all that rage - staring on sidewalk

ARGH:

Do you see any sweets in my hand?



GRRR: No. Why?... Can't I look at Jennifer Hudson's sidewalk posters without random strangers...



ARGH: (interupting)

....So why are you staring at me as I walk by? Don’t you have anything better to do? For your information, I do OWN a vehicle


GRRR:

Who cares? Anyway, LOOK WHO IS TALKING about staring? Only yesterday, I was sitting in my parked car on the roadside and you were walking along the sidewalk. Even when I caught you FUHING STARING in my face, you refused to look away


ARGH:

Mistaken identity!



GRRR!

It may be possible to mistake your identity, but it’s impossible to mistake your MAD 6 miles an hour walking speed....The next time I catch you STARING at me, I SWEAR….I’ll BREAK YOUR NECK!



ARGH:

Like in the PGA championship, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE. You wanna Fuhing bet?


GRRR:(sniggers)

Bring it on Guy Fawkes!


ARGH: OS X Lion VERSUS Snow Leopard. Let's see who will win this time

road sideshow

Sidewalk vendor:Enjoy it. So you going home now?

**: No! Not ready yet. The stock market today is too depressing. I'm just gonna sit in the car, rev the engine and honk the horn repeatedly

Sidewalk Vendor: No need to be rude, the traffic will clear soon

**: I wont be rude, I'm just gonna pretend

Sidewalk Vendor: Motorists will think you wanna move the car forward so jump out of the way fast. That could cause confusion and accidents.

** (laughs) I just wanna see the look on their faces when they realize that I'm not moving the car at all

What happens if the car in front of you takes too long to move?

I will just honk my horn louder and rev the engine harder

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