Friday 28 June 2013

using ONLY fresh, raw ingredients

AT THE sidewalk's Pure Raw Foods place, a suited and booted Wimbledon, aka the sidewalk playboy crafts sumptuous desserts using ONLY fresh, raw ingredients. The sidewalk fashionistas growing appetite for his creations, keeps him very busy.

[WATCHES AS PEDESTRIAN, KWOK TRIPS OVER HIS DOG, Kat Von, FALLS ON HIS FACE]


MILEY

 
Craft me a special salad....with broccoli and fruits...any fruit.


Wimbledon

I can craft you a special salad, but not with vegetables and fruits combined


MILEY

Why not?

Wimbledon

I NEVER mix the two in salads


MILEY

Okay. You know best



[ Marian and Mr Lucarelli walk pass a sidewalk bench - TOPLESS. Wimbledon nods at them in approval]



WIMBLEDON

Thanks. I can combine tomatoes with broccoli


MILEY

Tomatoes makes me develop skin rashes. I love pretty much all fruits and vegetables but not tomatoes.

 


No problem. I have cauliflower

 

MILEY

Great.! I love it , I love it , I love it . Can't live without it...


KARIMA

.....Calm down...



MILEY

....I wish my children would adopt my style, and not their father's. He does'nt like vegetables at all. He will eat vegetables but only from a can. And like you said 'fresh fruits and Vegetables are superior.'

 

WIMBLEDON

That's right. But it's still better to eat fruits and vegetables from a can, than not eating any at all..Some vegetables and fruits are not available fresh, so it's fine to have the frozen or canned ones.

 

KARIMA

Fruits and vegetables in cans? What the HELL! I would'nt eat that...I wish my children would adopt my style

 

MILEY

Don't be rude!

 

KARIMA

SHUT UP! You're too sensitive

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[Jaclyn urinates on the sidewalk]


WIMBLEDON
(in disgust)

Crazy man!


Tsarnaev

I can't afford fresh vegetables


GOMEZ

Well, you can plant your vegetables


Tsarnaev

I knew you would say that. For your information, I would live to plant my own vegetables, but I don't have the time and place


WIMBLEDON

Well, shop around for discounted fruits and vegetables. Most times, they are taste just as good, and have the same nutritional value, as premium ones

 
Tsarnaev

GOMEZ, I hope someday, you'll be forced to eat fruits and vegetables from cans.

 

GOMEZ

I would'nt mind...Like the sidewalk playboy said, 'it's better to eat them from a can, than not eating any at all.

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words by zokaya kamara

SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara

Monday 24 June 2013

Is it okay to eat RAW kale

AARON, aka the sidewalk playboy sniggers as he prepares ingredients. Chewing gums, Bernard had just jogged passed.



PASSER-BY, Wozniacki:

I just started healthy eating...a vegan lifestyle, to be precise. I need some advice...Is it okay to eat RAW kale?


SIDEWALK PLAYBOY, Aaron

Welcome to the sidewalk's Raw Foods Place. Everyday, we craft raw desserts for sidewalk fashionistas on their healthy journey...The answer is YES and.....yes! The flavor is out of this world.


Wozniacki:

Any suggested recipes?


Aaron

Take a seat. I'll let you taste one in an hour or so...Right now I'm crafting a bad-ass raw kale smoothie for the sidewalk fashionistas.....


Wozniacki

Wow!


Aaron

Other ingredients are tomatoes, blueberries, Brazil nuts and pumpkin seeds


Wozniacki

 That sound delectable, sidewalk playboy


Aaron

 It's ultra- amazing. You'll love it



Wozniacki

By the way, did you hear that the sidewalk will be closed to pedestrians tommorow?



Aaron

What!. Why on earth will they such a thing? That's CRAZY!



Wozniacki

I just got my drivers licence...Tomorrow, I'll drive my new car for the first time


Aaron
(sarcastically)

Exciting

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words by zokaya kamara]

SEE ALSO

https://www.facebook.com/TheSidewalkDarlings

http://sidewalknarratives.blogspot.com/

www.twitter.com/zokayakamara