ONE ratiocinates why people spend so much money on a packet of cigarette, then litter the sidewalk with the butts. Do they even have the right to do that? Such a waste of money. They might say it's no bug deal but someone has to pick up the pieces. UGH!
Aniston locks car door, then hurries in the bank with a lit cigarette in hand.
SECURITY Jermaine: (shouts, points to sidewalk)
OUT!
Aniston:
Sorry! I'll get rid of it. (throws burning cigarrete on the sidewalk, stomps on it, heads back inside)
PASSING PEDESTRIAN, Susan: (shakes head in annoyance)
Susan:
LITTER BUG! That's disgusting! It belongs in the rubbish bin.
Aniston:
GET LOSS you TWIT. I just endured what was probably the most stressful 55 minutes of my life. I needed the cigarrete to cool me down.
Susan:
That's your prerogative, but littering the sidewalk with the butt, especially when there is a bin, is so wrong. NO ONE is safe if he/she annoy me by like this
Aniston:
People who hate cigarette butts are TWITS.
Susan:
People like YOU, who ingenuously litter the sidewalk with cigarette butts are TWITS. I HATE them. Drive me INSANE. It takes just a little consideration to be a good pedestrian. It can't be that hard to dispose of your cigarette buts in a responsible way.
Aniston:
You are NUTS! Mind your business
Susan:
That's what I'm doing. (picks up butt and toss it in the bin). YUCK! (smells hand) My hand smells of cigarette smoke, and I'm a non-smoker.
Aniston:
Next time I'm sure you will BUTT OUT!(cackles)
HOMELESS MAN, D'Antoni, RETRIEVES CIGARETTE BUTT FROM THE BIN AND RE-LIGHTS IT.
Susan:
YUCK!
ANISTON cackless louder
Susan:
Thank God, I'm not you, LITTER BUG! keep the sidewalk beautiful. DON'T LITTER (peering in onlookers' faces) smokers put your cigarette butts where they belong.
ANISTON:
Or else what?
Susan:
I'll personally KICK YOUR BUTT!
ANISTON: (forcing his way through bank's door)
Dream on...let me in please. I just came out to dispose of my cigarette butt.
JERMAINE:
Sorry sir. The bank is now closed. Come back tomorrow.
ANISTON:
But...But..
Susan walks away laughing unashamedly.
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