the sidewalk's Health Store

CRAVING for a glass of #superfood #smoothie that both look and #TASTE good, #vitamins and #minerals packed? It's not neccessary to buy yourself a #blender. Nothing TASTE better than the YUMMY, #beauty and #health smoothies that, Fritzbox, a...ka, the sidewalk playboy, crafts everyday at the sidewalk's Health Store. These smoothies are perfect for joggers, brisk walkers and even the blasted slow walkers on the sidewalk.

[Health Editor - Zokaya Kamara]
 

[SENIOR CITIZENS SMILE AT #PUPPy ROMPING IN THE MELTING SIDEWALK #SNOW]
 

　
 

WATSON
If you don't mind, what #ingredients are are you putting in today's smoothie?


Fritzbox
#strawberries, peach, #kale, grapes, soya milk, #apple, #bananas, mixed berries, spinach, #honey, orange juice,

WATSON
Are they ALL #raw?

Fritzbox
Yes. #rawfoods #rocks

[SMITTEN COUPLE WALK PASS, HAND IN HAND, GIGGLING]
 
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ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ
Can you taste the kale in the smoothie?

Fritzbox
It depends..

ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ
(laughs)
Depends? Depends on what?

WATSON
I didn't use alot of kale in the #recipes, so
you wont really taste it at all. It has been overpowered by the bananas and mix berries.　

ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ
AWESOME!

[MAN CHASES THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE 5 CENTS HE FOUND ON THE SIDEWALK]



ソチオリンピック
How much #calories, #protein, vitamins, minerals does the smoothie contain?

Fritzbox
Er, erm...I don't know the precise amount for each, but I'd say a 'good amount' of the #nutrients, but not alot of calories.

ソチオリンピック
How do you #craft the smoothie?
　

Fritzbox
I simply purée all the #ingredients in this blender until #change into a #creamy, smooth consistency....


[COUPLE JOG PASS IN MATCHING #BIKINIS]


ソチオリンピック
....Do you have a recipe book?

Fritzbox
Not really. We come up with different smoothie concoctions each day.
　


ソチオリンピック
I don't like kale but I'll try your smoothie since you say #thetaste of the kale in it is not strong.

Fritzbox
It's good; like honey. Try it. It's awesome; regular passers-by admitted that it's their favorite smoothie.

ソチオリンピック
It's time to start #drinking #healthy, I suppose. The sidewalk's Health Store is my inspiration.

FANN WONG
(passer-by)

What's up, ソチオリンピック?? What are you doing at the Health Store?

ソチオリンピック
Here's 'what's up'...drinking healthy...

Fritzbox
At the sidewalk Health Store, of course. It's our mission to inspire the whole sidewalk into healthy drinking. So make sure you tell your sidewalk friends

　
　ソチオリンピック
(beams)Yummy! #Thetaste is hot. That's what Im talkin about.

FANN WONG
Where's mine?

ソチオリンピック
Where's your money?

Fritzbox
Show me the money, Fann, and I'll fill a glass for you. You'll enjoy your walk on the sidewalk - alot better.
　
FANN WONG
Here you go! Make sure you fill my glass...

FRITZBOX
....I'll give you so much, you'll be unabale to drink it off


[ALL LAUGH]

#Superfood ‘banana #smoothie

AT THE sidewalk’s #HealthHouse, #Wireless, aka the sidewalk playboy, crafted a highly #nutritious, insanely delicious, #superfood ‘banana #smoothie’, for #healthfood #nuts; pedestrians and joggers. The heavenly combined #Ingredients ar...e; a #splash of coconut oil, #chia #seeds, ripe bananas, #organic almond milk, #dates, strawberries, vanilla and coconut water. (Subscribe to TVsidewalk - on youtube)

[PEDESTRIAN, AMANDA, WALK DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK IN A ZIG-ZAG FASHION]
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 Ustet
(grunts)
…So much #rawfoods in this blasted smoothie….GROSS! I’m not ready to have my colon TERRORISED.

WIRELESS

(glances at heart-shaped leaf settling on the sidewalk)
 

#Rawfoods are best tasting and guarantee #BetterHealth, especially when they are #organic and #natural.

RAPTORS
I could barely #drink that. Yuck!

AHDE
Looks like a something I wanna try.. It looks so #delicious.

 

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[Cavanna and Faiers; strangers, smile at each other as they walk pass. Wireless, aka the Sidewalk Playboy, SMILES at them]

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CABAYE
 

If you add some Manuka honey to mine, I’ll be happy to buy some

WIRELESS
If I add honey to it, it will become sweeter. Remember, the overly riped bananas and dates that I used, have #sugar in them.

AHDE
I look forward to having mine, just the way you made it.

WIRELESS
That is cool. Give me a minute please.

AHDE

 

 

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[ADULT PEDESTRIAN, Nicky Wu kicks an empty can down the sidewalk]

 

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 Now!

WIRELESS
Okay then….(here you go)

AHDE
Wow! #Thetaste is #healthy …..Delicious. Oh my #goodness! This is my new favourite meal.

Klum:
That’s not a meal!

WIRELESS
For your information, the combined ingredients make it a meal on its own… great #nutrition for dry skin…#Justsaying.
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irresistible avocado #smoothie

AT THE sidewalk's HEALTH and ORGANIC, Dschungelcamp, aka the sidewalk playboy, suited and booted, of course in #fashion elements from #TKMAXX, is crafting an irresistible avocado #smoothie. Passing pedestrians can't wait until

it's ready.

Can't #blame them, it's packed with #vitamins, #digestive #enzymes and minerals, it's so simple to make, #tasty, a #Sweet #Treat, #heaven. Recipe - organic #superfruits; #bananas, raspberries, pineapple, strawberries, #mango and #avocados. Dschungelcamp used so much avocados that #thetaste of the smoothie is of avocados only..However, it's suitable for vegans, vegetarians and #rawfoods #enthusiasts and #meat #eaters.

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walk faster, honey..We are running late

THE ambassador for sidewalk aesthetic, Jodi, aka the sidewalk playboy, is, astonishingly, not in a hurry, to walk pass two crawling pedestrians in front.

CAROL

How old are you, daddy?


Van Damme
(look back then ahead, uncomfortably. Jodi, look away immediately)

How old am I?

CAROL

Yes. How old are you?


Van Damme

..er..very old


CAROL

I know but what's your number?


Van Damme

er, er, Thirty

CAROL

Thirty? Wow, you are older than Miranda


Van Damme

Yes. she's my daughter


CAROL

I know who you are...You are my mother's uncle


Van Damme

No..she's my wife


CAROL

Oh, you are gonna get married to her


VAN DAMME

I am already marry to her.....How old are you Carol?


CAROL

Five....Why do you and mother always shout at each other?


[JODI look away quickly, before Van Damme, nervously glance up and down the sidewalk]

VAN DAMME
(quietly)

Damn!

CAROL

Is it because she annoy you?


VAN DAMME

Yes, Carol...Let us walk faster, honey....We are running late

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This is a public sidewalk, not a church

MAVERICK pedestrian, VONN, batted away the sidewalk preacher's pronouncements, "Tell Jesus to F*** OFF! Passers-by stopped to see what the all the uproar was about.. Stunned onlookers on the benches outside the sidewalk's Pure Raw Foods place, held their breaths. Some sniggered. Fernandez, aka, the sidewalk playboy, was crafting raw desserts; smoothies with coconut oil, raw cocoa powder, and cucumber, but was too disorientated to toss the ingredients properly.


THE OPEN (unfazed, defiant)

JESUS said " I am the way the truth and the life....


VONN
(repeatedly)

Tell Jesus to F*** OFF!....



THE OPEN

....NO-ONE cometh to the FATHER but by me...



VONN

This is a public sidewalk, not a church.....Tell Jesus to F*** OFF!



THE OPEN

You can tell HIM yourself when you see HIM....if you EVER see his face..


VONN

Don't talk too much. PLEASE!


THE OPEN

Everyone MUST be born again. Accept Christ as your personal saviour. TODAY! It's time to follow the Lord's footsteps.


VONN

Bla Bla Bla....Shut up! This is  PUBLIC sidewalk, not a church


Ratajkowski

(to Vonn)

This is a public sidewalk, the Man of God is free to do what he likes. If you don't want to listen, DON'T listen


VONN

I don't want to listen to him


Ratajkowski

Then go and sit on another sidewalk bench. Walk on, and leave the Man of God alone.



THE OPEN

Amen. Only his blood can save us. We have all sinned.....


VONN

ENOUGH! My God! Shut up!


THE OPEN

Come and shut me up! You cannot see the Kingdom of God unless you repent...


VONN
(sang mockingly)

HALLELUJAH


Ratajkowski
(shook head in scorn)

Are you taking the Man of God's sermon for a JOKE?


THE OPEN

Singing hallelujah not gonna save you. Unless you repent... you are gonna end up in the wrong place - HELL!


VONN

GO TO HELL!



FAUXPAS

Let him speak his religion..You must learn to be tolerant of others' religions. This is a free sidewalk. Otherwise, JOG ON!


Ratajkowski

Amen!


Pasapalabra

This is a free sidewalk. Pedestrians have a right to RELAX on the benches, enjoy the sun - without this FLIPPING annoyance. This is not the time or place for sermons. Find a church or something...


THE OPEN
(faced Pasapalabra sternly)

NO-ONE cometh to the FATHER but by me....

VONN

....Shut up!


The OPEN

I don't need this from you ANYMORE

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and other sidewalk health NUTS

UTILISING real fruits; mangoes, mixed berries, strawberries, soursops, SHOMUNI, aka the sidewalk playboy crafts SWEET, FRESH smoothies for the sidewalk style sirens, jogging, brisk-walking and other sidewalk health NUTS.

SHOMUNI

Welcome to the Pure raw Foods place, Ryan, sorry, I mean RANDY. How may I help?


RANDY

I'm gonna try your raw desserts today, SHOMUNI


Rivera
Yuck! Aren't you scared of food poisoning and diarrhoea? Raw foods is not healthy.. It's not for HUMANS......I love your cute summer dress... and wedges. Its going to be hot so cuteness, casualness and comfort are fundamental.Very casual


SHOMUNI

.....Don't believe the NONSENSE you heard about 'raw foods are bad for you.' I have never heard such, unpalatable, indigestible NONSENSE.



RANDY
Me neither


Rivera
GOSH Shomuni! I know you are passionate about your pure raw foods' beliefs so I have no objective to perpetuating a verbal war


SHOMUNI

Me neither...Everyday, we serve raw desserts to the fashionable sidewalk - bowls of raw smoothieS, raw salads, raw juices, bigger than your head. So far, no one's tooth has dropped out - only a little cat-like flatulence

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will NEVER touch my lips..

WHILE crafting bad-ass fruit salads, for the sidewalk fashionistas, a suited and booted Andy, aka the sidewalk playboy, was interrupted by a tastefully-attired passer-by, Zara.

ZARA
What raw ingredients are you experimenting with today, Andy?


ANDY
watermelon, cantaloupe, pineapple, grapes, and erm, erm, almonds...It's gonna be a bad-ass desserts

ZARA
Gorgeous..No raw asparagus salad?

ANDY
asparagus is very versatile. It can be prepared in so many different ways - steamed, cooked, grilled...HOWEVER, here at the Pure Raw Foods place, we use use it RAW in salads, smoothies, juices...wait a minute....Yesterday, you told me how much you detested asparagus. Why the sudden interest?


ZARA
(pointed down the sidewalk)

Look! MAVERICK sidewalk police, Lamar, is heading this way. He'll reach us in a few minutes.....I MUST pass any drug test he administer on me...You sure you don't have some left-over raw asparagus salads from yesterday?


ANDY

(laughed)

Get out of here! You JOKER


ZARA
(cackled)

ANd you are my MENTOR.....My first skool.....I still HATE asparagus. It will NEVER touch my lips..


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