Wednesday 16 May 2012

Sweep talk her

Sidewalk sweeper Mick,is in his 70s and happily married. Sidewalk vendor Rachel, is in her 50s and happily married also. Nevertheless, it seams no one can expostulate with him about the futility of charming her each week. She revels in the attention; simply can't get enough. Intensely amused Chuck, Rachel's assistant, can't get enough of the flirtatious espièglerie.



Chuck:(chuckles at sight of Mick sweeping sidewalk two stalls away)

Your admirer is coming



RACHEL:(smiles sheepishly)

 I know. It's a good thing I bought some milk at the shop this morning.



Chuck:

 ....planning to make him his usual cup of tea?



 RACHEL:

 Of course



 Chuck:

 As usual, that will make his day SHE SMILES



 Chuck:(teases) I think we'll do better business on the sidewalk if we stop promoting New car deals and euromillions and start a dating service


RACHEL:(sarcasm)

Ha ha Ha..Very funny!



JAKE POURS THE RUBBISH INTO HIS LITTEL CART AND LEANS THE BROOM AGAINST THE SIDEWALK BENCH




 JAKE:

Morning all! (tipped his hat to Rachel) Morning Rachel



Chuck:(wide grin on his face)

 Morning


 RACHEL:

Good morning Mick


Jake:

Your looking lovely today, as usual




 RACHEL:

Thank you....Would you like a cup of tea?



 Jake:(takes her hands and peer in her eyes)

 ONLY if it's made by YOU



 RACHEL:

 Of course.



Chuck grins widely.


RACHEL brings a chair for Jake to sit on while tea.



 Jake:

This is my favourite stall on the sidewalk.....(to Rachel) especially when YOU are here



 Customers smile in bafflement, Chuck laughs out loudly



 Chuck:

That's a classic, no wonder you ALWAYS sweep this area much cleaner



 Jake:

 ..How many of you are working today?


RACHEL:

Three of us working today



Chuck:(playfully)

 Of course, Rachel is one in a million


 JAKE:(hands 3 different fruits to Rachel)

She is TWO in a million



Rachel giggles.


 CHUCK:(cackles)

 I stand corrected



Rachel brings the tea and some cakes she made at home to Jake.


Mick:(pointing on the Miss World Canada on the cover of OK magazine. She is stunning



RACHEL: She is


 Mick:(beams)

 NOt as stunning as you though. Did ANYONE tell you this morning how BEAUTIFUL you are?



 Rachel:(smiles broadly)

 Not really



 Mick: Well,



CHuck kneels behind the stall and attempts to stifle his guffaw.


 CHUCK:(whispers conspiratorily to Mick while Rachel serves customer)

You should ask her out



 MICK:(peers philosophically down the sidewalk)

 Leave it to me son



 CHUCK serves customer but keeps eyes and ears on the lovebirds. He chuckles when they did their usual good bye hugs



 Rachel:

 Oh, this feels so nice


 AFTER Mick left.


 Chuck:

 Did he ask you out?


 Rachel:

No



Chuck:

Ahhh! He got cold feet...Would you have said yes?



Rachel:

 No. He has a wife, and I have a husband, so I would have to decline


 Chuck:

 That would break his heart. You could at least take A chance on him.


Rachel:

 He's very sweet but no.


Chuck:

I like him a lot as well. You can tell he was a charmer when he was a young man. I wish he was my grand father


Rachel:

he makes me feel so special each week, I often wonder how can I repay him


Chuck:

 Buy him a birthday gift.



Rachel:

 I bought him a xmas card last year....

Chuck: I wonder if he shows it to his wife. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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