Today, your obstreperous sidewalk Presenter is, ME, Mueller...These pedestrians are ruminating on some of the things that annoys them on the sidewalk; leaflets about Unlimited broadband, New car deals, Cheap holidays and the chatter of kids playing hopscotch, riding bikes and playing other games along the sidewalk. Today, we will feature a motorist who hates it when pedestrians get in the way when he drives on the sidewalk. IT DRIVES HIM INSANE...
Houghton:
Will these shoes fit my 8 year daughter?
Nintendo 3DS VENDOR, bob costas:
It's for an adult, so I don't think so.
Houghton:
Try on this pair of shoes Adele
CHILD
It's a size 14, I am a size 4
Houghton(shouts)
TRY IT ON!
Child Pat Sharp:
NO!
Houghton:
Don't you like it?
CHILD
Yes. But it's too big for me. ARGH!
PAT SEES HER FRIENDS HAVING A GOOD TIME ON THE SIDEWALK, RUNS AND JOIN THEM.
Houghton:
She had a long day at church, I thought she would be very tired. So I'm surprised she prefers to run off with her friends ON THE SIDEWALK instead of coming STRAIGHT home with me. UGH!
JOGGER Kimono
LEAVE THEM ALONE. Obviously, they are just making the most of their last day of freedom and safety on the sidewalk
matt schaub
What do you mean?
Fedotowsky, a well-known sidewalk vendor, urinates in the middle of the sidewalk. He is interuppted by the noise from the approaching children. He chuckles as the steam from the urine rises into the air. His dog watches closely, so are motorists, pedestrians, cyclists and other vendors.
DRIVER, Peterson, IN PARKED CAR:
The sidewalk would be lifeless without these blessed kids? Bless them
matt schaub:
Ahhhh!
Fedotowsky quickly zips his trousers and hurrys away before the children sees him. Rodriguez and all the other pedestrians burst into a raucous laughter.
LATER
CHILD, Stallone WALKS INTO CYCLIST Stacy Keibler 's PATH
Stacy Keibler: The sun is going down, why are these kids on the sidewalk so LATE. UGH! GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY. DON'T THEY HAVE iPad 3 or Contract phones TO GO HOME AND PLAY WITH?
matt schaub
uppity: I don't know. ASK Megyn. I'm just the Presenter. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE LOOKING OUT FOR KIDS WHEN YOU CYCLE ON THE SIDEWALK....I got here a few minutes ago. Do you know why one of your fellow pedestrians said that the children are making the most of their last day of safety and freedom on the sidewalk?
megyn:
Maybe too many adults will on the sidewalk during thanksgiving. I DON'T KNOW. Ask one of the other pedestrians. UGH!
PEDESTRIANS SHRUGS
Kid:
Will you spray paint me? Please
Stacy Keibler:
No. Go home! Your parents probably wondering where you are
CHILD:
Please! Our parents know where we are
Stacy Keibler:
I don't know how to spray paint. Ask your parent
A kit kat falls from one of the children. Stacy Keibler
sees, picks it up and devours it before its rightful owner ask any question.
Some children are using BlackBerry phones to recreate the routines in Beyonce dance for you video, whereas, others are writing their names on the sidewalk with bits of paper. They are worried the wind will blow it away, but it passes without harm.
They clap and cheer.
MATT
However, they are not so lucky when Stacy Keibler
notices what they are doing.
Stacy Keibler: (screams)
GO AWAY!
Stacy Keibler brushes away all the bits of paper.
MATT
Where is this person's sense of humour?
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
Leave them kids alone! YOU A TEACHER OR SOMETHING? Why do you target them?
Stacy Keibler
NO! They are taking up the WHOLE sidewalk, creating a nuisance and defacing the sidewalk, ride their bikes, making noises
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
I am so perplexed why you, of all people, can be so inconsiderate towards these kids who are only trying to enjoy themselves one last time.
Stacy Keibler:
Pass me my Raincoats. I DON'T WISH SPEAK TO YOU. UGH!
MATT
Will someone PLEASE tell me what the HELL IS GOING ON? aRE THESE KIDS TERMINAL OR WHAT?
Stacy Keibler:
I think she is terminal, not the kids. NOT ME
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords:
Heard your grand dad will be driving his car again starting TOMORROW. No wonder the kids are terrified of walking on the sidewalk EVER again. Both you and him are terminal
Stacy Keibler:
If the kids play on the sidewalk and refrain from wandering in the road, they should be fine. You said so yourself, so there is no need to tergiversate now. The kids have no reasons to be scared of Grand dad
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
EXCUSE ME. they have every reason to be scared of him. HE FINDS IT HARD TO KEEP OFF THE SIDEWALK WHEN HE DRIVES
MATT
Oh!
A CHILD SCREAMS FURTHER DOWN THE SIDEWALK
Stacy Keibler:
There’s a WOMAN dragging her child by an ear down the sidewalk why don’t you say something to her. That child is in danger
PEDESTRIAN gabby giffords
If she wants a child without an ear, that’s her business
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