBBISH.
ANOTHER BUS APPEARS IN THE DISTANCE. EAVESDROPPER Vanna PRAYS IT WILL BE ANOTHER 'A' BUS.
SAJAK:
Another 'A' bus? what the hell! I HATE my life, especially living in this town. GRRR!.
EAVESDROPPER Vanna TRIES TO DISGUISE HIS AMUSEMENT.
SAJAK notices A PASSENGER MAKING REPEATED TRIPS ON THE BUS FOR HER BAGS. EAVESDROPPER Vanna ESTIMATES TO BE 15.
SAJAK:(jumps on bus and picks up a bag)
I'd like to help you
NO ANSWER
SAJAK:(louder)
Would you like some help?
(barks) NO! GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF MY POSSESSION..GET LOST!
SAJAK:
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU HUBRISTIC SON OF A BITCH!
DRIVER MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH EAVESDROPPER Vanna. THEY BOTH GRIN
DRIVER:
NEVER offer help to anyone in this town!
SAJAK: (hisses teeth)
You shut up! My monthly salary is five times yours.
DRIVER: you sound like a LOSER to me
CHEERS AND LAUGHTER
FINALLY, FINISHES TRANSPORTING HER BAGS TO THE SIDEWALK. EAVESDROPPER LOOKS AT WATCH. RUNNING A LITTLE LATE, BUT DECIDES TO WAIT AROUND A LITTLE LONGER TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
GRRRR!
EAVESDROPPER Vanna HISSES TEETH WHEN HE NOTICES 'A' BUS COMING.
SAJAK:
Come on driver. get this damn bus moving. You've been waiting here for almost 3 minutes now. DON'T PISS ME OFF TODAY.
Amy:
And will you close the DAMN door please? IT'S FREEZING!
(sits beside AMY) TELL HIM MY FRIEND.
Amy: (shouts)
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I'm not your FRIEND. I regret speaking to you in the first place. Should never speak to strangers at bus stops. I don't even know you! take your solipsism elsewhere.
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