MARTINEZ: (sighs frustratingly, changes gear)
I don't blame you if you excoriate me but I have to let you know, I'm one step behind in my New Year's resolution.
CHER:
...a very slow progress indeed. But I have no vitriotic remark to make because you're not the only one avoiding gyms NOW. They're so packed with new year's resolution fanatics. I'm sure they'll be empty in a few weeks. But I can't wait so long, so I've been going for brisks walks early mornings. You could join me.
MARTINEZ:
I HATE getting out of bed in the mornings. Even my dog refuses to walk me to the door that UNGODLY time of the day. UGH!
CHER: (giggles from the backseat)
Oh! You could walk in the evenings then
MARTINEZ: (lights up a cigarette)
TOO DARK; scares the living daylights out of me
CHER:
Well, you just have to do it during your hour-long lunch periods
MARTINEZ:
I tried that the other day. Too much temptations on my way back; Macdonalds, KFC, kebabs and other fast food shops. UGH!
CHER:
I can't help you then, sorry...Oh! I know. You could buy Zumba for the Wii, then do the sessions at home with your kids
MARTINEZ:
I hear the sessions are quite intense and I lack coordination...So I'm terrified my kids will record me then post it on youtube.
CHER:
You wont be embarrassed. I promise....Just do it when they're out. You don't have to get the movements right. As long as you're moving, nothing else matters. Plus, it's great fun. I started last week. my goal is to look better than the damn AVATAR instructors. I'm tired of looking like a catfish.
MARTINEZ:
I don't know if it will work for me. But well done on your effort and good luck with your goal.
CHER:
Thanks, but you can do it also.
MARTINEZ: (looks for parking space)
Okay. I'll do it. Then I'll show my kids how it's done...By the way, you don't look like a rotund catfish. I can see your hard work and determination is paying off.
CHER:(gets out of car)
GREAT! You're points ahead of them already.
MARTINEZ: (locks car door with keys)
May I borrow your WII Zumba Fitness DVD, for a month...I'd like to try it before I buy it
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