the sidewalk's Health Store

CRAVING for a glass of #superfood #smoothie that both look and #TASTE good, #vitamins and #minerals packed? It's not neccessary to buy yourself a #blender. Nothing TASTE better than the YUMMY, #beauty and #health smoothies that, Fritzbox, a...ka, the sidewalk playboy, crafts everyday at the sidewalk's Health Store. These smoothies are perfect for joggers, brisk walkers and even the blasted slow walkers on the sidewalk.

[Health Editor - Zokaya Kamara]
 

[SENIOR CITIZENS SMILE AT #PUPPy ROMPING IN THE MELTING SIDEWALK #SNOW]
 

　
 

WATSON
If you don't mind, what #ingredients are are you putting in today's smoothie?


Fritzbox
#strawberries, peach, #kale, grapes, soya milk, #apple, #bananas, mixed berries, spinach, #honey, orange juice,

WATSON
Are they ALL #raw?

Fritzbox
Yes. #rawfoods #rocks

[SMITTEN COUPLE WALK PASS, HAND IN HAND, GIGGLING]
 
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ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ
Can you taste the kale in the smoothie?

Fritzbox
It depends..

ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ
(laughs)
Depends? Depends on what?

WATSON
I didn't use alot of kale in the #recipes, so
you wont really taste it at all. It has been overpowered by the bananas and mix berries.　

ΣΕΙΣΜΟΣ ΤΩΡΑ
AWESOME!

[MAN CHASES THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THE 5 CENTS HE FOUND ON THE SIDEWALK]



ソチオリンピック
How much #calories, #protein, vitamins, minerals does the smoothie contain?

Fritzbox
Er, erm...I don't know the precise amount for each, but I'd say a 'good amount' of the #nutrients, but not alot of calories.

ソチオリンピック
How do you #craft the smoothie?
　

Fritzbox
I simply purée all the #ingredients in this blender until #change into a #creamy, smooth consistency....


[COUPLE JOG PASS IN MATCHING #BIKINIS]


ソチオリンピック
....Do you have a recipe book?

Fritzbox
Not really. We come up with different smoothie concoctions each day.
　


ソチオリンピック
I don't like kale but I'll try your smoothie since you say #thetaste of the kale in it is not strong.

Fritzbox
It's good; like honey. Try it. It's awesome; regular passers-by admitted that it's their favorite smoothie.

ソチオリンピック
It's time to start #drinking #healthy, I suppose. The sidewalk's Health Store is my inspiration.

FANN WONG
(passer-by)

What's up, ソチオリンピック?? What are you doing at the Health Store?

ソチオリンピック
Here's 'what's up'...drinking healthy...

Fritzbox
At the sidewalk Health Store, of course. It's our mission to inspire the whole sidewalk into healthy drinking. So make sure you tell your sidewalk friends

　
　ソチオリンピック
(beams)Yummy! #Thetaste is hot. That's what Im talkin about.

FANN WONG
Where's mine?

ソチオリンピック
Where's your money?

Fritzbox
Show me the money, Fann, and I'll fill a glass for you. You'll enjoy your walk on the sidewalk - alot better.
　
FANN WONG
Here you go! Make sure you fill my glass...

FRITZBOX
....I'll give you so much, you'll be unabale to drink it off


[ALL LAUGH]

Yummy kale smoothie

THOUSANDS more passers-by will be jumping on the raw foods band wagon. At the Sidewalk Raw Foods Restaurant, a smarty dressed Abraham, aka the sidewalk playboy, is crafting a very healthy, organic smoothie. YUMMY! On this warm, sunny day, everyone will be drooling over it.

[in the distance, a drunkard urinates on the sidewalk in broad day light, in full view of everyone, GROSS]

APRIL

Any pastries on the menu?

ABRAHAM
Sorry. Not healthy enough. We have YUMMY kale chips though.


[Two kids riding bikes in opposite directions on the sidewalk, collide into each other, argue vehemently]

ABRAHAM

If those kids were WALKING on the sidewak, they would'nt crash into each other..

[April rushes into the kitchen, rants and shouts profanities.]

APRIL
How dare you replace the lovely pastries with BORING, tasteless, raw foods.

Abraham
HOW DARE YOU!....
Life is hard...get over it. There is no heat in this kitchen.

APRIL
Whatever!

Abraham
If you can't stand the lack of heat in this kitchen, GET OUT!

APRIL
I have your birthday present, so you better speak to me BETTER.

Abraham
What is it?

APRIL
(burst into laughter)

A bottle of FERMENTED cod liver oil, of course.
......................................................................
Needless to say, Abraham is using only real, fresh, raw foods for the kale smoothie - ripe bananas, almond milk, soy milk, Apple, peanut butter, cranberries, cinnamon, carrot, mango, cacao, goji berries, avocado,  strawberry, LOTS of kale, lemon, orange and pineapple juices, oh, and  tangerine mineral water.

It takes an hour or so to prepare the smoothie.  He simply throws these good stuffs in the blender. The result - a lush, bad-ass smoothie. It tastes really good. The whole sidewalk is gonna fall in love with it.
Here's to a happier sidewalk. Cheers
........

 [words by zokaya kamara]

SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara