Not an illustrious find at all

Sidewalk chums, Birdman, David and Hollande are gleeful. They find soemthing on the sidewalk which looks quite illustrious. A small box with 20 sets of rusty keys. Each key has a label; 1-Lord and Saviour, 2- The Moon, 3-Stockings, 4-Absorption, 5-Candice, 6-My Husband, 7-Self-esteem, 8-Asparagus, 9-Domino table, 9-Vinegar, 10-Rabbit tooth, 11-Raincoat, 12-A sword, 13-a nightmare, 14-A challenge, 15-Human intestine, 16-Coriander, 17-A sunrise, 18-Big toe....



Hollande:(points at small box lying on sidewalk)

LOOK! It MUST be jewellery inside the box. I wander who lost it. (looks around curiously)



David:

WHO CARES? We are rich! Tired of landlords and sharing house with strangers, Tired of feeling like DREGS


Hollande:

 ....No offence Birdman, but I'm tired of walking up and down the sidewalk behind you, like a darn BIRDBRAIN. The time is ripe for a scooter. It seems our breakthrough has finally come, David. So grin all you want



 Birdman:

 Calm down guys. Lets go over to the bench and see what's inside



 David:(thunders)

WHAT THE HELL? A bunch of keys with name tags? ugh!


 Birdman:

This name tags are weird....A SWORD, THE MOON, CORIANDER, ABSORPTION...



Hollande: A SUNRISE, Big toe....



 David:

VINEGAR?... DOMINO TABLE....I bet the owner is CRAZY



Birdman:

What we gonna do with it?



 David:

I have a feeling this could bring us bad-luck. Let is THROW IT IN THE BIN


 Hollande:

 Are you mad? That's what will bring us bad luck. Someone has to keep it. NOT ME!


 Birdman:

Me neither:


David: well, that was not my idea



Birdman: I know it's naughty


DAVID:

 Let's hear it...we'll be the judge of that


 Birdman: Let's bring back the neighbour's piece of board, then leave this THING there as well



Hollande:

That's very naughty.



David:

I like it. Let them deal with it


 Hollande:

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