Stranger sits between Heidi and Katy

CAUSTIC jogger Samantha, wedges herself between Heidi and Katy on won of the sidewalk benches. She noticed the other empty bench but wantonly ignored it. Heidi and Katy grimace. Their animated conversation is now impossible, thanks to a complete stranger.



SAMANTHA:

Hey! Why the nasty expression on your faces


KATY:

UGH!...there is an empty bench over there, you must have realized...



HEIDI:

....I agree. So why did you have to come and sit between us? NINNY!



SAMANTHA:

Where I sit on the sidewalk is none of your darn business. I sit where I prefer. Don't take it out on me if no one bought you mother's day flowers



KATY:

It is my darn business, you smell like a cat and your'e blowing smoke in our faces. Do we look like mothers to you, idiot?



SAMANTHA:

You are crazy



HEIDI:

YOU are crazy. I can't stand cat smell.



KATY:

It's the worst.



SAMANTHA:

Considering no one wants to sit beside you, that wasn't very nice, was it? No it was not! You undesireables! No wonder all the other pedestrians are walking away instead of sharing a seat with you.


HEIDI:

Go and sit over there! Look. There is a handsome bodybuilder sitting there now.




Handsome Bodybuilder, Williams: (smiles broadly)

I don't mind sharing this bench with you.



SAMANTHA:(shakes head)

NO! Fxxk off!



KATY:

Show some respect for the women and school kids on the sidewalk. Did we use any swear words. No! So please don't swear at us. ARSEHOLE!



SAMANTHA:

I'll probably fuck you up.. Why don't you both go and sit beside him. Maybe you're lesbians and you both want a piece of me.


KATY:

Whatever loser. We were here first, so we are not moving.



HEIDI:

real talk! I agree.



SAMANTHA:

Well, I came second SO I'm not going anywhere for the next few hours, so I hope you don't mind my cat smell and occasional blowing smoke in your faces



Williams:

Yuck! That's disgusting!



KATY AND HEIDI:(look at each other and snigger, then sing)

STINKY! STINKY!



Williams:

I'm just coming from the gym. There were lots of empty rows of treadmills there, yet a stranger came and used the one next to me. I almost lose it.



KATY:

It's funny you almost lost it when that bodybuilding freak didn't even started to sweat, yet you do not mind sitting in someone's vomit.



HEIDI!

I agree.


MARY, KATY AND SAMANTHA CLAP AND CHEER



Williams:

WHAT! (springs up, checks his bottom) YUCK! (hurries down the sidewalk)


MARY, KATY AND SAMANTHA LAUGH FIENDISHLY



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