Tuesday 31 May 2011

united airlines Rage on the sidewalk

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SCENE 5





Location: on a sidewalk
Characters: Rage and his sycophantic chums



Rage is power walking with his chums. It's very early in the morning so the street is deserted.




RAGE(sighs)

Ah! No turtles in sight.....to slow us down. Wonderful!



CHUM

Stress free, refreshing..



CHUM

Just what the doctor ordered for me



They cackle



RAGE
The reason why we HARDLY get anywhere on time is because, there are ALWAYS too many people clogging the sidewalk - holding us up.....


CHUM

...... and very few on the trains and buses .



CHUM

They are the reason why it takes ages to get off a plane...they just dawdle



RAGE

People taking their time to walk as if they are in a state funeral procession makes me go crazy



CHUM

I know. This is how it is supposed to be on the sidewalk at ALL TIMES....JUST US



CHUM

No turtles, no snails, no zombies...



They giggle.



RAGE

By the way guys, I got some action yesterday....



CHUM

Don’t lie! Who was she?



RAGE

It was not a she. It was a he



CHUM

You surprise me. I had no idea you would walk in that direction



RAGE

Very funny. Cut it out guys. It’s not what you're thinking.



CHUM

So WHAT is it then?



RAGE

You know I am not a violent person but a slow-walking pedestrian forced me to resort to PHYSICAL violence....



CHUM

Oh no!



CHUM

He must have done something dreadful for you to be so violent towards him



RAGE

Exactly! A pensioner politely asked him to hurry up because she wanted to catch the post office before it closed. He cursed her; called her a pensioner, then kicked her stick out of her hands.



CHUM

That’s dreadful



CHUM

So you punched his fudgeing face?



RAGE

I was in such a rage. I asked him if he knew how it felt to be punched and head-butted by a brisk-walking pedestrian.



CHUM

You were very brave



RAGE

Actually, he was fat, so I knew he could not chase me



Chums laughter pierce the air. Other pedestrians look at them strangely.



CHUM

So what happened next?


CHUM

You punched him in his fudgeing face?



RAGE

I simply walked away - very briskly, daring him to catch me...Not surprisingly, he didn’t even try.



Chums roar



CHUM

Well done for standing up to him like a man.



CHUM

He deserved some punches in his fudgeing face. Anyone who victimizes defenceless old ladies should DIE



RAGE

If more people do the same, there'd be no injustice in the world.



CHUM

Absolutely none! Proud to say, you are my hero



CHUM

What that monster did was uncool, so anyone who stood by and did nothing should have been punched in their fudgeing faces.



RAGE

Amen

Sunday 29 May 2011

beatles rage Pedestrian's Rage

Location: on a sidewalk near tourists attraction


Characters: Rage, tourists, locals

Scene 4




Tourists and locals dawdling on the sidewalk. Rage is fuming behind them. He takes out his loud speaker to address them.




RAGE


Hello visitors, especially those walking like chafed penguins, Try walking a little faster or GO TO HELL. Refrain from halting in the middle of the blooming sidewalk just to LOOK AT MAPS, or take photographs of the statue. If you NEED to see a picture of it, just do a search on google. Why should it take me 5 minutes to walk 50 yards when I can do it in a few seconds. Grrrrrrrrrrr!




RAGE

And you locals, don’t feel left out, especially you mothers who are using your pushchairs to horizontally block the blooming sidewalk while you rummage your bag for god knows what. One more thing, I am sick and tired of being stuck behind this idiot who is WALKING SO SLOW, he must be admiring some rare species of ants on the sidewalk.




RAGE

If you're going to walk slow or clog up the sidewalk, don't walk in the damn middle, move to one side so people can pass and at least be good looking.



RAGE

Chafed penguins!


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Pedestrians' Rage

PEDESTRIAN CHATTING ON PHONE'S SPEAKER



Scene 3

Location: on a sidewalk

Characters: Rage, pedestrian, motorist



RAGE’s walking speed – about 6 miles an hour



RAGE
Excuse!


It appears the pedestrian does not hear.



RAGE’s walking speed – about 5.75 miles an hour


RAGE (excessively loud)
Arrrggghhh!


PEDESTRIAN(shooting Rage a dirty look)
My God! Someone’s in rage mode. ...


RAGE
You took the words right out of my mouth. .


PEDESTRIAN
What on earth could make you this angry?



RAGE’s walking speed – about 3 miles an hour



RAGE
If I was you I would get the hell out of the way before I start breaking things


PEDESTRIAN
You’re on a sidewalk, remember? You will find nothing here to break



RAGE’s walking speed – about 2.5 miles an hour


RAGE(threatens}
If you don’t build up momentum in the next few seconds, or get out of the way, so I can resume walking at the normal, human pace, I’ll find something to break...BEWARE, it will hurt.


PEDESTRIAN(raises voice)
How dare you scare me like that!


RAGE
Here are some clues; you are crawling like a zombie on the sidewalk, chatting on your phone through the speaker and you are stopping to look at EVERYTHING...

PEDESTRIAN
I am an only child

RAGE
ZOMBIE! WAKE UP!

PEDESTRIAN
That is so rude. I hate people like you who show no tolerance, respect or consideration to their fellow pedestrians


RAGE
Calm down! Don’t take it out on me if you have nowhere to go. I am not a contemptible person, but timewasters like you give me tourette syndrome.

PEDESTRIAN
Get lost!



RAGE’s walking speed – about 1.5 miles an hour


RAGE

MOVE TO THE SIDE!



Instead of co-operating, the pedestrian uses his two bags to form a barricade in front of RAGE


RAGE
Can you walk any slower? I don’t mind. Thank you very much. And why don’t you ask your friends on the speaker to come and help you with the barricade?


To get pass, Rage steps into the street.



MOTORIST(honking horn )
Stay on the sidewalk, you idiot!



RAGE’s walking speed – about 1 mile an hour



RAGE(raises his middle finger to the motorist)
I can’t be bothered no more. I’m gonna stop being a good guy and just look out for myself.



Rage rushes back to the sidewalk and resumes walking at his original quick speed. When he catches the pedestrian, Rage simply charges into him, forcing the pedestrian onto the road.


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Tuesday 24 May 2011

green lantern Pedestrians' Rage

TEENAGERS BLOCK SIDEWALK

SCENE 2

Location: on a sidewalk

Characters: Rage, teenagers,



Rage looks quite unhappy. He is stuck behind teenagers who are taking up the whole sidewalk, worse, they are walking extra slowly.

Before he caught up with them, he was walking extremely fast; his usual 6 miles an hour. Now he is forced to drastically cut his walking speed to about 2 miles an hour. Nothing annoys Rage more.

Rage tries to walk around them, but they absentmindedly form a brigade in front of him.


RAGE (sarcastically)
Great! Even turtles walk faster than you lot. People like you get on my nerves!


TEENAGER
Relax!


RAGE
Both you and your friends walk as slow as a turtles, but only you shape like one.


TEENAGER
Leave her alone! We love her the same


RAGE
Unlike you, I am going somewhere, besides; your gossips and weird stories bore me, so HURRY UP or make way. You should all be fined for holding me up. I think you are doing it on purpose


TEENAGER
You should be very afraid of my shape


RAGE
I am. Never been this afraid in my life. I am tempted to make a run for it



Rage barges into the group. They took turns at kicking him in his buttocks. A thick, dark, green, mucoid- looking thing, fell through his shorts and hit the ground with a thud.


TEENAGER
Yuck!



RAGE(stutters)
That's home-made pudding... for my lunch


TEENAGER
Are you sure it's not home-made pudding...made by your body?



Teenagers cackle loudly, then they back off as he struggles to get up. Cackling intensified as he fell repeatedly.

Finally he manages to get on his feet. He attempts to give chase, but he was in pain and limping.



RAGE
I’ll get you!



Teenagers teased him by walking briskly as he crawled in hot pursuit.


TEENAGER
"Hurry up, TURTLE. What will you do when you are old and can no longer walk at that ridiculously mad speed


RAGE
I will go even faster...


TEENAGER
On skating shoes?


RAGE
I will never be TURTLES like you lot


TEENAGER
Why on earth are you walking so slowly, aren't you GOING SOMEWHERE?


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Sunday 22 May 2011

lou reed Pedestrians' Rage

OLD COUPLE WALKING SLOW

Scene 1

Location: on a sidewalk

Characters: Rage, old couple, foot-patrol cop



Drivers would probably sigh in relief if they know that Rage has no intention of owning or driving a vehicle. However, pedestrians are not so lucky. If they get in his way when he walks on the sidewalk, he is highly likely to swear at them, push them out of the way and show them his middle finger.



Rage walking his usual 6 miles an hour.


RAGE
If anyone slows me down, making me late for work again, I will punch him in the throat.


FOOT-PATROL COP(clearing his throat)
What about kids?


RAGE
On second thoughts, I will let them go scotch free


COP
Pensioners, pregnant women....


RAGE
That’s a difficult one



LATER

Rage got stuck behind an elderly couple. They were walking about 1.5 miles an hour.


RAGE (muttering to himself angrily)
If people wanna go for a stroll, they should go to the park. I am not in the mood to dawdle behind anyone this morning.’




Choices:

1. Continue walking behind them (Unlikely)

2. Kindly ask them to allow him to pass (unlikely)

3. Walk around them (Unlikely)

4. Push them out of the way (highly likely)



RAGE
If I was driving a car, so help me God, I would have to think twice about not running them over. Forgive me Lord. I know I should be patient with old folks, but I can’t help myself in situations like this.

Rage threw up his hands in frustration.



RAGE
Do you mind stepping aside, so I can pass you?



OLD MAN
What?



RAGE(snarls)
Forget it. Deaf as bat.... Am I walking too fast? No. They are walking too slow



OLD WOMAN
What's your problem?


RAGE
You lot are walking too slow and it's driving me MAD!


WOMAN(sniggers)
Sorry. We will walk right BESIDE you instead.


RAGE
I don't think that's a good idea.





OLD MAN (to Rage)

Talking about driving mad. I saw you driving the other day. FIVE miles an hour. Today you are walking at about 6 miles an hour. You should be ashamed of yourself for expecting us pensioners to walk at that ridiculous speed so we don't get in your way.


WOMAN
I think he is too tall




Rage tries to walk around them. They stumble in his way each time. Getting stuck behind anyone makes him so angry.



RAGE (shouting)
That's it! Say goodbye to Mr nice guy!


Rage kicks the back of their shoes. The old man turns around and points threateningly in Rage's face.

Rage hisses his teeth defiantly and pushes them out of the way. The pensioners fight back; the woman with her purse and the man with his walking stick.

Walking as fast as he could, about 3.5 miles an hour, the pot-bellied cop on foot-patrol, chases Rage.

Cop discovers that he is no match for Rage's pace.



COP
It's time like these that make me wish I was not a slow walker


Cop starts to run after him. He was still no match for Rage.
Cop pants for breath, slows down, stops.




COP
For a policeman, I am too unfit. I should do something about it NOW.

Cop whistles frantically.

Another cop speeds towards him in a patrol car, picks him up. They resume chasing Rage. Rage looks back and sees the car edging closer to him. Instead of starting to run, he simply increases his walking speed.


Rage manages to out-walk the car for a few yards before the cops grab him, one by his shorts, the other by his neck tie.



RAGE (thumping fist in the air)

I will not swear to it. But if I get stuck behind a slow walker again, I will push him to the ground and urinate in his face.



COP
Shut up!




RAGE (sings)
MOVE B, GET OUT THE WAY!


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