Sunday, 14 August 2011

better WATCH OUT! We will OVERTAKE

MOTORIST: (laughs incredulously)

Sugarland! we have been driving for several hours and you guys are TIRED ALREADY?




UGH:

Far from it. We have a puncture. Changing the tyre will take just a few minutes. When we are back on FOUR WHEELS, you better WATCH OUT! We will OVERTAKE you in an instant



MOTORIST:

Dream on. You can honk at us as much as you like IF you catch us at the traffic light, but you will NEVER overtake us.



UGH:

WHATEVER! The speed of your driving is like a funeral procession. Even an old passenger would tell you to STEP ON THE GAS mother ducker!



MOTORIST:(sniggers)

You should have seen your face when you repeatedly honked and tried to overtake us but COULD'NT



UGH!

AVATAR, I mean AMATEUR! You and I know that if we were proper racing, like Michele Bachmann, I would claim the victory. NOT YOU!


Motorist: (teases)

It BEATS me how you could possibly do that with that OLD CRAP!

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