will NEVER touch my lips..

WHILE crafting bad-ass fruit salads, for the sidewalk fashionistas, a suited and booted Andy, aka the sidewalk playboy, was interrupted by a tastefully-attired passer-by, Zara.

ZARA
What raw ingredients are you experimenting with today, Andy?


ANDY
watermelon, cantaloupe, pineapple, grapes, and erm, erm, almonds...It's gonna be a bad-ass desserts

ZARA
Gorgeous..No raw asparagus salad?

ANDY
asparagus is very versatile. It can be prepared in so many different ways - steamed, cooked, grilled...HOWEVER, here at the Pure Raw Foods place, we use use it RAW in salads, smoothies, juices...wait a minute....Yesterday, you told me how much you detested asparagus. Why the sudden interest?


ZARA
(pointed down the sidewalk)

Look! MAVERICK sidewalk police, Lamar, is heading this way. He'll reach us in a few minutes.....I MUST pass any drug test he administer on me...You sure you don't have some left-over raw asparagus salads from yesterday?


ANDY

(laughed)

Get out of here! You JOKER


ZARA
(cackled)

ANd you are my MENTOR.....My first skool.....I still HATE asparagus. It will NEVER touch my lips..


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Is it okay to eat RAW kale

AARON, aka the sidewalk playboy sniggers as he prepares ingredients. Chewing gums, Bernard had just jogged passed.



PASSER-BY, Wozniacki:

I just started healthy eating...a vegan lifestyle, to be precise. I need some advice...Is it okay to eat RAW kale?


SIDEWALK PLAYBOY, Aaron

Welcome to the sidewalk's Raw Foods Place. Everyday, we craft raw desserts for sidewalk fashionistas on their healthy journey...The answer is YES and.....yes! The flavor is out of this world.


Wozniacki:

Any suggested recipes?


Aaron

Take a seat. I'll let you taste one in an hour or so...Right now I'm crafting a bad-ass raw kale smoothie for the sidewalk fashionistas.....


Wozniacki

Wow!


Aaron

Other ingredients are tomatoes, blueberries, Brazil nuts and pumpkin seeds


Wozniacki

 That sound delectable, sidewalk playboy


Aaron

 It's ultra- amazing. You'll love it



Wozniacki

By the way, did you hear that the sidewalk will be closed to pedestrians tommorow?



Aaron

What!. Why on earth will they such a thing? That's CRAZY!



Wozniacki

I just got my drivers licence...Tomorrow, I'll drive my new car for the first time


Aaron
(sarcastically)

Exciting

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quickie salads

YOU don't want to be in the same boat as Osbourne; aka the sidewalk playboy; the doyenne of tastefully raw sidewalk salads, It's hours before lunch time, yet hundreds of hungry, newly raw-salad-fanatical passers-by are queuing up for sidewalk salads. What the HELL! Converting the once die-hard pastry lovers to raw food lovers was astonishingly easy. However, keeping up with their new crave is going to be flipping HARD.

 

Rustling up a quick salad, OSBOURNE is laterally experimenting with a nice blend of RAW ingredients - salad greens, alfalfa sprouts, avocado, carrot, ginger, lemons, tofu, apple, red and yellow bell peppers, summer squash, almonds and zucchini.

 

This lot will increase fibre in their diets. He grate the apples and combined them with all the other thinly-sliced vegetables in a large bowl.

 

Osbourne whisks together - raw honey (to counteract the sour lemon juice) lemon juice, and raw mango chutney, sea salts, balsamic vinegar. Then he pours this mixture over the vegetables in the large bowl.

 

He’s supposed to now, place the finished salad in the refrigerator for at least an hour or so. Unfortunately, to avoid a boisterous uproar, he will have to skip this fundamental step this time.

 

OSBOURNE: (to the first person – in the line)

 

Delicious! Wow. This a lovely, healthy salad. You will LOVE it



Dzhokhar: (enthusiastically)

Sounds Amazing

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