You'll never walk alone, dear

EXT.  SIDEWALK – DAY

LANA

                               THANKS for walking me to the eye clinic, EMMY. I don't know how I'm gonna

                               manage if they operate on my eye AGAIN.UGH!

FIONA

(yawning)

                               You call this exciting? Kelsey, who should I throw my shoe at? Corrie or the two

                               women?

EMMY

                               That's what friends are for, Lana. Look on the bright side. You worry yourself

                               superlatively. That's why your eyelashes are turning grey.

LANA

                              I can hardly see where I'm walking so how the hell can I LOOK ON THE BRIGHT

                             SIDE? And why are YOU looking in my eyes. Are you a man?... You call yourself

                             my friend yet my eye lashes turning grey AND you didn't tell me before? UGH!

FIONA

(dozing off)

                              Wake me up when you switch to something less PRETENTIOUS

EMMY

                              I understand you’re facing a frightening situation but don't worry. I will pray for you.

LANA

(sarcastically)

                     Just praying! Is that it?

KELSEY

(impatiently)

                     That’s it! I’m going to the toilet.

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sidewalk darling, KELSEY,chats with journalist

EXT.       SIDEWALK   -    DAY

Fiona and Corrie sandwich Kelsey on the sidewalk bench. All are in their 20s. Kelsey is wearing his trademark black shorts and white V neck T shirt. Journalist from Sidewalk TV interviews them.

JOURNALIST

Kelsey, every day we see you hanging out with these two beautiful women on the sidewalk bench, just watching others go about their business....

KELSEY

                                                                  (cheerfully)

......Yes.

JOURNALIST

The question on our viewers’ lips is...

CORRIE

(defensively)

.......When is he gonna get a job?

JOURNALIST

ARE both of them going out with you?

FIONA

(jokingly)

He comes with us everyday....to this bench

KELSEY

(chuckles)

I’m surprised you asked me that question. Other sidewalk journalists never  ....walk away without asking me that same  question.

JOURNALIST

Are you gonna answer the question, Kelsey?

KELSEY

No!

JOURNALIST

Please answer the question.

FIONA

(cackling)

He just did!!!!!

KELSEY reaches for POPCORN and 3 BINOCULARS in his bag beneath the bench. He hands Corrie and Fiona binocular each and poured popcorns in their free, outstretched hands.

JOURNALIST

Really.!! Anyway, one final question, before we go....

CORRIE

Make damn sure!

FIONA

You see, we hang out on the sidewalk to have fun watching people, not to be bored by journalists.

CORRIE

OUCH!

KELSEY

(reassuringly)

Pay them no mind...Go ahead and ask your final question..

JOURNALIST

Thank you...What do you hope to achieve by wasting your free time laughing at people on the sidewalk, who are making something of  their lives.

KELSEY

Nothing!

JOURNALIST

Nothing? Aren’t you simply just wasting yours and these two women’s’ precious time?

TOURISTS take pictures of Kelsey and his sidekicks.

KELSEY

(dismissively)

Far from it! Every day tourists take photographs of us, or with us. Locals are cottoning on too. They always ask us for hugs. I’m now a cultural icon on the sidewalk. That’s what I set out to do...Now, if you’ll excuse me, we wanna watch this beautiful development at the sidewalk stall.

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