KATE
(with sincerety)
Hurrah to the worm rescuer!
JUSTIN
(thumps chest, whistles superman theme)
That's me! You should have seen the worm. So cute.
LAUGHTER
KATE
Hilarious. Stop being a show-off
JUSTIN
I love to rescue worms. I don't care if you think it's MAD. I'll rescue cock roaches if I have to...
KRISTEN
I have no interest in saving worms on the sidewalk or any other insects. I just crush them beneath my feet.
KATE
That's pure evil
KRISTEN
Not evil at all. It's hilarious!
JUSTIN
Saving lives is important to me
KRISTEN
It's important to me also, provided the lives are not worms'
KATE
You animal!!!!
JUSTIN
Let him be, Kate. I'm sure most pedestrians look out for worms and other insects each day on the sidewalk. Kristen is the only ANIMAL. I RESENT pedestrians who deliberately hurt the insects. purpose.
KATE
I'm so glad there are people like us around, Justin
KRISTEN
like us? So how many worms did you save today
KATE
None, but..
JUSTIN
(erupted into laughter)
I thought so
KATE
Not crushing worms is the same as saving them
JUSTIN
True
KRISTEN
That's not true. It's CONKERS!
JUSTIN
That is so cruel.
KATE
There would be more worms on the sidewalk, if there fewer pedestrians like yourself...
JUSTIN
I hope you do not step on the snails when it rains.
KRISTEN
That's strange. You save them? that's great. I don't!
KATE
I salute pedestrians who rescue worms. I'll do the same. At the end of the day, the worms, like us, deserve to live. we're all here for a purpose!
JUSTIN
All creatures great and small are beautiful and deserve to live.
KATE
I have a confession....
JUSTIN
Please, don't reveal it on the sidewalk
KATE
It's nothing personal, so relax, please....
JUSTIN
Okay then. Go ahead
KATE
I used to transport snails from garden to your overgrown vegetable garden so they could get rid of the bush.
KRISTEN
You Animal. You...You... WORM!
KATE
I even fed them in your garden also
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