Saturday 18 August 2012

a must NOT read, for dog lovers


A HOMELESS man suffered a sudden seizure on the sidewalk. With a view to revive him, the sidewalk police interveened. The homeless man's pitbull, mistakenly thinking, its owner was being attacked, charged at the police. Onlookers watched in horror as a police officer opened fire on the defenseless dog. Pandemonium broke loose among the throng of onlookers.


BRADY:

POLICE BRUTALITY!


Dunkin' Donuts:

She was ONLY trying to protect him, as any faithful dog would have done. They didnt have to shoot her.


A Police Officer:

She was trying to kill US


KRISTIN:

Instead of shooting the innocent dog, you could have called Animal Control, you stupid ANIMAL!


JOEY:

WHAT THE HELL!


Pussy:

To Hell with the police!


Rihanna:

How's the dog

KIM:

Is the dog ok

KRISTEN:

Is it still alive

Let's call an ambulance for the dog before it dies

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POLICE: STAND BACK PLEASE!


ZEEK:

Everyone is going crazy because a threatening dog got shot, what about the poor homeless. Anyone wanna know how he's doing? You all acting like the dog's life is more important than that of a human being. GET A LIFE!

KIM:

I can't believe the police shoot the dog, what's the world coming to?

Vanessa:

If it was my dog, I'd institute legal proceeding against the police department.

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WILLIAM:

If they felt, they had to shoot the dog, they could have shot her in the leg, instead of in the head.


AIR:

Let the police do their jobs. if the man had a seizure, then he was finished anyway. Besides, he was homeless, so what's the point of him?



Vanessa:

This is so sad. You are even sadder. Have you no heart?


Idler:

Horrible day!


ZEEK:

What did you want the police to do? Stand there and be mauled to death by this ferocious dog? They have a right to defend themselves. A pitbull is a very vicious animal.


Pussy:

PREJUDICE!!!!


PHELPS:

They had no right to make the poor animal suffer so much and so long before it died


ZEEK:

I can't dispute that.


KRISTEN:

Poor dog died out of sheer loyalty for its owner


KRISTIN:

I'm a animal lover, through and through. My dog brings so much joy to my life. I'd die if she is killed, especially out of loyalty to me. But I understand why the police.......


PUSSY:

.......SNITCH!!!!!!


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Wednesday 15 August 2012

Riding bicycle on sidewalk

WALKING on the sidewalk is arguably, the safest means of getting around. No angry motowrists hurling abuse or threatening physical violence. However, there is no antidote for the vituperation, a jingoistic or abstemious sidewalk darling will mete out, if you cross him/her. So watch out for those pedestrians'  tongues -  and fists.

BICYCLE TYRES SCREECH ON SIDEWALK, PEDESTRIAN AND DOG RUN FOR COVER


MARS:

CYCLE LANE! Use the Cycle lane. I mean GET THE HELL OFF THE SIDEWALK!


PHILIP:

Why the HELL are you riding your bicycle all over the sidewalk? There is a safe cycle lane RIGHT THERE, yet you RETARD, choose to ride on the sidewalk. Your'e gonna unlawfully run over an innocent pedestrian. UGH!


POWERBALL:

Sorry. I hit the gear shift by mistake. So I lost control of the bicycle. Besides, its not safe to ride in the cycle lanes around here. Motorists are always running over cyclists in the cycle lane.


PHILIP:

I don't care. If you don't know how to ride a bicycle PROPERLY, you should leave your bicycle at home..Your'e an adult for, heaven sake, you should be a role model. So where is your helmet?


POWERBALL:

A helmet?  it's sweltering and you want me to wear a damn helmet? Are you nuts?


PHILIP: (keying numbers on blackberry)

The police will decide who is nuts...


POWERBALL:

.....Please don't call the police. I don't wanna get another official warning, today.



PHILIP:

Don't worry, when I explain what happened, the police WONT give you an official warning, they will just give you a ticket.....You'll never  learn that when you ride, you should be on the cycle lane, UNLESS, you're taught a lesson.


POWERBALL:

Whatever!!! Snitch...Those DOUCHE could never catch me, anyway, so go ahead and call them. They love burghers too muchFrankly, I don't see what's the fuss about. if I hit a pedestrian, he/she will get away with few scratches. On the other hand, if a motorists hit me in the cycle lane, I'd die



PHILIP:

Whatever!

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